Farting Friday

Why is everyone in my world farting today?? Not just around the house, but everywhere I have gone today. I of course was not farting. I would never. teeheehee

Update on the meat in the freezer. Gigantor got rid of it today, and when it was all weighed, we actually lost 240lbs of meat. Yes...I cried. lol

Gigantor told me he was getting off of work at 1:30 today, he told me this at about 1. At almost 5, I called him up yelling that I had a meeting to go to, he better get his happy ass home. Yup, I was late to my meeting.

I know this is lame, but I'm so happy I recorded Fallen tonight. It was a movie last year, and it was sooooooooooo good. Well tonight they re showed the movie, then tomorrow and Sunday they are having two more 2 hour conclusions of it. It's gonna be soooooooo good.

We bought like 4 packs of meat for our freezer inside. lol Now I have to plan out each meal for each night. I can't just get something out of the freezer and wing it.
Gonna be cleaning out asses off this weekend. Gigantor decided to do a bbq next weekend for some family and friends for my b-day. (which is actually Wed)

Okay I'm clueless, so I'm gonna go. Have a good weekend all.

Oh wait!!! Does anyone have any recipe's for Thresher Shark? Gigantor got some and I have no clue how to cook it. I don't cook fish at all, so I'm lost.

Slapped Upside the Head

Fuck me and the horse I road in on. Life handed us a big old shit burger with a side of turd fries today!!!!

We have a freezer that sits outside and is plugged in. I have been stocking up on meat when it's on sale. I probably had about 800 dollars or more of meat in that freezer, a good 150lbs. I looked in my freezer here in the house and only had one small pack of meat, so asked Gigantor to get meat out of the big freezer outside.

He went out, we hadn't been in it for over a week. Apparently it blew a circuit at least a week ago. And it's been sitting outside, sealed up, in 100 plus temps every day. He opened the freezer and started throwing up. He shut it again in a big hurry. He came in cursing and throwing things. I don't blame him, I was just ready to cry was all.

The boss at the garbage company doesn't want him to sack up the meat. Since the freezer is ruined, broke, toast, piece of major shit-pile-crap-ass-fuck-me-with-no-forplay!!!!! The boss said he would let Gigantor bring a flat bed trailer home and he was to just load up the freezer all sealed and take it out to the dump house.

We had bought up stuff to keep us good if we ran short of money, and all the sale stuff for many bbq's. We are supposed to have a bbq next weekend, and I have to buy everything over. Not to mention that I ran to the store to at least get a couple packs of hamburger so I could feed my family the next few days, till I can get the check direct deposited and go shopping.

Then get this crap. I try to get in a better mood. And I take Kiddo and Big J up to the public pool to drop them off for about 4 hours. They have been looking forward to it all week. Well there is this big sign saying the pool is closed, because someones kid took a big old crap in it!!!!!!

So now the kids are grumpy and pissed. I bring them home and set up the sprinkler with the trampoline, but it's just not the same as diving off the diving board and getting a Snowie at break.

Then...THEN!!!! I get a letter in the mail from the trailer park we live in. We live in a park because lots were to dam expensive when we bought our place. And this guy had bought the park from the city, he said he wouldn't raise rent for at least 2 years. (lot rent, I own my place) We were told the city gave him all the info on everyone, of who owns what etc.... I had this letter saying my rent was going up 25 bucks a month, because I didn't give him my proof of residency. He will only take state certified proof. So I called and said "what the hell is that, and what does it mean?" He goes, "Oh we need your title of ownership" I get huffy but say "fine I'll bring you a copy". He says "No we need to keep the original" At which point after all the other stuff and the freezer incident I went off on this guy. YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE THE ORIGINAL ASS HAT. I'LL BRING YOU A COPY. BY LAW THAT'S ALL YOU GET. AND THE CITY ALREADY GAVE YOU ALL THIS, SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING AND IDIOT AND JUST LOOK IN THE FILES!!!!! At which point he goes, well then your rent will go up. At which point I go, well you will discuss that with my lawyer. And he says "a copy is just fine" Yeah I thought so dick burger. Good grief, what a day.

I'm gonna go to bed, and hope nothing blows up, or gets wrecked, or catches fire, or starts turning red and itching tomorrow. hehehehe

Hope you all had a better Thursday, and Happy Friday all!!!

Stop the Spinning I'm getting Sick

Man my world has been spinning with busyness for the past few days. I know I still have to tell 5 people I give that award to, but I need to stop spinning first. heheheh

We got so busy Tuesday that I actually forgot my chiropractors appointment. I remade it for today, but dang I am hurting, I pinched something.

Yesterday Gigantor's parents came down. They are back in town for a few days, then go back to New Mexico till the summer is over. Anyhow they came down, and pitched in money and had Gigantor go get pizza. We ate, and then MIL (mother in law) and I went to a candle party that two of my nieces were holding. And Gigantor, Kiddo and FIL went over to the parents house.

Now at the in laws house, while they have been gone. One niece and her husband and dog have been there. And now a sister in law that moved back, with her hubby and two sons (11 and 13), and two big dogs are staying there till they get their rental place in Sept. So...they went over and Kiddo was playing with the boys. Well one of the big dogs (german shepard) bit him, drew blood. grrrrrrrrrrrrr It was sorta an accident, so I need to check and make sure the dam dog is up to date on his shots. But I heard this dog has bit at a bunch of people, so if it happens again. They aren't gonna be happy with me.

So...MIL and I were at the candle party. There were tons of scents I liked. God my nose worked over time. But I ended up just getting three. Three, in the smallest size they come, for 50 fricken bucks. ahhhhhhhhhhh

I came home and checked my bra, hoping that a candle had fallen in there for me to bring home. But alas, all I found was a spare piece of broccoli, and I didn't eat any broccoli over there. hehehehe

Well I'm taking Kiddo and Big J up to the pool, and gonna go to the back cracker, I better get running. Have a good Thursday everyone.

Mother Bunny Humper

How the hell does mac and cheese get in your bra when you haven't eaten mac and cheese for days?????

Stupid vortex bra working over time I guess.

I found a piece of popcorn yesterday, I haven't had popcorn since Friday at the movies. You would think I don't bathe. Or if I do bathe, I don't lift the twins up and scrape the leftovers out. But I do, I really do. I have a special boob scraper even. Sorta looks like an ice scraper, but prettier. hehehehehe

You all should check out my sister Alekx's post out. She is at Nitrogen Narcosis. I think me and Flake had snorted to much powdered sugar or something. We were on a roll. We were holding her blog hostage, but she never paid the ransom, so we got bored and left. We would make terrible criminals.

Okay I'm off to search for untold treasure in tonights bra. I did find a cotton ball in my underwear, does that count?? hehehee

Have a good Tuesday all!!!!

Useless

That's what my husband is on a weekend he as to work. He's useless at home. He's to tired and hot to want to go anywhere, and he is to tired and brain dead to want to do anything else. I try to be understanding, I mean that does make him working 12 days in a row.

But geesh we can't do to the store, or the lake, or even get a couple things done around the house. I work on it, but it's a big lump in my way all weekend.

So... we didn't get much done over the weekend. Got a couple movies watched. Got the dishes done, some avon stuff. Even trimmed the dogs toe nails. hehehehe

oh oh I did finally make some egg salad, and I made some peanut butter bars. So...I guess it wasn't a total waste. lol

Hope you all had a good weekend, sorry for such a boring post.

Update---I just got awarded this

OMG I was so honored and excited. Flake over at Canadian Flake blog awarded me this. I've never won much of anything before, so this was a huge honor. I adore Flake. Ever since I've met her, we have just got closer and closer. Now I can't imagine life without my good flakey friend.

I love ya flake you know that right!!!!

I'm supposed to award this to 5 others. I will do that tomorrow I suspect.

Have a good day everyone!!!!

SIGH!!!!!

That's the sound of my almost perfect Friday. *Sigh* oh man, what an almost orgasmic day!!!

I was reading the last Harry Potter book last night, then I couldn't put it down. So I was up till 5 this morning. I finished the book!!!! It was awesome!!!! I will not ruin it for anyone. Yet. lmao

Then...THEN!!!!! We went and seen Transformers tonight. OMG OMG OMG it was so fricken good!!!!!!! I so want to own that movie, just seeing it once!!!!

Then...today I found out that 300 comes out on dvd on Tuesday!!!! What a good day. hehehehehe

Although on a downer note. Big J is spending the night with Kiddo, and they were wrestling. And Big J kicked Kiddo in the mouth. He goes, "I barely touched him" Well how do you explain how his gum way above his teeth split wide open and you loosened one of his permanent teeth??? hmmmmmmmm I told Kiddo to not mess with the tooth. Hopefully it will settle back in and not be loose and he won't loose it. Then that way, maybe he won't need false teeth by high school. *sigh* in a different way. lol

Okay have a good weekend everyone!!!!

Don't ya Hate

Don't ya just hate it when you ask the husband to put in a tape and hit record. He says he does, but when you and the kid are watching the recorded program. About 3/4 of the way through, the stupid ass recording just fucking shuts off!!!!!

It was the suspenseful, exciting, explain it all part, and it just fucking shut off!!! What kind of dumb ass man sets a recorder for a weird amount of time??

I swear some days I think it's punishment from the almighty that I get him and his brilliant ways!!

But then he comes around and does something nice, and I turn to mush.

Stupid men anyway!!

Happy Thundering but no rain, humid and hot as satans armpits, Thursday.

Not Ditched

Finally, a friend who is worth a crap. hehehehe My son has gone to the swimming pool a few times. With one friend that always had to take his little brother, so they always had to leave early. Well...then all the crap with his cousins, making plans, breaking them, making more plans, ditching him.

Well...Kiddo's friend Big J got back from camp. I made plans with his mom for him to come over a couple days this week. So..he came over yesterday and I took them to the pool, didn't go get them till closing time. hehehehe They had so much fun. I'm so glad.

He comes over again on Friday to spend the night. I'm hoping that Transformers will be here and we go to the movie too.

Man it's been icky muggy here. You know this is Az, no humidity. Top humidity is like 16%. But it finally rained one day and has been threatening to for a few other days. Which makes humidity about 70 to 80%, some of the top for us. And that's like well whatever, but when it's still 105 to 112 outside with it. It's gross!!!! hehehe

My husband has been on my case to make egg salad for about 4 weeks now. Granted I do really want me some egg salad too. But... and here is the big but, and I don't mean mine either. But....Gigantor got a big 5 gallon dog waterer, and 5 gallon dog feeder, and he has set them up in front of the cubbord that has the pots and pans in it. With my back out, I can't bend over and move those dam things. So....I can't get a pot!! And for almost every single mother bunny humping day, I have been asking him to get a pot out for me and set it on the stove so I can do it. Stupid ass man!!!!! Of course he hasn't. So...he has gotten no egg salad, and if he asks me about it again, I'm gonna jab a fork up his nose!!!!

Okay I'm outa here to go do god only knows what. heheheh

Have a good Hump day everyone!!!

You've got to move it move it......

I have that song going through my head. It's from the Madagascar soundtrack, and probably because my son keeps playing that one song over and over again on his stereo.

I know it's been almost a week since I posted, and I haven't read anybodies blogs...I was having some major issues with the in laws. And when some of the cousins, were rude, disrespectful, and mean to my son. Which he felt really bad, that was the end of any shit from them. I told the husband when his family came back, that I refused to put up with even the tiniest of shit from them. There one and only strike happened.

Anywhoooo....we went to a Harry Potter party on Friday night. We went at 10 up to the library. We had pre bought our book. They had refreshments, drawings, games, craft tables (wand making, wizard hat making, quill making), chess tables, more give aways, and a costume contest. It was lots of fun. At 12:05 in the morning they handed out our books. I just barely got to start mine, we have been so busy this weekend. So...if you have read it, you better not tell me and ruin it for me.

Anyhow, still real busy, just wanted to drop in and post a quick one. I will try my hardest to do better this week. Not sure how that's gonna go. hehehehe

Have a good Monday everyone!!!

A Blue Tale

The following events took place at my house over the weekend.

I was in the back master bathroom, sitting on my throne, holding court, and trying to read my book. Kiddo was in the front bathroom sitting on his throne, singing himself a little song.

When then it happened.

I hear yelling. mom, Mooooooom MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM, in a panic.

me--What!!! I'm a little busy!!!! As I'm reaching for the paper trying to hurridly take care of business, so I can see what he's screaming about. Only to drop the roll, and get it rolling all over the floor, thus entageling myself in it.

I hear running, and he comes into the bathroom skidding to a stop, look of panic on his face.

Kiddo--OMG mom OMG OMG OMG something is wrong with my poop

me--what??? Still trying to get the t.p. unwrapped from around my legs

Kiddo-- I'm gonna have to go to the doctor or the hospital or something. OMG mom OMG!!!

me--What the hell are you talking about???

Kiddo--Something is wrong with my poop!! OMG am I gonna die???

At the mention of him going to die, I start to panic a bit and wonder if something really is wrong. All sorts of things are running through my mind. Was he spurting blood, did he pass a tape worm, was it coming back out of the toilet trying to eat him?? What the hell??? As I gaze at his little face (okay well maybe I shouldn't say little since he is 11, which he reminds me he's not a baby anymore) And see that he is scared and almost in tears. At which point I am completely tied to the dam toilet by the toilet paper.

Me--Well now calm down, and tell me what's wrong, so I can fix it. (sounding much more calm than I felt)

Kiddo--OMG mom my poop it's like bright blue, like pepsi can blue!!!

insert crickets chirping here.

Me--ummmm huh?? (with a confused look on my face)

Kiddo--Didn't you hear me??? My poop is BLUE and the entire toilet is now BLUE!!!!

more crickets chirping.

one raised eyebrow.

You can actually see the light bulb go off above my head.

Me-- *giggle* well...*snork* um... *snarfle*...How blue was it? *major belly laughing*

Kiddo--OMG mom why are you laughing?? My insides are rotting and turning blue!!

Me--OMG son!!! No they aren't!!!

Kiddo---huh??

Me--What did daddy and I get you for a treat a couple days ago???

Kiddo--Well a big slush from that one place

Me--And what kind of slush was it??

Kiddo--It was a bright blue raspberry slus........OHHHHHHHHHH!!! *shy giggle*

He walks off starting to laugh so hard he falls over. He then has to go tell his father and anyone who will listen about his blue poop.

Sheesh boys!!!

Whoohooo a title!!!!

Blogger let me do a title, whooohoooo!!!!

We went to see Harry Potter tonight. LOVE IT!!!! We seen The Last Mimzy the other night. LOVE IT!!!! Okay that's all the intellect I have tonight. I'm gonna do something.

Canadian Flake tagged me a couple weeks ago to write 10 of my favorite things that started with a letter she picked. She picked the letter S. I didn't do it last week because of my back, and it all would have been negative. So...I'm gonna try it now.

1. Sister----Lets face it folks, without my sister I would be lost. I've known her all my life hehehe *snork* We didn't always get along, but we always ALWAYS could count on each other. We are 7 years apart (she's older) But we act like twins, so alot of people say. She means so much in my life, I don't think she will ever know. She says she does, but, no, she doesn't. hehehe I remember one time when I was 16, I had gotten in some pretty bad trouble. She lived 9 hours away, she asked me if I need her. I said, no you have a job. She said to tell her if I really needed her. I said yes. She was on our door step that evening, stayed for 2 weeks, helping me. Once when my mom was sick in the hospital, I called and said "I need you" that night she was here. I know if I said I needed her tomorrow she would be here.

2. Spouse--My husband is the world to me. He has been through so much before me, and with me. He is an amazing man. Words can't do him justice. I get mad at him, or he does boneheaded things. But I love him more today than yesterday. And after 14 years, that's alot of love. I can count on him for EVERYTHING!!! Emotional, physical, you name it, I can count on him.

3. Son---This has got to be my favoritest thing in the entire world. I tried so hard to have a baby. I had him, and he was more than I could ever ask for. He has the biggest most gentle heart and soul. He also is starting to show traits of becoming a young man. He is my world, my life, my love, my soul.

4. Sense of Humor---You have to have a sense of humor with me. I will have one with EVERYONE I ever have contact with. It's very important to me that a person be able to take a joke, and teasing, cuz we dish it out. That's just how we roll.

seeing as that's how I roll leads me to number ....

5. Snark---Snark being a nice way to say Smart ass. As in someone that uses alot of humor and funny sarcasm. That's being snarky. I am full of snark, and yes the doctor says it's not terminal. hehehe I love when people snark with me. A whole group of us snarking can scare off tourists and Jehovah's witnesses. heheheh Snark is a big part of my life

6. Strength--God I love me a strong person, and a strong man. I don't just mean physical strength (although that can get plenty of drooling from me) But that strength of soul and of character. That is important to me. I need it for myself, and I look for it in others.

7. Sunsets---Sunsets mean alot to me. It's really hard to explain. When I was in high school, I was suffering from some pretty bad depression. I tried to commit suicide three times. I would go out and ride my horses, just wishing the earth would open up and swallow me. The main thing I had to look forward to every day, was the amazing beautiful sunset. It started making me think that maybe life could be that colorful, and fiery and beautiful, and ever changing. It helped me through a very dark time. I still love to watch the sunsets.

8. Ssssssssanimals----I know they don't really start with an S, but one of my favorite things none the less. I love animals. Not certain ones, but ALL animals. I have a couple that I adore more than others, but I love them. I think they are a sign of gods perfection, and love. They have it all together. They can love unconditionally, no matter your color, height, weight, religion, sexuality, or brain capacity. I would be a much meaner and less fulfilled person without animals in my life. And hey, some of them are pretty tasty too. hehehehe

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9. Sunkist-- as in the soda. Sunkist orange soda is my favorite non dark soda. My favorite dark soda is pepsi. But I usually pick Sunkist first if we have it.

oh oh I know for 10

10. S*****--That would be my first name. I hated it as I grew up. Most of us do hate our names. But I grew to love it. It's weird though, even when people say it. I don't think I look like my name. I've met a few people with my name, even some guys. They all pretty much look like that name. But I don't think I do. But I do like my name now. And I love the spelling of it. It's one of the rarest spellings of that name that there is. Nobody but my mom, dad, sister, husband and very few family and friends, remember and spell it right. My inlaws have never learned. Gigantor always yells at them for spelling it wrong, but they still do it. When I was a little girl if you spelled it wrong, boyyyyy would I yell at you. So...yeah my name is one of my favorite things.

Okay I'm not gonna tag anyone, but if you would like to do this, ask me for a letter and I shall give you one. I promise not to give X Y Or Z Or Q, that's just a stupid letter that shouldn't exist. hehehehe

Have a good weekend everyone.

Still can't put in a title..

I got no cake!!! dammit!!!!!

The hubby didn't get off of work till almost 8 tonight. So...since my back has been so bad we got sonic. hehehe

Hubby comes home with the 44 oz drinks from sonic. First thing he does is drop his on the carpet, where the cup splits and it goes everywhere. 44oz of Strawberry limeade with pieces of strawberry and lime all over. So..yeah I sorta yelled at him, then asked if he wanted to go get another one. He said no. Then...then!!!! I drank my water with dinner, and was saving my big soda, my favoritest soda in the world to drink and savor later. I had just started drinking it, when he knocked the flipping thing over. Right in the trash can, where it split and all spilled out. I know it was an accident, but yeah I did the adult thing, I whined. I whined bad, "oooooooooohhhhhhhh Gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwddddddddd I just started drinking that!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" So..yeah he caved and went and got dressed and got me another one. hehehehe

GIRL POWER YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I went to the Chiropractor today, and feel a tiny bit better. It's been going out real bad as he's trying to get it all taken care of. Gonna hurt worse before it gets better. I have this LOVE/HATE relationship with him. Love him because he is so hunkaliscious, and eventually makes me feel all better. Hate him because he hurts me (not on purpose, just I have real issues with my back, and it hurts to make it better) hurts me in the way that I wanna take a pair of pliers and grab that piece of skin in the middle of your nose that separates your nostrils and squeeze it till it spurts blood.

Okay, maybe it's time for bed, the gerbil is doing really weird stuff. She is running in her wheel, running two laps around her cage then flopping on her back and pumping all four legs up and down in the air. Then doing it all over again. I'm thinking it's gerbil jazzercise.

Have a good Wednesday all!!!

What is with blogger not letting me put in a title??? I swear that it irritating.

Gosh I'm still full of randomness. I know, not a word, but it is now, cuz I said it. hehehe

My back still hurts, hurts bad. It's killing me lay down, it's worse to sit, it's even worse to stand. I don't have drugs strong enough to take the pain away. I'm walking hunched over, like one of them little old ladies with the giant hump on their backs.

My son came out of his bedroom last night. Said "mom there is something weird in my nose" I look, it looks like a fricken wart!!!! INSIDE HIS NOSE!!!!! I said, when the hell did that show up. He told me a couple weeks ago. But I'll be dammed if he told me before the dam doctors appointment. So...now I have to spend an additional 35 bucks in co pay to take him back to have it looked at, and probably another co pay to have it taken care of. I may just see if the pool water will take care of it like it did the one on his hand and his foot.

It's been so dang hot past few days. Up around 110 to 112. The news just announced that the cool spell is over, and to expect record highs. WTF???????

Is anyone else craving cake???

The dog is driving me insane. He's decided he has to bark at ever single movement and noise in or out of the house, then he has to run outside. As soon as you let him out, the bastard waits till you sit down then starts barking and scratching to come in.

My son has my mothers old sleep number bed. Those air beds. Well...he kept complaining it was broken and going flat. He said he kept pushing the up button but it won't blow up anymore. Upon closer inspection. We found that the rocket scientist of a son of mine had the controller upside down and was deflating it, bit by bit.

Is it a sin to think that your Chiropractor is so dam handsome that he could melt an iceberg??? OMG he's so yummaliscious. I hate him and his wife, cuz he has a drop dead gorgeous wife too. The Fuckers. hehehehe

Am serious, isn't anyone else craving cake???

Why must my husband walk around at night with his pants and underoo's hanging half off his ass. We have been married 14 years. It's not sexy anymore, it's hairy and gross. Pull them up dammit!!!

Okay that's it, I'm making cake tomorrow. That is if I can move

Okay, I'm outa here, I don't have pain pills strong enough, so I've been taking sleeping pills to make sure I get some sleep.

Have a good Tuesday everyone!!

Stupid blogger won't let me put a title on the post or to change colors.

I'm sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I haven't had much to talk about. My lower back has been out so very very bad. I'm barely walking and can hardly sleep.

We had a good 4th. Had a picnic dinner on the golf course, and had cake and watched fire works.

I'm off to maybe try and read some blogs, if I can sit long enough. I'll try to get on better. The chiropractor has been working on me. So....hopefully in a few days I'll be much better.

I'm Melting

Okay 112 degree's here yesterday. Can you believe that?? I had to go out 3 times in that heat yesterday. Took kiddo swimming, picked him up, did some errands. The a/c in the car couldn't even cool it down. It's the type of heat that you come inside, sit in front of the a/c and continue to sweat for 1/2 hour or more. Although I'm sure I wasn't sweating, I think it was parts of me melting off. I was dripping between my boobs people, I never sweat there. hehehe

I'm hoping it's a little bit cooler than that tomorrow evening. We usually do fried chicken picnic and cake when we sit out waiting for the fire works to start. We always did that on the 4th, because it was my mom's birthday. I still try to keep the tradition going. I'm hoping I go through this one better than last one. We will see.

The hubby ran and got us Subway sandwiches last night. Seeing as he didn't get home from work till almost 7. Poor guy. So...he went and got me double meat, cuz they usually scrimp on the chicken pieces. Well...I like double meat and just olives on it, cuz I put my own other stuff on it at home. I did NOT need double meat with this one girl doing it. I swear I had over a pound of chicken on that thing. Then the olives, she did two gigantic fist fulls. I had to pick most the olives off, and even take some of the meat off. The bread wouldn't close, and it sorta disintegrated. I guess I got my money's worth. hehehehe

Does anybody know what will happen to you if you eat tons of cherry's??? hehehehe They have had the best cherry's in stock here, and on sale. I've been munching on them for 4 days, and still have two bags. whooohooo

Okay I'm off for a bit. I gotta rest my back, it's been killing me. Go to the Chiropractor today. Thank God.

Have a good Tuesday everyone, and if I don't get back on here then

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!

Little bit of a Rant

First of all let me say HAPPY CANADA DAY to all my Canadian friends out there!!!!

Second, I haven't posted, because my family is trying to kill me by starting with my emotional state. grrrrrrrrr

My son on Thursday night, for some reason couldn't sleep, which made him upset to his stomach, which made it harder for him to sleep, etc.... He was in our room ever 5 to 20 minutes complaining he couldn't sleep. I went to bed at 10 because I was so tired, and he kept me up till 2 with that crap. At which point at 2, I cracked and screamed at him that I didn't care if he could sleep or not, he better not get his happy butt out of bed again, or I would beat him. He did go to sleep then, just to have nightmares and sleepwalk till 4:30, and then he was up at 6. He was so tired the next day he looked physically ill. I made him go to bed early and he pulled the same crap again, and I was up till 2 in the morning again. Finally last night he slept well, actually slept till 9 this morning, till the phone woke him and me both up. We were pissed. lol

Then the stupid ass Gigantor. He was talking about trust issues between him and the kiddo. For some reason the Kiddo doesn't trust that Gigantor won't hurt or do something to get him hurt. So...they were talking about something. And Gigantor promised that if Kiddo did NOT freak out, and spoke to him calmly, that he would stop doing whatever was scaring him and they would work it out. What happened about 15 minutes later?? Gigantor was tormenting Kiddo with a bug zapper thingie that looks like a tennis racket. (work got it as a novelty gift for the guys) And Kiddo got scared, but talked to him calmly. So...I thought Gigantor stopped, at which point he walked back out there and smacked kiddo with it, turned on and zapped him pretty hard.

I blew a gasket!!! You just give your son a lecture about trust issues, then you go and break that trust and hurt him??!!!??? wtf is that shit???

Okay I'm off to continue probably yelling at both of them for being major dumb asses today.

Hope you all had a good weekend!!

Tagged

Okay so Translator over at Rosetta Rants tagged me today.

I'm supposed to describe seven random things about myself.

So...lets get started

1. I have a big gap between my top two front teeth. They are big and there is even a bigger gap. Not quite bugs bunny big, but close. And the gap is almost the span of the grand canyon. And no I've never thought of getting it fixed.

2. I have a big weakness for hot cocoa and nutella. Not together of course. But I will turn insane and almost kill anyone in the house that touches my containers of hot cocoa and nutella. I have to buy the boys their own, cuz I'm dam greedy with mine.

3. I love to color fuzzy posters, and do latch hook rugs. I don't know why, seeing as I'm to dumb to figure out anything to do with them when I'm done, but I love to do them.

4. I am a smart ass to the core (as if you couldn't tell) I approach any and all situations with humor, even the serious one's. I'm snarky and spunky. That's just how I roll.

5. I knew my husband (not good) since 2nd grade. We only dated for 6 months, and were only physically together (he was over seas in the navy) for two weeks before we were married. It's worked though, we have been married 14 years.

6. I used to write poetry. I have a book with all my poems in it. Sometimes I would write two a week. I started when I was 14. It carried my through a very rough time in my life, a very mentally tortured time. When I thought the world was against me. When I married my husband, it all stopped. I've tried to sit and write it more, but nothing worth anything comes out (not that what I wrote was worth a hill of beans) I like to think it was a tool/gift from god to help me cope with things I needed too. And once I didn't need it anymore, it was gone.

7. There are some days I can't stop crying, and that I would sacrifice my health to the point of being in a wheelchair if I could just have my mom back for a few years. For as much as this woman irritated me and pissed me off on a regular basis. I miss her more that anyone could ever know. It also makes me think of death more often, and I scare myself to the point of piddling when I think about it to much.

Okay there are my random 7. I'm supposed to tag 7 other people. ummmm I dunno though, so if you wanna do it, go for it.

Have a good Hump day all!!!!!

Please don't squeeze the Charmin----KISS MY ASS!!!

I HATE you Charmin toilet paper!! HATE YOU!!! I hate you for falling apart when you get used. I hate you for tearing when one is wiping. You make people get dirtier trying to wipe with your sorry ass than if they didn't wipe at all. I HATE you for flaking apart and leaving little bally balls of toilet paper. That 1. get tangled up in the hair. and 2. make it look like it's snowing fluff balls every time you pull your pants down.

HOW I HATE CHARMIN TOILET PAPER

I adore you Quilted Northern.

Shame on me

Shame on me for not blogging better this week. I've been reading and commenting, but haven't brought myself to blog anything.

I've been taking kiddo to swimming lessons every day. He pretty much has it down, he just needed a little refresher. With the pool closed from mid August till June every year and the lake to cold to swim in till June. He hasn't really swam much in a year or two. I also finally got my lazy butt out and about doing some errands, and I went and got my nails done. Red, White and Blue designs baby.

I think switching my hormone meds has made me feel BLAH for the last month. I'm not quite done with the first month of them. It takes a month or two to level back out. But let me tell you, I'm so glad I'm back on these one's, cuz my girlie parts is feeling much better. whooohooooo

Last night was nice, on the spur of the moment, my Aunt and Uncle went and bought some hotdogs and buns and came down and we cooked. It's nice to do stuff like that. And....we were sorta "distant" relatives even though we lived in the same small town. That is one thing that has come out of my mom dying. It has really brought alot of the family back together in the way she always wanted them to be. It's sad that that's what it took, but we have all decided. She died so young, you really just don't know when someone will be gone.

Well...I'm off for now. Got a very busy weekend. I've even made Gigantor a list. hehehehe And we want to do a few things around the house some more, and Gigantor is going to help the hunter/safety group move their storage shed. So...Kiddo and I are off and cleaning up some extra stuff around here. 1. cuz it needs it. 2. Because we want to surprise Gigantor. I'm sure he won't even acknowledge that we did it, and I will end up mad at him all weekend, but oh well. hehehehe

Have a good weekend everyone!!!!

Kill Em Till Their Dead

I learned something new yesterday. I learned that when your a cat, even an old cat like mine, that there comes times that you just have to KILL your tail. Kill it till it's dead.

I don't mean the, chase it being all cute, and pounce on it, holding it with a paw, kill it till it's dead. I mean the, make an evil sound, with flaming eyes, attack with all claws and teeth bared, kill anything that your tail had touched, including a magazine, the dogs face and my leg, trap it with the bob cat like claws, and bite it till the cat screams and it's bleeding, kill it till it's dead.

There has to be some purpose for this. Has to. We all know that cats don't do anything without good reason. They are so serious, don't like to have fun, dignified, perfect, and generally rule the world. (okay I may have gone slightly to far, they think being grumpy is fun)

In other news. Gigantor and I love scary movies. Love them!! And Kiddo has been begging for a couple years to start watching some scary movies. I haven't let him as of yet. (remember aliens, and predator, and starship troopers, does not count as a scary movie in this house, that's been normal watching since he was about 7) Any how, he's 11 now, and I thought maybe he could handle watching one with me in the middle of the day. One that wasn't so bad. Well...apparently, he's not ready. hehehehe We watched one yesterday, and it's still effecting him today. Poor thing. We only watched Jeepers Creepers, not bad...or so I thought. hehehehe

Have a good Tuesday everyone

Busy but Fun

We have been busy past couple days, but we've been having fun. Last night (evening) we took Kiddo and his friend K out to see Fantastic 4, Rise of the Silver Surfer. It was much better than I thought it would be. It was good. I didn't realize the Surfers voice was Lawrence Fishburn. He was awesome.

As we got out of the theater, we both had voice mails. It was from my aunt. Her and my uncle invited us out to dinner. There is a place called Paria Outpost. They have an all you can eat bbq. All their meat is smoked. They have a small salad bar, then they have smoked beef brisket, pork ribs, chicken, salmon, rolls, cornbread, pinto beans, spanish rice, and then three or 4 choices of desert. OMG the beef brisket is my favorite, so good and tender, and smoked just right.

After dinner we visited with them a bit. My insomnia kicked in and I didn't fall asleep till almost 3 in the morning. Gigantor let me sleep in this morning and he did some vacuuming. He's a good giant. Then he ran to walmart for dog food, and grabbed Ghost Rider DVD. I told him that was part of his fathers day gift. He was fine with that.

We then had some sonic, and watched the stargates we recorded last night. Went to safeway, to buy some steaks that were on sale (for dinner tomorrow), some t-bones. Also stocked up our fresh fruit and veggies. Then we all played around as a family for a bit. And...we had some dinner, and then Gigantor and Kiddo went down to the carnival.

I say down, because it's about 4 blocks down the way from us. hehehehe They called me on the cell phone when Kiddo was on the Sizzler. Daring little shit. hehehe

Tomorrow I think we are just gonna clean the birdcage, and do some dishes, and probably watch movies. Gigantor deserves to relax.

To all you dad's out there HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!

Unauthorized Breeding

There was some unauthorized breeding going on in my vortex bra tonight. Man...I have no idea how I got half a pound of crumbs in there.

We had sandwiches tonight, and I swear it's like I shook out the loaf bag in my bra. Then they migrated into my undies. How in the world do crumbs breed and migrate like that???

In other news, I've been searching for my cat. Because I think something with fur exploded in my kitchen over night. I swept before bed last night and woke up to tons of fur all over the floor. I know it's shedding season. But dam, that was alot of hair, wondering if someone exploded.

I think my dog lost all of his brain finally too. he's been coming in and laying on his bed/pillow, but just his butt on it. So that his head is down and all the blood runs to it.

Well the gerbil is seriously staring at me again, so I'm gonna be the one to give in this time, and I'm going to go to bed. That dam gerbil can count this one as a win.
On a side note, I must have a major case of the lazies when it comes to my pictures. I can count about 15 of them in different rooms that are hanging crooked. It's driving me nuts, but I'm to dam lazy to reach up and fix them. Maybe I'll wait till all of them I own are crooked then I'll tilt the house. hehehehe

Okay have a good Tuesday night and Wednesday everyone!!!

Brought Back

I think the aliens have finally brought me back. I must have been abducted or something, cuz I've been gone from blogs for so long. I'm beginning to think I was probed too. *smirk*

I've been fighting off some sinus stuff, and knees so sore I can barely walk, since Alekx and House Elf went home.

We had a great time though, we were so very busy.

Thursday night they got here late, and of course we visited, and ate sonic, and visited.

Friday--We went out to the dam, and walked around, missed the tours though. Ordered some pizza for lunch, and House Elf and kiddo put his bed together (they brought my mom's sleep number bed for kiddo) And Alekx and I cut up a bunch of stuff for prep work for the bbq on Saturday.

Saturday--we went up to the doctors, to sit with my dad, and find out the particulars on his blood clot. We then finished cleaning and making stuff for the bbq, then that night had a bbq for about 15 or so people.

Sunday--We loaded up the 4 wheeler and ice chests and went up to the mountain. Saw tonssss of deer and kaibab squirrels. Got home after dark and had leftovers for dinner.

Monday---We went out shooting till the afternoon, then all came home and cooled down, I think we ran to walmart or whatever. Made dinner, called it an early night.

Tuesday---got up at 4:30, and went up to Kanab to Best Friends Animal Sanctuary for a tour and to do volunteering. It was nice, found a dog I wanted to bring home, but restrained myself.

Wednesday--We ran to the store, went through a bit more of mom's stuff, helped them pack up, and we ordered out for Chinese. hehehehe

Thursday--went out to breakfast then they were on their way. I came home and napped. lmaoooooooo

That was our week, then I've spent the rest of the time recuperating from our vacation.

It was really good to see them, and I miss them already. Hopefully I'll be back to reading and commenting and posting more regular now.

Happy Monday all!!!

Quick note

Just a quick note. Dad is doing a bit better with the shots. He is getting his blood tested every other day. They need to get it thinned down to dissolve the clot. It's about 4 inches long and it's under his knee.

Thank you all so much for your prayers and thoughts. You don't know what it means to me. I really appreciate it.

Alekx and House Elf are still here till Thursday, they leave that morning.

I'm off, I need to shower, and crawl my butt in bed, it's already midnight.

Have a good couple days all!!!!

Urgent Prayers

I need some urgent prayers from you all please. I just got online till I have to go get my fathers medication. They found a blood clot in his leg today. They aren't putting him in the hospital. They are going to let him medicate at home. He has to take more shots in the stomach, and some pills, he has to go back in every two days, for blood tests and seeing the doctor. They don't want it to break loose and go to his lung. So far it all looks okay, like it will be easy to dissolve. Just keep us in your thought and prayers please.

I'm off to get some groceries and get his medicine. Then I told him I would treat him to Sonic. LOL

Alekx and House Elf will be here about 8 tonight.

Man...what a day.

See you all soon. Take care!!!

So Busy

Update: Oh my gosh I just had it pointed out to me that some of my new readers, don't know what some of the names mean, that I put on this blog. Let me clear it up a bit. I don't, and won't put on real names on here. To many family members working and have worked law enforcement, makes me a bit paranoid I guess.
Burfica--that is me
Gigantor--That is my husband, and so called because he is a fricken giant. Size 15 1/2 ring people.
Kiddo--is my son, who is 11 now, and as big a smart ass as the rest of us.
Captain Daddy--That is my dad as you probably guessed
Alekx--is my one and only older (notice how I said older?*snark*) sister. She is over 6 foot
House Elf--is her husband, who is only about 5'3" hehehehe
Everyone else I usually use an initial for and explain who they are in our lives. That is pretty much the break down of who is who.


Oh my gravy I have been so dang busy!!! We worked our tails off all weekend. We worked on the house, and some major cleaning we had to do, and we went to 3 stores, and to the movie. Yesterday me and Kiddo cleaned up a bit around here. Today Kiddo and I went to walmart, and we worked on a craft. Then when Gigantor came home, he was being all nice and made us cookies. I did a bunch of avon work while he baked. hehehehe Then I cleaned about 400 pair of earrings, and got a bunch ready for yard sale, and finished cleaning up some stuff.

Now I have to do the floors, go to Safeway once more, and clean the kitchen and table real good, for Alekx and House elf to get here on Thursday.

We are so dang excited to see them. We haven't seen House Elf, since mom's memorial, which was a year and a half ago. And we haven't seen Alekx in almost a year.

So...if I don't find time to post, remember I'm thinking about you all, as house elf hooks up my new computer!!! whoooooooooohoooooooooooo

Hope I can check in earlier, if not, see you all on the 7th!!!!!!!!!

Update and maybe a Meme

Just a quick update. I've been so dam busy. I'll try to write more about that next week. Been cleaning and arranging our asses off this weekend. Plus grocery shopping, and we took Kiddo and his friend Z to see the Pirates movie. It was very very good. It moved so fast that I didn't have time to even realize it was 2 hours 46 minutes. For any of you that haven't seen it yet. Make sure you stay the extra 15 minutes worth of credits. There is a final scene at the end of the credits. I would have never known if the news hadn't mentioned it on Thursday morning.

Now lets see if I can get this quiz thing down. Phoenix and Flake have both done this one, and dared me on more than one occasion, so lets go for it.

Here's how to play. Place an X by all the things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not. Simple, no? By the way, this is for your entire life:
(x) Smoked a cigarette.
( ) Smoked a cigar.
(x) Drank so much you threw up.
() Crashed a friend's car. Been in a couple crashes but never my friends
( ) Stolen a car.
(x) Been in love.
(x) Been dumped.
( ) Shoplifted candy.
(x) Been laid off.
(x) Been fired. It wasn't laid off, because he just said they couldn't afford to keep me on, and I had to go.
(x) Quit your job.
() Snuck out of your parent's house. My mother's room was by the door, and the floor squeaked to bad, so I never could.
(x) Party in the woods.
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
( ) Been arrested.
() Gone on a blind date. No all my dates could see. hehehehe
(x) Skipped school. OMG I'm amazed I didn't have to repeat my junior year I skipped so much.
(x) Seen someone die.
( x) Been to Mexico. Accidently. hehehehe
() Been to Canada. No.. Don't they shoot you at the border there? hehehehe
( x) Been on a plane.
(x) Been on a train for a long trip
(x) Been lost. I should say, never been lost, been temporarily misplaced a few times though.
(x ) Been on the opposite side of the country. Got hitched in Virginia
( ) Been to Florida.
() Been to Washington
( ) Lived in Boston
(x ) Gone to the Grand Canyon... Duh that is where I live. Right at the start of the canyon
() Swam in the ocean...not an Ocean but my river is the BEST!!!
(x) Felt like dying. Attempted suicide three times when I was younger, so I would say yes.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep...more than I would like to admit, and alot more past couple years.
(x) Played cops and robbers.
(x) Recently colored with crayons.
( x) Sang karaoke.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins.
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(x) Made prank phone calls. Hello is your refrigerator running???
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. Food too, and snot bubbles
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Made a snowman.
(x) Made a snow angel.
(x ) Danced in the rain
(x) Walked in the rain.
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
( ) Written a letter to the President. No but sometimes I curse at the t.v. when politicians are on.
( x) Met a celebrity. Lots, this town has had many movies filmed here. Lets see. Mel Gibson, Patrick Swayze (had my nose in the crotch of his pants), Jodie Foster (what a *rhymes with punt*), Mark Singer, James Gardner, David Duchovney, Billy Ray Cyrus, Shania Twain... gosh there are so many more. They come through town and spend time here with the locals as they do filming here. Some are horrid, some are extremely nice.
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe.
(x) Watched the sun set with someone you care about.
(x) Blown bubbles. Including one's out of my nose
( x) Made a bonfire on the beach.
(x) Crashed a party. Crashed one wedding once and a 50 year anniversary party, hehehehe
() Gone roller-skating. I don't think up and down the hallways counts, and I would of broke my neck other wise.
(x) Ice-skating. Only on my ass when I slip on it on the way out to the car.
( ) Rode a camel. No but I rode an elephant once and I owned horses. Oh and on occasion I ride a giant (was that my outside voice)
Any nicknames? Lets see....Only my great uncle and sister could call my Dick Tracy, I had Turkey butt, and kitten. In school, I was known as Fuscia and Squirell. I like Honey though, my hubby calls me that, and until my son was three he called me that.
Favorite drink? Iced tea, but I don't drink it anymore (bad for ya or something) So I drink water, but I do really like the peach mango and tea wine coolers
Ever been in a Car accident? yes a few, but the worst one was when a deer hit us. Yes you heard me right, we did not hit the deer, it hit us.
2 door or 4 Door? prefer 4
Salad Dressing? Creamy Poppyseed or Creamy Vidallia Onion
Favorite pie? Pecan, and Pumpkin, and blueberry oh oh oh and chocolate cream.
Favorite number? 8
Favorite movies? So many, sci fi, fantasy, comedy, drama, horror, I like a bit of everything.
Favorite food? BBQ chicken, and chocolate, not together though. hehehe
Favorite brand of body soap? We use Safeguard...only one I can use, or I get big cyst like things in the not so nice areas of my body.
Favorite brand of deodorant? Avon...any avon deodorant
What do you enjoy receiving? Appreciation, and Thank you's. And all the love I can handle, which is a ton!!!!

There ya all go...I added a bit more to go more in detail about myself. I'll be back. hehehehee
Have a good weekend, and Memorial Day all!!!

New Favorite Phrase

I've had a few favorite phrases in my past. Things I say at different times.

I've called people "Sperm burping gutter sluts"
Or "Puss infected cum bubbles"
I've told people to "Put their big girl panties on and just deal"
I've said "Just get the f**k over yourself"
I've walked into chaos and exclaimed "good god it looks like a shit fight in a monkey house in here"
I've told boneheads "You can tell by the slope of your forehead that your parents was cousins"

Those are just a few, so I'm always on the lookout for new and wonderful phrases. Those that shock people, those that make them fall over laughing.

Well Gigantor stumbled upon a gem of a phrase I just had to share.

He was out at work with 4 other guys trying to get a giant hydrolic ram out of one of the trash trucks. They worked from 1 in the afternoon till 6 that evening. They had so many smashed hands and fingers that they couldn't tell what was hydrolic fluid and what was blood. They sludged around in and slipped and fell in 3 to 4 inches of hydrolic fluid in the back of the truck trying to get this thing out. Lots of injuries, lots of cussing, and lots of irritation. When they stepped out of the back of the truck, the main mechanic was wiping his hands and he exclaimed "WELL THAT WAS ABOUT AS FUN AS GETTING RAPED BY A PORCUPINE"

Now after much laughing, and a few snorty sounds (laughing without enough air input) I could only utter. Ouch.

Have a good Thursday all, and watch out for them quills.

WTF???

I don't have much time for a post, cuz I'm off and running, and I want to catch up reading on some blogs. But can I just say WTF is up with the weather????

Now we have been in the 90's up to 99 for over two weeks now. I have had the cooler on high 24/7 and the ceiling fans on. Yesterday woke up and it was raining, and only got up to about 74. That's okay cuz it warmed up last night and had to turn the cooler back on. This morning woke up to it raining and it's only 48 flippin degree's. Now remember I live in Arizona. Which is 90's and 100's by May. Not no flippin 48 degree's. I had to come in and turn the heater on for today, because we can't stop shivering. ahhhhhhhhhhhh

On a side note, I did take Captain Daddy to the cardiologist. I seem to like the guy. I also argued with the pharmacy about some medicine he picked up, to only find out that Captain Daddy was wrong, and now I wonder if he's even taking the right pills every day or not. (long story). Got my hair cut yesterday, it looks pretty good---short and spikey. hehehehe

I'm off to read a few blogs and then get my nails done.

Have a good, and hopefully warm, Wednesday all!!!

Kidnapped

I think I was kidnapped by the busier than crap gods. Man, I was running non stop since Wed night last week. And unfortunately I'm not done yet. I have a very busy week this week.

I have to take Captain Daddy to a cardiologist today. He is capable of going by himself, but new doctor visits he likes me there, since he's so hard of hearing. Plus to understand what is said. Captain Daddy has this bad habit of only hearing what he wants to, not what is actually said. So...after taking him, I have to go find Kiddo (a friend is picking him up from school so I can take daddy) Then we have to take Captain Daddy to get his pants hemmed. Which he's throwing a temper tantrum about. He doesn't want to have to go and get them pinned up, he wants to just tell her the length and be done with it. grrrrrrrrrrr

Tomorrow I have a hair appointment, and Wednesday is a nail appointment. I think I might, that's a big might, be free on Thursday. hehehehe

And to top things off, I just spilled oatmeal all down the front of myself. It was hot, sticky, and it stained my shirt dammit!!!!!!!! LOL

Okay I'm off to change and try to have some coffee. Captain Daddy should be over any minute. Which annoys me, his appointment isn't till 2:45, but in his head he will need to be over here and ready by 9 this morning.

This is the man that starts getting ready for work at 5 in the evening, and he doesn't work till Midnight.

Okay, I'm off. Have a good Monday all!!!

They're out to get me

Do you ever feel that someone is out to get you?? I mean someone close to you?? I'm beginning to have that feeling about my animals. Why do they have to do shit, that just annoys me, and do it only to me??? Nobody else, just me. grrrrrrrr

When I redid my yard, I have all these ceramic yard animals, and I placed them up front. (over the hamster/gerbil/bird garden (where I burry the pets now people)).
I also had put some big pots of flowers up there. I did this because both my dogs dig, and I didn't want them digging there. Of course Dribbles could not see the smarts in not digging there. The little shit squirms her way through the stuff and digs this HUGE 4 foot by 3 foot wide and 3 foot deep hole. My yard animals are covered in dirt, the pots are tipped over. And that dumb ass, shit for brains dog, has taken ever little corpse out, and brought it to me!!!!!!!!!

Now Buster, he has been going insane I think. Every half hour, almost on the dot (sometimes he stretches it to an hour), for the past two weeks. He comes running out of a room, and starts barking, the kind of bark that says "someone is here" And he will not stop barking till you get up and open the door. Which if someone was here, he would run outside. But no..mr. tardohead, turns around and bolts back into another room and lays back down. So...I get up no less than 15 times a day to open the dam door to have him go PHSYCH!!!!

The Cat, Bugsy, has decided to come in and bolt his food down, then come to rub on my legs, to instead, PUKE under my feet. I swear I'm gonna kill em. He also will come in later that night, and start purring and get up by my face as if to apologize, only to put the back leg up over his head and start cleaning his you know what right in my face!!!

Even the gerbil and fish are in on making me insane. The gold fish have been floating belly up. Then I reach in with the net so I can flush them, only to have them dart away. I know they are giggling little fishy bubbles at me. grrrrrr

The gerbil has also been doing it. She's been burying herself and not moving, so I have to go dig in her cage to make sure she's alive. And she buries herself in a new spot every day.

The only one's that aren't out to make me insane is the birds, but give them time, I know they are little plotting shits.

Happy Wednesday all!!!!

99 Questions

I seen this on Phoenix's blog and thought it looked fun. So....lets give it a try.

1. How old will you be in five years? 40
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Kiddo and Gigantor
3. How tall are you? 5'6"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? The end of school and Alekx and house elf coming out for a visit
5. What's the last movie you saw? At the theater--Spider Man 3, at home Night at the Museum
6. Who was the last person you called? Gigantor, to give him a hard time.
7. Who was the last person to call you? Alekx--last night
8. What was the last text message you received? Some kid calling me dirty names, cuz apparently I have the same number a young girl had before me. After I threatened him he apologized and haven't heard from him since.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Nobody, cuz nobody likes me. whaaaaaaa
10. Do you prefer to call or text? call, texting confuses me.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Trying to finish my book, but realizing it was to long and I was to tired.
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? They were divorced for about 29 years, before my mom died.
13. When is the last time you saw your mom? Two Christmas's ago on a web cam, she died 20 days later, in person, 2 summers ago.
14. What color are your eyes? Brown with some green in them.
15. What time did you wake up today? 6:00 a.m. baby and it sucked eggs.
16. What are you wearing right now? Clothes, and some potato salad I spilled on myself.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song? The Friendly Beasts.
18. Where is your favorite place to be? At my home, with my family and friends.
19. Where is your least favourite place to be? toss up between dentists and inlaws. hehehe
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? australia, and Italy to see where Gigantor was for 4 years.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Hopefully still where I am. We shall see, that's to long ahead to plan for.
22. Do you tan or burn? Both
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The booger man.
24. What was the last thing that REALLY made you laugh? Besides myself, it was probably Kiddo or Gigantor.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3
26. How big is your bed? King
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Desktop
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Prefer without, but with a young one running around I have a nightshirt.
29. What color are your sheets? Flowers.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 6 for me 2 for Gigantor and Kiddo
31. What is your favorite season? I love them all, but spring is my favorite.
32. What do you like about fall? All the colors, and the break from heat.
33. What do you like about winter? The holidays, and Hot cocoa
34. What do you like about the summer? Playing at the Lake, and having Kiddo home.
35. What do you like about spring? Everything but the bugs.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? Arizona all the way baby
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? Benson, Page, Sierra Vista, and Page again
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Bare feet
39. Are you a social person? ummm sometimes?
40. What was the last thing you ate? Right in the middle of eating my leftover potato salad for breakfast. hehehee
41. What is your favorite restaurant? A little chinese place here called Starlite
42. What is your favorite ice cream? The one I have made at Cold Stone. Chocolate with brownie, dark cherries and macadamia nuts stirred in.
43. What is your favorite dessert? Anything Chocolate
44. What is your favorite kind of soup? Pepperoni Pizza soup.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Not fond of Jelly, but Strawberry is my favorite.
46. Do you like Chinese food? Ummmm yeah, duh. lol
47. Do you like coffee? Love it!! gotta have creamer though. hehehe
48. How many glasses of water a day? Don't know how many glasses, drink it by the bottle, about 3 to 4 of them.
49. What do you drink in the morning? Usually coffee, if not then water.
HMM NO 50?
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? On hubbies left side
52. Do you know how to play poker? yes but not well I have no poker face, I sorta hop around and bet big when I have a good hand.
53. Do you like to cuddle? More than alot of people, unless I'm sick then I don't want to be touched.
54. Have you ever been to Canada? Nope, some day maybe.
55. Do you have an addictive personality? Who knows.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often? Home
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? My son's best friend Big J
59. Do you want kids? Always, wanted more, but blessed with one.
60. Do you speak any other languages? does knowing naughty words count? I can speak very very little german
61. Have you ever gotten stitches? From my surgeries yes, from accidents no.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? yeah, blech
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Lake!!! But between the two a pool I guess.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Neither, flying makes me sick. On a buss, or train I like the window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick? Yes, first thing I learned to drive.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? My family, but maybe books.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Not 24 hours, but earrings and ring, most days.
68. What is your favorite TV show? To many to have one favorite.
69. Can you roll your tongue? No and it's embarassing.
NO 70 EITHER
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Does Gigantor count???
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? it says it's called Fantasy
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?Yuppers, and from when I was young too. hehehehe
74. What red object is closest to you right now? a Red pen
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Not when I brush them in the shower.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open, if they are closed it's when the booger man comes.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Are you fricken kidding me??? What kind of dumb ass question is that??? BITE ME SURVEY QUESTION MAKERS!!!
NO 78
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?If I get them at a fast food joint, sweet and sour or honey, if made at home, usually bbq.
80. What is your favorite food? bbq chicken
81. Can you change the oil on a car? Yes, but prefer not to.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? ummm yeah *innocent eye flutter* but only one.
83. Have you ever run out of gas? me or the car?? hehehe and no on the car.
84. What is your usual bedtime? I haven't had a bed time since I was 13. so bleh on you. hehehe I got to bed between 11 and 1, but suffer from insomnia.
85. What was the last book you read? Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funk, and in the middle of Blackstone Chronicles by John Saul.
86. Do you read the newspaper? Just the town weekly paper
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Country Magazine, Kiddo has Ranger Rick and National Geographic Jr. Gigantor has North American Hunter.
89. Do you watch soap operas? I stare at only one, when I have time, don't like any others.
90. Do you dance in the car? No but I sing real loud. Not enough room to dance in the car.
91. What radio station did you last listen to? 93.3 local station, can't get any others here.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? Gigantor and Kiddo in one of those old west wanted photo's
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? An Avon order.
94. What is your favorite candle scent? Cinnamon
95. What is your favorite board game? right now, Pirates of the Carribean Life, and I like chess.
SOMEONE ABSCONDED WITH 96 AND 97
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?Mr. Salvator Salvagio (we called him Sal) My choir teacher
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? 4 or 5 days and nights.

Well not quite 99, cuz somebody highjacked a few questions. hehehehe

I think that is long enough for one day.

Happy Tuesday all!!!

Recovery Week

Gosh I was just as busy on Friday as I was on Thursday. I alternated doing things (prep work) for the bbq and dinking on the computer. I would get up and work on dishes and cutting things up, then go dink, then get up and peel eggs, then go dink. About 2:30 the mother in law came over and decided to vacuum the floor and furniture real well. She asked what else she could do. I told her I was gonna clean the sink and toilet in the front bathroom, and wipe down the sink and stove in the kitchen. I went and got Kiddo, then came home and my avon was in.

I had to do a pretty big Avon order. 600 bucks worth, about 10 customers, pull, inspect, sort, write up, bag, and phone calls. While the mother in law still worked. She was in my bathroom for almost three hours. I have no idea. I think she scrubbed every last inch which was nice. Then she came out, and was cleaning the sink and stove, and started tearing things apart by the microwave, which was fine, because I have been wanting to do that.

Gigantor got home, and was going to work on dinner while I was finishing avon. He then started helping his mother by the microwave, which led to pulling out the refrigerator and cleaning behind it. Which led to me yelling at everyone, because, dinner didn't get cooked till 9:30. My kid was dead tired. Then mother in law went home and the kitchen was a disaster, because all the stuff from around and on the microwave was everywhere. I stayed up till 2 in the morning, wrapping Kiddo's gifts, finishing my cutting up of stuff, and making Gigantor put my kitchen back together.

Saturday, wasn't bad at all. I had so much of the prep done, all I had to do was put some stuff in the crock pot, and turn it on, cut up a bit of fruit, finish pulling the potato salad together, and set out condiments and paper plates.

The bbq went really well, we had about 20 people. We didn't way over cook, but we definatly didn't under cook either.

We had a good mothers day also. Took stuff to the mother in laws. Then sat at home and watched some movies. Nacho Libre (not a very good movie) Happily Never After (it was so exciting I fell asleep twice) Then we watched Night at the Museum (which Kiddo got for his birthday) So....all was nice. Hope you all had a great weekend.

I Hurt All Over

Oh lord I hurt all over tonight. Now I've told some of you before that it's rather hard for me to move around from health issues. And lately somethings been going on with my knees and ankle joints, so even worse. But we did so much running around today, that I thought I was gonna die. hehehe I was eating ibuprophen like it was skittles. hehehe

Mainly it was stuff getting done for the bbq this weekend for Kiddo. I had started with just going to have grandparents and one or two of his friends and their parents. Well....between family and friends, and people having more people in town, I'm up to 15 people for sure, with a possibility of 28 people. That is alot of people to pack in my house. hehehehe

Nothing much else going on. Had a "transition" meeting at the school today. It was teachers and principal from the elementary school, and then 8 people from the middle school, that will deal directly with Kiddo's schooling and transition. It sounds like it's going to be even better. They really think he has the potential to get back on grade level and they are going to work hard with him.

Tomorrow, I have about a million little things to do for prep work for the bbq. I don't like to be rushed the day of bbq's and to kill myself, so I do all the stuff I can the day before. So...all I have to do is put things together and cook the meat.

My mother in law has decided that one of the kids (great niece or something) Is severely allergic to cats. Like shut off her breathing allergic. Let me tell you if that girl was that allergic, then she would have problems when we would hug her and be around her, but nope not a single problem. Anywhooo....my mother in law has decided that I don't know how to vacuum well enough, and that I will have to much cat hair, so she is going to come down and vacuum the tar out of my house tomorrow. At first I was almost offended, Gigantor definatly was. Asking if she thought we didn't know how to clean. Well...I actually shushed him. I said, hey if your mother wants to come down and clean my house, more power to her. hehehe I'll go about doing my shit and she can clean her little heart out. Seeeeeeeeee I'm not as dumb as I look. hehehehe

Okay well if I don't pop back, have a good weekend everyone!!!

And if I really don't get back, Happy Mothers Day to all my blog friends!!!!

Nice dinner

We had a nice dinner last night for kiddo's b-day. Just us and captain daddy, some burrito's and cake, and watching Harry and the Hendersons. Good old classic. Kiddo had never seen it. He liked it.

Kiddo is very excited about his birthday bbq that is going to be on Saturday. So far I have 13 for sure's coming, and it could be up to 22. Man...gonna be fun but tiring.

On a side note, can we just say. I HATE CHEESE!! Not so much the taste but what it does to me. I don't get sick. But even if I eat a tiny bit of cheese, it decides I should never go to the bathroom again. I swear to god I think I popped my eye out of the socket trying to go. hehehehe

And of course, we ordered pizza in the other night and I had a couple slices.

CURSE YOU CHEESE!!!!! A POX ON YOU!!!!!

Have a good Wednesday all!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIDDO!!!!

Bright Blue cuz it's his favorite color.

Happy Birthday my baby boy!!!!!

My baby is 11 today. He is so growing up. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa He is even starting middle school next year. I have two meetings over the next two weeks with the middle school for his transition into there.

I just can't believe he's 11. He's soon gonna be 13, then soon 16 and wanting to get a dam drivers license. I'm not ready, not ready at all!!!!

We are doing dinner with Captain Daddy tonight. Kiddo wants burrito's I have a couple small gifts to give him. I'm waiting till this weekend for his big stuff. We are having a big bbq for him on Saturday.

He was disappointed that I wasn't going to take a cake or cup cakes to school for him though. I tried explaining that he's getting older and you just don't do that so much anymore. So...I'm gonna make it up to him. Baking him a cake today, and he can have a giant cake on Saturday.

Again Happy Birthday my beautiful baby boy!!!! I love you with all my heart!!!!!

Tagged

I have been tagged by three olives. I need to list 7 things that you don't know about me. That's gonna be hard, seeing as I tell you all most everything. hehehehe Hope I don't scare any of you away. hehehe

Okay lets see

1. I have this obsession/compulsion where I have to have clean fingers and clean nose (no not because I pick it) But when I eat, I wipe my fingers after every bite. You should see me eating ribs or chicken, drives Gigantor nuts. I also have to have a clean nose when I blow my nose. So not just blow it, but twist the kleenex, and shove it up in there swirling it around till not a trace of anything anywhere. I do both these a few times a day.

2. I had to have artificial respiration ( could have been cpr can't remember) preformed on me once, when I was 15. My sister and aunt saved my life. I came off one of my horses, hit my head from 12 foot fall, went into convulsions then stopped breathing. Scared my aunt so bad, she refused to go to the corrals ever again.

3. I watch coroner and mortuary shows. I don't mean I just watch them, but I watch them alot!! I search them out, and I watch and get mad if anyone changes the channel on me. I have this sick/weird fascination with them.

4. I'm embarrassed to admit this one. But I watch professional wrestling. I am so in lust with a bunch of the guys on there. And I crack up at the stupid ass story lines. I will even call Gigantor out, or wake him up to watch the women matches. I think he needs some eye entertainment too. hehehe

5. I can't sleep flat anymore. One time when I got a sinus infection it was worse and made me cough when I slept. So I set up 4 pillows behind me and slept in an semi upright position. I was able to breath better, and amazingly enough, my hips and lower back didn't hurt. They would hurt so bad every morning when I got up. Now I have decided to sleep that way from now on. I seem to get better sleep and my back and hips don't hurt. It's probably been 5 years since I slept on my side or laying flat.

6. I'm a picker. I've picked eye boogers out of my animals eyes for years. Sometimes multiple times a day. It goes as far as I picked them out of my sons eyes when he was little. I still try to clean his eyes and I clean Gigantors. I just can't stand the tiniest eye goober or crusty in someone's eye. I would probably pick strangers if I could. hehehehe

7. I still like to color. All the time when my son was small I would color in his coloring books, with or without him. Now I color those fuzzy posters. I love to color. I'm always trying to get the kid to do it, so I can do it and not look so weird. hehehehe I remember before he was born I had actually bought myself a bunch of those paint with water books, and I did every single one.

Okay there are seven weird things about me that most of you don't know. I'm not sure who to tag. ummmmm maybe

Canadian Flake

Phoenix

Cookie

MelodyAnn

There ya go, can't wait to see some answers.

Have a good Monday everyone.

Inside Out

That's what happened to Gigantor and I. We turned ourselves inside out.

Sorry I haven't blogged for a while. Over the weekend, we worked hard up at the other lot, as my last post stated. Well we had grabbed some food from a little fast food mexican place called Alfonso's. We saved the leftovers and Gigantor and I ate it on Sunday.

Monday night/afternoon, I started having the worst stomach pain. Then by 11 that night I started throwing up. By 3 in the morning Gigantor started throwing up. Not just throwing up, but the real violent, rip your insides out, throwing up. Then for about the next 24 hours, we had it coming from both ends, and major stomach pain for 48 hours. We got fricken food poisoning!!! I'm sure of it!!! I'm not eating there again, let me tell ya.

Yesterday Gigantor went back to work, but my stomach was still hurting. Then last night they had a company recognition dinner for his work. For employee's and their spouses. I said I would go, even if I picked at my food, then I would get a to go box. Thankfully I was feeling alot better by then, and I could eat. As long as I ate slow I was okay.

We both are feeling somewhat better today. Thank god!!!!

Tomorrow we are going to go see Spider Man 3. Hope you all have a good Thursday!!! Stay away from Alfonso's leftovers people!!!! lol