BITE ME WORLD. JUST BITE MY FAT, WHITE, HAIRY, HILL BILLY BUTT!!!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr I'm so irritated. Not only do I not get better when I'm supposed to. But I break a tooth. That's right I broke a tooth. Thankfully it doesn't really hurt. But I have this horrid, awful, evil, fear of dentists, and I have a bad gag reflex, so I puke when I'm there. grrrrrrrr I got myself so worked up about them yesterday that is probably why I didn't feel so good.
Now on to the really great part. I mean we have had little things happening to us here and there. Just to prove that God hasn't forgot that we are one of his greatest sources of humor.
But....I drive over to Gigantor's truck this morning. He asked me to after I dropped kiddo off. So....I'm sitting behind him, and he gets out of his cab, and he had some breakfast. The sweetie knew how down and icky I was yesterday that he bought me some breakfast. *insert awwwwwww here*
So...I roll my window down, and it goes. CLUNK then click click click, and won't stop clicking. So I start beating on the window button. Now the mother bunny humping window won't roll up!!!! Just click click clicks. I need to wait for Gigantor to get off, to take it out to the shop and tear the flipping door apart. It's supposed to rain today. And!!! I don't live in the best neighborhood for crime. So.......I was cleaning out the dam thing when I got home, in hopes that nobody would steal anything. Of all things I went ahead and locked the doors. Cuz you know what??? There are stupid people out there, that even if the window is open, won't try to get in if they can't open the door. I'm hoping that is the case.
Anyhow, I guess it's my week to get the cosmic Turd shat upon us.
Hope you all are having a better Tuesday than me.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Bite me world
Posted by Burfica at 9:00 AM 14 comments
Monday, September 17, 2007
Not a dam thing
I haven't posted in a few days. That's cuz I have a big fat nothing. Nothing to say, nothing happening.
I can't believe I'm still fighting this stupid sinus infection. It's zapped all the liveliness and all the energy right out of me. Which leaves me with a big fat NOTHING.
Hope you all have a better Monday.
Posted by Burfica at 8:14 AM 25 comments
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Taking Hump Day to Far
That stupid ass little rat dog. As you all know Foxy (new dog) is in heat. And this must be the week that she is REALLY hormonal.
My poor poor two older dogs. Foxy is walking up to both of them and turning her ass right in their faces. Then she will jump on Dribbles back and hump away. She will do her little dance on her hind feet till Buster puts his head down to see what she wants, then she grabs him around the ears and starts humping the poor dogs face. He will put his head up, in total shock, and she just hangs on for dear life, humping away.
She keeps grabbing Buster and Dribbles by the face. She hooks her little front legs behind their ears, and she just humps the tar out of their face. I've been doing nothing but yelling "FOXY STOP IT!" "FOXY QUIT!" "FOXY!! GET OFF OF THEM!!!"
Now get this. Yesterday Captain Daddy comes over for a while. And he sits down, and Foxy starts smelling all over his forearm. Then she grabs his wrist with her little front paws, and jumps on his arm and starts humping away. Daddy shakes her off, and tells her to quit. By the 5th or 6th time she did it, I was kinda yelling at her, and dad was doing this almost, "what the hell kind of giggle"
She keeps it up. So Daddy started lifting his arm up in the air as soon as she would grab his wrist. This little shit ass dog. She won't let go of his wrist. She is standing on her hind tipie toes, grabbed on to his wrist, doing the whole humpie movement. It started getting kinda funny after that. I kept asking Daddy what he had on his arm that was sending her into a tizzy. He had no clue.
Now this poor dog has chased down my other two dogs all morning. I would kick her ass outside to deal with her hormones. But the idiots in this neighborhood, don't "fix" their dogs, and I don't want one getting in the yard and getting her preggers. With my luck it would be a great dane with this poor little chihuahua thingie.
Captain Daddy is coming over today to do laundry. I may have to lock her in another room to save his poor arms.
Hope you all had a good hump day, and continue to have a great Thursday.
Posted by Burfica at 8:14 AM 21 comments
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Stupid Blogger
Stupid blogger is not letting me get on anyone's blogs, and when I can get on, it messes with me and lets me type a nice long comment then says it can't post it. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Well I was finally able to get a bit of sleep last night. I haven't been able to sleep, because I have been coughing at night so dang bad.
I have taken Nyquil, cough drops, cough syrup. Lots of it all to the point that I feel way doped up. Still I would cough in bad, choking fits all night.
Gigantor went to the store last night. Found this "12 hour cough suppressant" And got it for me. A name I never heard of. Delsym....it was 10 bucks for a little 3 oz bottle. You only take two teaspoons full every 12 hours (which I'm only doing it at night) This stuff is slightly yellow/orange tinged. Supposed to be orange flavored. It's as thick as molasses, it's sickening sweet, and it's gritty, like it has sand in it.
But....I slept all night and only coughed a couple times. whoooooooooooohoooooooooo
Anyhow gotta go pick the kid up from school. Hope you all have a good Wednesday.
Posted by Burfica at 2:26 PM 14 comments
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Not Much
I have not much to say today. I'll talk more about my life tomorrow.
But for today if we all can just take a moment to sit and remember and pray, and think about all those who lost their lives on Sept 11th. To not forget what happened. We should never forget, or become passive about it. We should remember.
And in remembering, to also send a prayer up for all the soldiers (not just from America) that are fighting for the humanity of the world, fighting against terror. Today is one of the big reasons alot of them are fighting for.
God bless to everyone, make sure you tell people how much they mean to you, and hug your family and friends. You never know when it can be taken away from you.
Have a good Tuesday all.
Posted by Burfica at 8:16 AM 19 comments
Monday, September 10, 2007
Thought it would be a good day.....
I thought today would be a good day. I was feeling a bit better over the weekend. Then when I went to bed last night. Even though I drugged myself up. I couldn't stop coughing long enough to sleep. I think I got an hour and a half of sleep total.
A few years ago, I got my son a couple parakeets. He begged for them after our parrot died. He has a blue one named Sassy, she is older. And a green and yellow one named Flutter. He's always been a bonehead, but adorable.
I came in after dropping kiddo off at school. I say hi to all the animals, and I don't see Flutter. Then I see him standing in the bottom of the cage in a corner. Upon inspection, I find him dead. DEAD???!!!!
My son just admitted to me that he's been having a really tough week, thinking about my mom and Buck (dog we put down a few months back) He admitted he even went to the school counselor to talk about it. And now I have to tell him another one of his beloved pets is dead!!! I'm so... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr right now.
Well on that upbeat note. I'm gonna leave and wish you all a much better Monday than mine is turning out to be. And it's not even 9 in the morning yet. sheeeshhh
Posted by Burfica at 8:12 AM 22 comments
Friday, September 07, 2007
All Tubbed Up
I'm still all tubbed up. And my head feels like it's pounding out a heavy metal beat. But I did venture out of my bedroom tonight.
Thank you all for all your good wishes. I've had lots of sinus infections. But either this one was alot worse than others, or I'm just to old for this shit.
I called a friend and she has taken Kiddo to school and picked him up for three days. I stayed in bed the entire time. I haven't eaten much of anything, because that gets in the way of me sleeping. I would hehehe here if I had the energy.
I'm thinking the antibiotics are slowly taking effect. I should be feeling alot better after this weekend.
I apologize for not keeping caught up on blogs, maybe I can catch up this weekend.
Have a good weekend everyone. Stay healthy.
Posted by Burfica at 6:06 PM 15 comments
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
I'm dying
No sleep last night
Woke up
Couldn't get out of bed
SINUS INFECTION
Friend took Kiddo to school
Gigantor got off work early
Took me to doctor
Almost passed out
Got antibiotics
Slept most of day
Didn't take regular meds (blood pressure)
Didn't drink enough
Feel major bad
Going back to bed after I eat, take medicine and drink
Praying for death or my head to explode.
Hope I'll be back after antibiotics work.
Posted by Burfica at 2:54 PM 21 comments
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Blech
I think I'm getting sick. Got that burnie feeling in the back of my throat and sinuses. I feel like crud.
Hopefully I'll be back to better blogging tomorrow.
Have a good Tuesday everyone.
Posted by Burfica at 8:18 AM 16 comments
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Being Fair to the boys.
Okay since all you boys played along with naming your boobies, I thought I would be fair.
I decided to do the Penis Name thingie mabober. And here it is. Have a go at it, see what your wang is called. hehehehe
Your Penis Name Is...
Have a good Sunday everyone!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 10:49 PM 17 comments
Saturday, September 01, 2007
The band Teacher Lives
Well the band teacher is still alive. She gave us some dam spill about him not being at some meeting at a rental store, that we never knew about. And since he wasn't, she could only take the first 10 that wanted to do drums that showed up to that.
After my hell no, you will fix this shit, she changed her tune. She said if he really really wanted to do drums she would do 11. But on further talking with her and Kiddo. Kiddo said, that he would probably like to stick out playing tuba this year. Because actually both him and the teacher said he was very good at it.
I refused to rent one, and she said she had one that he could probably bring home and leave here for practice. Then have another one to play at school. She also said that some days after school he could come play on the "Drum Line". Our high school took a nationals award for their drum line, and now those students are going to go in after school and work with the middle schoolers. So...he has the option of doing the tuba and the drums, and that would be awesome if he learned and was good at two instruments.
My finger isn't flopping as bad at it was yesterday, but it is all swollen up. I'm sure if I typed for a long time today it would start flopping.
I don't have much else to post today, seeing as I need to get my ass out and deliver some avon, and then do some work around here.
I'm gonna leave you all with this fun little gem. Do it, it's funny!!! You guys too. I need to know your names.
Happy Saturday everyone!!!!Your Boobies' Names Are...
Posted by Burfica at 1:19 PM 16 comments
Friday, August 31, 2007
Flopping Fingers and Dead Band Teachers
Years ago I broke my finger. I broke my eff you finger on the left hand, first knuckle. Nobody believed I broke it, and I never went for x-rays. I let it heal, and it's crooked there now. Turns somewhat sideways with a lump on the side of the knuckle.
Years later I had x-rays of that hand, and was informed that some time ago I had broken my finger and it healed wrong. WELL DUHHHH!!! Idiots not believing me.
Anyhow....since I got a new printer, I started doing my typing again. For those of you that don't know. Our friend D, writes short stories. Fantasy stories. He's got an amazing mind. But he can not punctuate, spell, use correct grammer, be descriptive in a creative way. And every single word is written in all caps and all the words are smooshed together.
He wants to try and get these published. Now I'm not an amazing writer, but he wanted them cleaned up and done nicely. So...he pays me to read them, and type them out correctly.
I've been working my toosh off on getting some of these whipped out. (okay so I'm three pages from completing the 1st. And when I say three pages, I mean this guy writes front and back of the paper, uses every inch of it, and calls that one page)
But...back to my finger. I've been typing away, and my left eff you finger feels all floppy. Like it's not attached at that knuckle where it broke. It's the grossest dang feeling. And it makes me shudder when I type...Like right now.
Now on to the Dead Band Teacher.....I'm gonna kill her, that's why she's gonna be dead. Now..yes, this is Ms. Hotty Hot the Hot band teacher. But....she is messing with the wrong kid.
I think the school has gone crazy making it's school supply requests. And for band, my son wanted to play drums. So....Ms. Hotty told us what to go buy. BUY, NOT RENT!!! So..I went and bought the equipment.
First couple weeks of school, they let all the kids try out every single instrument. My son was actually able to try the tuba. And he said to his friend. "Hey I can actually play this, maybe I should switch to Tuba" I guess all Ms. Hotty heard was "Oh Ms.Hotty, since you don't have a Tuba player, I'm gonna dedicate my life to pleasing you and being one."
Kiddo told me he was contemplating changing to tuba. I told him to really think about it. He did, and said no he would rather play drums. I said good, because he already had all the equipment.
Kiddo informs me today that Ms. Hotty told him he could not play drums because she has to many percussionists. That he had to play Tuba. Ummmm NO not just NO but HELL NO. He said what he wanted to play, and I bought all the stuff you told me too, he is sure as shit gonna play the fucking drums!!! I haven't called her yet. Gigantor actually said he would call her first. Because I am that dam mad. And yes I would scare the shit out of little Ms. Hotty, seeing as she is only 22 or 23 and very tiny.
So....I will let you all know if I have to go up there and be the very mean mama bear. Because there might be police and ambulances called, cuz that's just how dam scary I am. hehehee
Have a good Friday everyone!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 8:24 AM 16 comments
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Thanks and Updates
Big thank you for all the good wishes and vibes sent to my sister. She is doing good. Got to go home yesterday. Of course the rotweiller puppy seems that he needs to be on her foot all the time. She updated about the surgery on her blog, go check it out, and leave some smart ass comment. hehehehe
Know what irritates me??? The directions on a microwave popcorn bag. It says to only set it for 2 to 2 1/2 minutes on high. What bullshit. I set mine for 5 minutes, and turn it off any where between 4 and 5 minutes. It doesn't even start popping till 2 1/2 minutes. Stupid thing.
We got a couple movies in from Netflix last night. Seeing as Gigantor got off before 5, we actually watched them both. They were only an hour and a half each. We got Blades of Glory. Now that was one funny movie. And mind you, I HATE HATE HATE Will Ferrel. I have never EVER seen a movie I have liked him in. Until this one. I was very impressed, and laughed my ass off. We also watched one called Catch and Release. That was a very good chick flick. Although it did have some humor that Gigantor liked.
Okay since I'm so boring I can't even stand myself. I'm gonna go read all the blogs instead of boring you here. hehehehe
Have a good Thursday all!!!
Posted by Burfica at 8:52 AM 12 comments
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Prayers
Please all, keep my sister Alekx in your prayers today. She is having surgery. I know it's only on her foot. But still, don't want anything to go wrong.
Is anybody else hungry today?? I keep eating, and it still feels like I haven't eaten for weeks. ugggghhhhhhh
I got the computer and printer, up and running good. So...I can start typing those stories again. I had sorta forgotten how bad this mans grammer, spelling, punctuation, descriptions were. It gives me a headache, concentrating that hard. To make the story seem at least like it makes some sense. I think the button on my keyboard I hate most is the quotation marks " " " " OMG it takes so long to type out conversations having to insert those all over the place. blahhhhhhhhh
Okay I know that was a stupid post. But I do have to go get started on the story I'm currently working on. And I need to find something else to eat, or I'm gonna die of starvations (YEAH RIGHT)
Have a good Wednesday everyone!!!
Posted by Burfica at 10:34 AM 12 comments
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Ha Ha Ha so true
I thought this was fun. You Are Catwoman
"Life's a bitch. Now so am I."
Sometimes these quizes are pretty fun.
The stupid radio today. They tell us on the weather forecast yesterday, that it's 20% chance of rain. Hello....dumb asses, it was cloudy and rainy all fricken day. Then as I'm driving to school today. It's all sun shiny, not a cloud in site. And the radio comes on saying there is a 100% chance of rain today.
Gigantor's day off yesterday was productive. We got alot of stuff done that needed both of us to do. Paperwork/running errands crap.
I know I'm sorta boring today, that's why I did that quiz. I got so very sick to my stomach last night. I'm still sorta recuperating from that.
Hope you all have a good Tuesday!!!
Posted by Burfica at 8:21 AM 18 comments
Monday, August 27, 2007
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEKX!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST (ONLIEST) SISTER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
It's always nice to know that no matter how old I get, she will always be older than me. heheheheh
I don't have anything else today. Gigantor had the day off, we had a bunch of running around to do.
But wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my sister Alekx!!!! Go give her a shout out over at Nitrogen Narcosis.
Happy Monday all!!!
Posted by Burfica at 4:00 PM 12 comments
Friday, August 24, 2007
Insert my Lame Ass Titles Here
I don't know what's wrong with me. But all my titles I've thought of lately are lame lame lame.
I am sitting here eating reduced fat Triscuits. Plain, nothing on them. Oh yeah baby, breakfast of champions.
As you may notice I changed my picture on my name. I put the seal up till it's cold out. I loved this hummingbird picture.
Last night as I got in bed. I pulled back the covers to find dried blood spots all over.
me--What the hell???
Gigantor---what??
M--I'm not bleeding, where did this come from
G--what is it??
M--It's blood stupid, on my sheets!!!
G--Are you bleeding somewhere??
M--Don't you ever listen to me bonehead??? I'm not bleeding....that I know of.
For the next 15 minutes a search insues. A search of me. Both of us searched all over me to make sure I wasn't wounded.
M---SON OF A BITCH, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
G--What???
M--This is this little fucking rat dog!!!
G--Why would the dog get blood on your sheets??
M--Because she has a tunnel system that's longer and more intricate than Mexican drug dealers trying to get in the u.s.
G--But how could she be bleeding, she isn't injured
M--Do I have to say it??
G--say what?
M--DUMBASS
G--Why am I a dumbass
M--Think about it!! Why would a little dog that's not spayed bleed all over??
G--??????? (you know one of those looks)
M--She's in heat you dork!!!!
G--OH GOD HONEY, THAT'S SICK, THAT'S GROSS, DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD. Then he fricken vissably shuddered.
So...the rest of the night Gigantor wouldn't let rat dog up on his lap. The dork!!
Okay all, well I'm choking on my Triscuit. I think I might graduate up to Wheat Thins. I'm gonna go get more coffee, and be off to read you all.
Have a good Friday everyone!!!
Posted by Burfica at 8:18 AM 23 comments
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Some Randomness Other Rambelings
This new dog, Foxy, she is a major dork. She has this entire tunnel system through the covers of my bed. It's very elaborate. she likes to get under the comforter but on top of the blanket at certain times, and completely under the sheets at others. I go in and find the little hole she has gotten into. Then it's a treasure hunt to find her. She tunnels all around. Sometimes tunnels up to be under the dam pillows. Dork...she fits right in. hehehhe
My son did bring his homework home. He did not bring his backpack however. Then he kept pissing and moaning that he had to much to carry. Know what kind of sympathy I gave him?? NONE!! HA HA cuz I'm just that mean.
Last night I had some pretty bad stomach cramps, so I ran into the bathroom. I told kiddo to go to his bathroom and get a very quick shower, because he stunk and it was past his bedtime. I kept saying "make it a quick one A QUICK ONE SON!!!" He screamed. "OKAY BUT DON'T FLUSH"
So...I sit there, on my throne, praying he will hurry up, because I have lost all feeling to my legs from the hips down. The phone rings and he carries it in for me. And the little snot nosed puss bucket hadn't even gotten undressed yet. 30 minutes, 30 BUNNY HUMPING MINUTES, I had sat back there, waiting for him to get out of the shower, to only find out he hadn't even gotten in.
So...I screamed at him, and said that he had to effing wait now till I was all up, and shit, cuz he was busted.
What does the little baboon butt do??? He runs right in, and starts his shower. What did I do?? HELL yeah I flushed the dam toilet right in the middle of his shower. Take that my little hellion!!!!! Don't mess with mama, she will burn you when you least expect it.
Gigantor on the other hand. Decided to smack me upside the back of the head. We were sorta snuggling on the couch, and he had his arm around me. I guess he fell asleep, and I guess he was dreaming. Cuz all of a sudden. WHAM right in the back of the head.
Yeah!!! That's right!!! I'm gonna go sharpen my fork, and get after some boys. hehehe
Have a good Thursday all!!
Oh on a side note. Wanna know something really funny this new dam dog does??? She feels it's her duty to stick her entire nose/snout in Gigantors belly button each night. She won't do it to anyone else. And it's most funny when she does it when he's asleep. I wonder what treasures she is looking for in there.
Posted by Burfica at 8:29 AM 21 comments
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Sometimes I wonder
Sometimes I wonder about my son. I mean over the weekend, he came home and hadn't turned in any of his homework he was supposed to turn in on Thursday and Friday. So he got in big trouble.
Last night I got an e-mail from one of his teachers. He hadn't turned in his Mondays homework. I got to questioning him. He just last night brought home Mondays and "conveniently" left Tuesdays homework in his locker. I took him in early today, so he could go get it and get it done. He was in some big trouble.
Last night Big J's mom called me and asked if Kiddo was going to go to the dance. I said, "what dance?" I guess there was a back to school dance. I asked Kiddo why he didn't tell me about it. He said he didn't want to go. I said, why don't you want to go. He told me it was because he didn't have a tuxedo.
OMG I about bust a gut at that. We kept asking him if he wanted to go because Big J wanted to go. And his mom wanted them to hang out. My son totally copped the "I'm shy and unsure of myself" card.
So...he said he would skip this dance, and ask his friends what it was all about, and what they did at it. Then he would go to the next dance. I guess that is if he will even tell me when it is.
Well he better bring his homework home tonight. If you all hear on the news about some lady, murdering her son for not bringing home his homework, it might just be me. lol
Have a good Wednesday everyone.
Posted by Burfica at 11:24 AM 14 comments
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Better and Tagged
I'm feeling a bit better today. Thank you all to all your words of advice on how to kill the boys. hehehehe
Now on to Important matters. hehehehe I got tagged by Flake to do this cute little thing. So..... here goes. Lets hope it works.
First Peculiar Aristocratic Title
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Reverend Countess Burfica the Reticent of Fiddlers Green
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
Second Peculiar Aristocratic Title
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Noble Excellency Burfica the Herbaceous of Westley Waterless
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
Now my Fortune Cookie
My Fortune Cookie told me:
The greatest danger is all in your head. It is your IQ.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune
Okay I don't know if this one is good or bad. hehehehe You decide.
I tag Alekx, Cookie and Miranda. Sorta fun guys, play along.
Have a good Tuesday all!!!
Posted by Burfica at 8:38 AM 11 comments
Monday, August 20, 2007
Don't ya wish...
Warning!!! This is not one of my usual happy, upbeat posts. And normal broadcasting should return tomorrow.
Don't ya wish you could reach out and give your 11 year old son a big hug every once in a while. And by big hug I mean wrap your arm around their neck, make them turn funny shades of blue, and make the promise to knock THIER HAPPY HORSE SHIT OFF!!!!!
My husband was irritating me this weekend. When I say irritating, I mean pissing me the HELL OFF!!! He was irritating me so bad, that I wish you could SPANK adults. And when I say SPANK I mean beat him with a broom handle till he's groveling at my feet in a puddle of tears and swearing to never pull his HAPPY HORSE SHIT AGAIN!!!!
Yes....I'm cranky, and angry, and just plain feeling mean after my day yesterday, and morning this morning. I'm gonna go hype myself up on coffee, and bury the murderous rage I'm feeling toward my so called "soul mate" grrrrrrrrrrr
Hope you all have a good Monday!!
Posted by Burfica at 8:29 AM 17 comments
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Wow a post on the weekend.
That's right, I'm posting on a weekend. hehehehe
We were busy little beavers today. Gigantor got up real early to let the dogs out and he was reading. Then he layed in bed reading and woke me up. In the good kind of way. *wink wink*
We had some breakfast and watched a show we recorded, then made some lists.
Delivered some avon, and went to the video store (I got a gift card for my birthday), rented three movies.
Went down to walmart and started digging through what was left of the school supplies. I swear to god, I needed 6 of the giant erasers, two scissors, 2 rulers, three ring binders, glue sticks, bottles of glue, 2 pencil sharpeners. All these classes want different stuff, and they want you to leave a bunch of your stuff in the class. To save him from carting a huge carrier around, or swapping out huge carriers I bought the cheapies of everything. So like 20 cents for glue things and rulers, and 50 cents for scissors. But....BUT!!! I forgot a flipping composition book, so I have to go back tomorrow and get one. DAMMIT!!!!
We came home and made some tuna fish salad, for a snack, and we put in one of the movies. TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) the new one. Unfortunately, Gigantor and I feel asleep about 30 minutes in. Not cuz it was boring, cuz it was really good. But because, we got so dang hot and tired out and about. So...Kiddo after the movie went in his room and decided to shut the door so he wouldn't disturb us. That's all good, but both of us slept till almost 7. We usually eat dinner about 6 or 6:30. Poor Kiddo was really hungry.
So...we ran down to sonic for dinner, then put another movie in. Hannibal Rising, I really really like it. But I like all the Hannibal Lector movies. We also watched Number 23. That was pretty good. Sure had an outcome I didn't expect, but made it a pretty good movie. Neither of the movies were fast moving, but they were real good if you could stick with them.
Tomorrow, after going to get the stuff I forgot. I need to wrap my sisters presents up and get them sent to her for her birthday. Then I think we are going to watch two more movies Astronaut Farmer and Disturbia.
Hope you all are having a good weekend. May you stay cool, and find all the school supplies you need to. hehehe
Posted by Burfica at 9:51 PM 10 comments
Friday, August 17, 2007
Fricken Hot Friday
Yup it's hot. Really hot. Up in the 100's again. blahhhhhh
Got my nails done today. Blue tint with lots of glitter, and hot pink metallic butterflies and flowers. I know I know, who cares. I do dammit. hehehehe
E-mailed a couple of Kiddo's teachers to make sure we are all on the same page. (hey if they didn't want me to bug them, shouldn't have givin me their e-mail addy's) They both wrote me back and I feel more at ease with things.
Little Foxy did okay yesterday. She was rather nervous all day though. Took her to the vet to get her rabies shot, because niece has no idea when or if she ever had shots. So she got a check up. Vet says it's possible that she is Chihuahua and Pomeranian, but he said that most long hair Chihuahua's look just like her. So...who know's maybe she's all taco bell dog.
I know I'm not to exciting today, but I'm off to run a busy weekend. It always starts on Friday. Gigantor is getting off early, so we are gonna get gas, and get some food, and get the Kiddo and his friend Stretchy K. Then I have to deliver avon books, the order comes in do it up, pass it out. Then have to go get more fricken school supplies that all the teachers sent home a list of what he needs. And I have to get some groceries this weekend. Pay bills. blechhhhh
Hope you all have a good Friday and Weekend.
Posted by Burfica at 12:05 PM 11 comments
Thursday, August 16, 2007
New Dogs
Yup, we got another dog. I know I said, that I only wanted two after Buck died. I fully intended on only have two from then on out.
Then the niece called. Her and her husband got an apartment (so they can move out of grandparents house) and the apartment doesn't allow animals. Her mother refuses to take her little dog. She called all around and finally begged us to take her. She wanted family or close friends to take her so that 1. she could see her once in a while, and 2. she would know how she was being taken care of.
We met Foxy a couple times. Even had her come down to see how she would do with the other dogs, and the cat.
Last night the niece brought her down for good. What a heck of a night. She cried alot, then calmed down. She's been chasing the cat, but just to get him to play. He's 9, and doesn't want to share the bed with her. He's all sorts of upset and refusing to speak to us now. heheheh
And...the little shit pooped on the floor. She better learn quick.
She is very friendly and cute though. She's a mix. Pomeranian and Taco Bell dog. How do you spell that?? Chihuahua???
I'm off to take the kid to school. I need to leave her out with the other two dogs. Pray that she can't find a little hole to squeeze out of in the yard. hehehe
Hope you all have a good poop on the floor free Thursday.
Posted by Burfica at 7:14 AM 16 comments
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Settling In
I think Kiddo is gonna settle in nicely. I go up to the school, to park in the place we arranged for me to pick him up. Only to realized that EVERY FRICKEN SCHOOL EMPLOYEE PARKS ALL UP AND DOWN THAT STREET!!!! I had to park a block away in hopes that Kiddo was smart enough to find me.
He was....I seen him in the rear view mirror walking real slow. I was thinking Uht oh bad day. But come to find out he was only walking that slow because it was fricken hot out. Over 100 degree's again. All of Arizona has a heat advisory this entire week.
Anywhoo, he gets to the suburban and opens the door and first thing out of his mouth was. Mom my band teacher is HOT!!!! Later when I asked Gigantor about it, he says, Yeah she is very very Hot. hehehe
So...He said he had a great day, and was excited about today. Because today was a B day and he has Social Studies. And...His Social Studies teacher is not just HOT, she is MAJOR HOT!!!
Awwwww my baby is growing up. I guess I can be okay with him oogling the teachers.
Hope you all have a great Wednesday!!!
Posted by Burfica at 9:44 AM 9 comments
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
First Day of Middle School
Me-- You dressed yet?
Kiddo-- Not yet.
M-- Get on that and make sure you eat!
K-- I'm not hungry and my stomach is upset.
M--eat anyway!
K--Okay
Half hour before I take him, he goes down the check list of what he needs. He puts his back pack on and sits on the couch, quiet, and picking his lip. (he does that when he's upset or scared)
K-- Is it time to go yet?
M-- No 20 more minutes kid, just enjoy t.v. for a bit
2 minutes later
K--How about now?? Is it time yet?
This went on for the entire 20 minutes.
We get in the suburban, and I'm sorta drilling him about not forgetting his backpack and where to meet me after school.
He sits in silence, picking his lip.
I pull into the school parking lot.
K-- Do I get out here??
M--Wait for me to get up in the loading zone.
K-- NOW? Do I get out now??
M-- Wait a minute dangit, let me pull up there, see the cars are moving give me a sec to get up by the front.
K--HOW ABOUT NOW?? DO I GET OUT NOW????
His voice is raising into this shriek
M-- Gees son just wait a sec almost there
In a very loud, shrill, shriek, he screams
K--GOD MOM, TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!!!!!!!
M-- Holy shit son, calm down, just breath you will be fine.
K--(taking deep breaths) But I can't call you if something goes wrong, this entire school doesn't have a phone!!!!
At this I started snorking.
M--Of course it has phones son, in the office and each classroom I think. Your not in prison, just middle school.
K--(mumbling) feels like prison
We then see Big J, locking up his bike. Walking a few steps away then turning around walking back, looking lost. He looks as green as Kiddo. So we holler at him. BIG J,,,,,WAIT!!!!!
Kiddo jumps out. "Bye mom I love you see you after school"
Runs up to Big J, they talk for about three minutes, then get a very determined look (not confident but determined) and stride into the school together.
Yeah, I think he will be okay.
I on the other hand was a mess driving home. hehehehe
Have a good Tuesday everyone!!!
Posted by Burfica at 9:40 AM 10 comments
Monday, August 13, 2007
Hell of a Weekend
Wow, it was a hell of a weekend. The bbq was fun. We did have about 30 people there. We had hotdogs and hamburgers, a double batch of potato salad, beans, chips and dip, some weird thing that resembled guacamole that someone made, watermelon, booze, soda, and cake and cheesecake.
Captain Daddy got the makings for root beer floats, and got all us women tipsy. Root beer float=irish cream liquor and root beer. Good stuff!!!!
I've been eating potato salad for breakfast past couple days. That's one of my favorite breakfasts. But can't be that store bought stuff, has to be the good homemade stuff.
Kiddo and Gigantor went with my uncle out fishing yesterday morning. They were only going for large or small mouth bass, not the stripper. They caught about 6. Gigantor brought them home, so I think we are having some fish tonight for dinner. hehehehe
I'm all sorts of upset and nervous today though. Tomorrow Kiddo goes to middle school his first day. You all know how much I hate him going back to school. I will probably cry after I drop him off like I do every year. Him starting middle school seems hard on me this year. I think it's hard, because he is very nervous and upset about starting. I try to keep him calm and tell him it will all be good. I'm sure after the first week or two he will be okay.
He is most nervous about memorizing his locker number and combination. And they have to memorize a 9 digit student id number or they don't get lunch. If they don't punch it in, they don't eat. That's what they told me. I would like to see them try to keep food away from my hypoglycemic son. They won't know what hit them when I get through with them. grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Okay I'm gonna go spend the day with my kid.
Have a good Monday everyone!!!
Posted by Burfica at 8:52 AM 10 comments
Friday, August 10, 2007
Guess I'm random again.
I was getting out of the shower the other night and I sneezed. It was so weird. What an odd feeling. Wet sneezing.
Rodney Carrington is one of the funniest comedians. Not as funny as Bill Engval or Lisa Lampanelli, but he's close. hehehe
You must remind your 11 year old son to clean the lint trap every time he switches laundry, cuz if you don't. You end up with a basket ball sized thing of lint, that's just busting out of the dryer. ahhhhhhhh
Whip cream takes approximately 2 days to fully come out of your eyes.
I was cleaning the coffee pot, so just turned it off, put all the pieces parts in the dishwasher, and was moving the base to clean the counters behind it. The base slipped off the counter, I reached out to catch it and grabbed the still very hot, NUCLEAR HOT burner. Yup, ouch. lol
When you burn your fingers like that you do three things all at the same time. Cry, pee, and scream curse words you didn't know you knew.
When you scream those kind of curse words, your 11 year old becomes frightened.
We started out with a bbq for about 10 to 12 people tomorrow. We counted last night. We have 30 coming. I have 5 extra chairs. I'm chuckling thinking about how that is gonna work.
When you call your husband and are telling him he's a dork, and then say something embarrassing about yourself. You should always make sure he doesn't have it on speaker phone and all his co workers are around.
I'm making an extra big potato salad for tomorrow. So I need a good 12 to 18 eggs. The shells looked really flimsy so I boiled up about 29 eggs, expecting a bunch to break. Nope, not a one broke. hehehehe Egg farts, here we come.
When you get mad at your family and decide to emphasize the point by slamming the cupboard shut, you should make sure your head is completely out of the way first. heheheh
Okay I'm off to clean more and get some lunch.
Happy Friday all!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:23 AM 14 comments
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Birthday Aftermath
I had a happy birthday yesterday for the most part.
I went and got my hair cut around noon. Gigantor got off of work early and Captain Daddy came over. I opened a few pressies. Got a printer from Gigantor, some note pads and couple movies from Alekx, a dragon figurine from my friend, and Captain Daddy got me the movie 300, and a small pocket digital camera.
We went up to my Aunt and Uncles, and my aunt gave me some very nice Peridot (my birthstone) earrings.
We all went out to eat, had a great dinner. After dinner we were sitting at the restaurant. Cousins girlfriend had her birthday on the 7th. Uncle set up for the people at the restaurant to sing us both happy birthday, and bring out desert. Then, from behind, with no warning, PIE RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!! Both me and the girlfriend. It was sooooo funny, but the only bad thing was that I wasn't expecting it and I had my eyes wide open. PIE RIGHT IN THE EYES!!! Sting, ouchie, sting, ouchie. hehehehehe
After dinner we went back to my Aunts to visit for a bit.
Here is my only downside to the entire day. Gigantor got me a big drink, this gigantic margarita. Well...I don't drink tequila, not only do I hate the flavor, but it hates me, in a big way. So...he gets this drink, and I'm looking at him like "what the hell" And then he gives me a hard time the entire time that he bought it for me and I need to drink it. So...I sip on it. I also don't drink unless I'm eating cuz I get sick. But our food didn't come for an hour. And I sipped on this drink that hates my body and I hate the flavor. I finally tell Gigantor he has to drink it, I was done. Which made him very mad.
Which made me really yell at him later in the car. Did he think that my total dislike for hard liquor just vanished over night after 14 years?? He goes, well I had it made with Patrone, so it was smoother. I said, smooth doesn't change the taste or what it does to me later!!!
So...Yeah I was sick all night last night. Luckily I didn't throw up my dinner. But I was so sick to my stomach I couldn't take my medication last night. My legs hurt so bad, I could barely sleep, and it was just a miserable night. I told Gigantor he had to make it up to me and get me the peach-mango-green tea cooler I like.
Anyhow, have a good Thursday all!!!!
May you all be blessed with pie in the face. hehehehe
Posted by Burfica at 9:30 AM 10 comments
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Birthday Smirthday
Okay okay it's my birthday. Canadian Flake decided to blab on her blog. hehehehehe
I'm not so sure how I feel about this birthday. I'm 36. Which means I'm closer to 40 than 30 and closer to 50 than 20. blech. Oh well. hehehehe
Gigantor is taking me, Captain Daddy, my aunt and uncle, their son and fiance (her birthday was yesterday) out to Fiesta Mexicana for dinner. whoooooooohoooooooo (Kiddo won't be going, seeing as it's his best friend, Big J's birthday also, so he will go to a pizza party) I have ordered a number of different dishes from fiesta before. But I always seem to go back to my all time favorite. Camarone's ala Fiesta. Which is bacon wrapped prawns (shrimp, the jumbo kind) They cook them up with a bunch of onions, mushrooms and peppers. All served with healthy portion of rice and beans and some very warm, yummie tortilla's. I always eat my shrimp then stuff all the veggies in the tortilla's like burrito's. hehehehe
On Saturday we are going to have one of our famous bbq's. Gigantor's family wasn't gonna be in town, so I thought it would be smaller, with just the aunt and uncle, cuz and fiance, us, Captain Daddy, and one family of friends. Gigantor got his sister, her boys, niece, her hubby, and 4 co workers and families to come besides all that I said. ahhhhhhhhhh heheheh It will be fun though.
Okay, I'm off to do something totally useless, then go get my hair cut this afternoon.
Have a good Wednesday everyone!!!
Posted by Burfica at 9:02 AM 18 comments
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
I'm Random Today
I don't have anything with structure running through my head today.
I had this nightmare that I told the hubby I was gonna file for divorce and he agreed. Now I don't wanna do that, cuz our relationship is going good. So...I called him up to tell him how much the dream upset me. And instead of the "It's okay honey I don't want a divorce, we are doing fine, I love you" He says "Well that was a pretty dumb ass dream, smarten up won't ya" Now I know he was trying to make light of the situation and be funny, but DUMB ASS BOYS!!!!
If another person of the male gender lets one of those dumb ass squeaky farts.. You know the one's that sound like either the dog got massively hurt, or your refrigerator just broke down. If they do it again, I'm super gluing some butt cheeks shut. DUMB ASS BOYS!!!
You know what I hate?? I hate finding big old chunks of yucky toenail on my spot on the couch. Why can't they trim them on their spot, then pick them up and throw them away. DUMB ASS BOYS!!!
Captain daddy just called having a major tantrum that he couldn't find the eye doctor in the phone book, he spent two hours looking and he's not in there. I pick up my phone book and he's right under the clinics name. Captain daddy said he looked in the yellow pages he wasn't there. I looked under eye doctor, said to see optical, looked under that, and it was right there. Now Captain Daddy is all pissed off, and upset. DUMB ASS BOYS!!!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyy maybe there is structure to my thoughts today. hehehehe
On a side note, you know boys can be made happy by such simple things. Usually when I cook a roast we have leftovers the next day then it's gone. We got a little smaller roast this time, cuz I don't have a big freezer to keep it in. So...we had it last night, and there was just a little bit left.
I took the roast, cut it in bite size pieces, warmed it and the left over veggies, made a couple packets of gravy and boiled up a bag of egg noodles. Add it all together and stir, and you have an instant stroganoff kind of thing. I haven't made that in years, cuz never had the "little" amount of leftovers to do it with. Gigantor and kiddo were so happy. I guess I'll say it again DUMB ASS BUT ADORABLE BOYS!!!!
Have a good Tuesday everyone.
Posted by Burfica at 9:27 AM 13 comments
Monday, August 06, 2007
Stupid Dang School
School starts next Tuesday. ick, blech, yuck sick. I like him home. hehehe
What a busy ass weekend. I'm almost glad it's the week, but today was busy too.
Friday, Avon meeting, met new district manager, did up my avon order, went to one store. (all that after 6 that night)
Saturday--Delivered most the Avon, 2 stores gone to, cleaned out a section of cupboards (I have alot of the, and this set of 4 had been collecting junk for 10 years.). Got it down to almost nothing in them. Cleaned off a bakers rack that was collecting junk for about as long. Did a million loads of laundry and dishes, vacuumed, cleaned both bathrooms. Made a very late dinner and watched a movie.
Sunday--Stamped Avon books, got most of them handed out, cleaned the kitchen floor, paid bills, straightened all the shelves and tables in the house and dusted. Cleaned bird cage, gerbil cage, and got rid of the goldfish (a neighbor with a pond, they were HUGE). Did more dishes and cooked a roast.
Monday--Went to the chiropractor, did some more laundry, went through pictures back from 17 years ago to present, labeling the envelopes they were in. Went back up town and got Kiddo's schedule and had to have the school talk us through it. Something confusing about A and B days. Stupid dam schools. Finally came home to get on the puter, at least for a bit.
Hope you all had a more relaxing weekend.
I know I know, boring me. lol
Posted by Burfica at 2:50 PM 9 comments
Friday, August 03, 2007
Farting Friday
Why is everyone in my world farting today?? Not just around the house, but everywhere I have gone today. I of course was not farting. I would never. teeheehee
Update on the meat in the freezer. Gigantor got rid of it today, and when it was all weighed, we actually lost 240lbs of meat. Yes...I cried. lol
Gigantor told me he was getting off of work at 1:30 today, he told me this at about 1. At almost 5, I called him up yelling that I had a meeting to go to, he better get his happy ass home. Yup, I was late to my meeting.
I know this is lame, but I'm so happy I recorded Fallen tonight. It was a movie last year, and it was sooooooooooo good. Well tonight they re showed the movie, then tomorrow and Sunday they are having two more 2 hour conclusions of it. It's gonna be soooooooo good.
We bought like 4 packs of meat for our freezer inside. lol Now I have to plan out each meal for each night. I can't just get something out of the freezer and wing it.
Gonna be cleaning out asses off this weekend. Gigantor decided to do a bbq next weekend for some family and friends for my b-day. (which is actually Wed)
Okay I'm clueless, so I'm gonna go. Have a good weekend all.
Oh wait!!! Does anyone have any recipe's for Thresher Shark? Gigantor got some and I have no clue how to cook it. I don't cook fish at all, so I'm lost.
Posted by Burfica at 11:31 PM 14 comments
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Slapped Upside the Head
Fuck me and the horse I road in on. Life handed us a big old shit burger with a side of turd fries today!!!!
We have a freezer that sits outside and is plugged in. I have been stocking up on meat when it's on sale. I probably had about 800 dollars or more of meat in that freezer, a good 150lbs. I looked in my freezer here in the house and only had one small pack of meat, so asked Gigantor to get meat out of the big freezer outside.
He went out, we hadn't been in it for over a week. Apparently it blew a circuit at least a week ago. And it's been sitting outside, sealed up, in 100 plus temps every day. He opened the freezer and started throwing up. He shut it again in a big hurry. He came in cursing and throwing things. I don't blame him, I was just ready to cry was all.
The boss at the garbage company doesn't want him to sack up the meat. Since the freezer is ruined, broke, toast, piece of major shit-pile-crap-ass-fuck-me-with-no-forplay!!!!! The boss said he would let Gigantor bring a flat bed trailer home and he was to just load up the freezer all sealed and take it out to the dump house.
We had bought up stuff to keep us good if we ran short of money, and all the sale stuff for many bbq's. We are supposed to have a bbq next weekend, and I have to buy everything over. Not to mention that I ran to the store to at least get a couple packs of hamburger so I could feed my family the next few days, till I can get the check direct deposited and go shopping.
Then get this crap. I try to get in a better mood. And I take Kiddo and Big J up to the public pool to drop them off for about 4 hours. They have been looking forward to it all week. Well there is this big sign saying the pool is closed, because someones kid took a big old crap in it!!!!!!
So now the kids are grumpy and pissed. I bring them home and set up the sprinkler with the trampoline, but it's just not the same as diving off the diving board and getting a Snowie at break.
Then...THEN!!!! I get a letter in the mail from the trailer park we live in. We live in a park because lots were to dam expensive when we bought our place. And this guy had bought the park from the city, he said he wouldn't raise rent for at least 2 years. (lot rent, I own my place) We were told the city gave him all the info on everyone, of who owns what etc.... I had this letter saying my rent was going up 25 bucks a month, because I didn't give him my proof of residency. He will only take state certified proof. So I called and said "what the hell is that, and what does it mean?" He goes, "Oh we need your title of ownership" I get huffy but say "fine I'll bring you a copy". He says "No we need to keep the original" At which point after all the other stuff and the freezer incident I went off on this guy. YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE THE ORIGINAL ASS HAT. I'LL BRING YOU A COPY. BY LAW THAT'S ALL YOU GET. AND THE CITY ALREADY GAVE YOU ALL THIS, SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING AND IDIOT AND JUST LOOK IN THE FILES!!!!! At which point he goes, well then your rent will go up. At which point I go, well you will discuss that with my lawyer. And he says "a copy is just fine" Yeah I thought so dick burger. Good grief, what a day.
I'm gonna go to bed, and hope nothing blows up, or gets wrecked, or catches fire, or starts turning red and itching tomorrow. hehehehe
Hope you all had a better Thursday, and Happy Friday all!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:47 PM 15 comments
Stop the Spinning I'm getting Sick
Man my world has been spinning with busyness for the past few days. I know I still have to tell 5 people I give that award to, but I need to stop spinning first. heheheh
We got so busy Tuesday that I actually forgot my chiropractors appointment. I remade it for today, but dang I am hurting, I pinched something.
Yesterday Gigantor's parents came down. They are back in town for a few days, then go back to New Mexico till the summer is over. Anyhow they came down, and pitched in money and had Gigantor go get pizza. We ate, and then MIL (mother in law) and I went to a candle party that two of my nieces were holding. And Gigantor, Kiddo and FIL went over to the parents house.
Now at the in laws house, while they have been gone. One niece and her husband and dog have been there. And now a sister in law that moved back, with her hubby and two sons (11 and 13), and two big dogs are staying there till they get their rental place in Sept. So...they went over and Kiddo was playing with the boys. Well one of the big dogs (german shepard) bit him, drew blood. grrrrrrrrrrrrr It was sorta an accident, so I need to check and make sure the dam dog is up to date on his shots. But I heard this dog has bit at a bunch of people, so if it happens again. They aren't gonna be happy with me.
So...MIL and I were at the candle party. There were tons of scents I liked. God my nose worked over time. But I ended up just getting three. Three, in the smallest size they come, for 50 fricken bucks. ahhhhhhhhhhh
I came home and checked my bra, hoping that a candle had fallen in there for me to bring home. But alas, all I found was a spare piece of broccoli, and I didn't eat any broccoli over there. hehehehe
Well I'm taking Kiddo and Big J up to the pool, and gonna go to the back cracker, I better get running. Have a good Thursday everyone.
Posted by Burfica at 9:59 AM 15 comments
Monday, July 30, 2007
Mother Bunny Humper
How the hell does mac and cheese get in your bra when you haven't eaten mac and cheese for days?????
Stupid vortex bra working over time I guess.
I found a piece of popcorn yesterday, I haven't had popcorn since Friday at the movies. You would think I don't bathe. Or if I do bathe, I don't lift the twins up and scrape the leftovers out. But I do, I really do. I have a special boob scraper even. Sorta looks like an ice scraper, but prettier. hehehehehe
You all should check out my sister Alekx's post out. She is at Nitrogen Narcosis. I think me and Flake had snorted to much powdered sugar or something. We were on a roll. We were holding her blog hostage, but she never paid the ransom, so we got bored and left. We would make terrible criminals.
Okay I'm off to search for untold treasure in tonights bra. I did find a cotton ball in my underwear, does that count?? hehehee
Have a good Tuesday all!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:02 PM 17 comments
Useless
That's what my husband is on a weekend he as to work. He's useless at home. He's to tired and hot to want to go anywhere, and he is to tired and brain dead to want to do anything else. I try to be understanding, I mean that does make him working 12 days in a row.
But geesh we can't do to the store, or the lake, or even get a couple things done around the house. I work on it, but it's a big lump in my way all weekend.
So... we didn't get much done over the weekend. Got a couple movies watched. Got the dishes done, some avon stuff. Even trimmed the dogs toe nails. hehehehe
oh oh I did finally make some egg salad, and I made some peanut butter bars. So...I guess it wasn't a total waste. lol
Hope you all had a good weekend, sorry for such a boring post.
Update---I just got awarded this
OMG I was so honored and excited. Flake over at Canadian Flake blog awarded me this. I've never won much of anything before, so this was a huge honor. I adore Flake. Ever since I've met her, we have just got closer and closer. Now I can't imagine life without my good flakey friend.
I love ya flake you know that right!!!!
I'm supposed to award this to 5 others. I will do that tomorrow I suspect.
Have a good day everyone!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:19 AM 15 comments
Friday, July 27, 2007
SIGH!!!!!
That's the sound of my almost perfect Friday. *Sigh* oh man, what an almost orgasmic day!!!
I was reading the last Harry Potter book last night, then I couldn't put it down. So I was up till 5 this morning. I finished the book!!!! It was awesome!!!! I will not ruin it for anyone. Yet. lmao
Then...THEN!!!!! We went and seen Transformers tonight. OMG OMG OMG it was so fricken good!!!!!!! I so want to own that movie, just seeing it once!!!!
Then...today I found out that 300 comes out on dvd on Tuesday!!!! What a good day. hehehehehe
Although on a downer note. Big J is spending the night with Kiddo, and they were wrestling. And Big J kicked Kiddo in the mouth. He goes, "I barely touched him" Well how do you explain how his gum way above his teeth split wide open and you loosened one of his permanent teeth??? hmmmmmmmm I told Kiddo to not mess with the tooth. Hopefully it will settle back in and not be loose and he won't loose it. Then that way, maybe he won't need false teeth by high school. *sigh* in a different way. lol
Okay have a good weekend everyone!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:15 PM 12 comments
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Don't ya Hate
Don't ya just hate it when you ask the husband to put in a tape and hit record. He says he does, but when you and the kid are watching the recorded program. About 3/4 of the way through, the stupid ass recording just fucking shuts off!!!!!
It was the suspenseful, exciting, explain it all part, and it just fucking shut off!!! What kind of dumb ass man sets a recorder for a weird amount of time??
I swear some days I think it's punishment from the almighty that I get him and his brilliant ways!!
But then he comes around and does something nice, and I turn to mush.
Stupid men anyway!!
Happy Thundering but no rain, humid and hot as satans armpits, Thursday.
Posted by Burfica at 3:00 PM 9 comments
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Not Ditched
Finally, a friend who is worth a crap. hehehehe My son has gone to the swimming pool a few times. With one friend that always had to take his little brother, so they always had to leave early. Well...then all the crap with his cousins, making plans, breaking them, making more plans, ditching him.
Well...Kiddo's friend Big J got back from camp. I made plans with his mom for him to come over a couple days this week. So..he came over yesterday and I took them to the pool, didn't go get them till closing time. hehehehe They had so much fun. I'm so glad.
He comes over again on Friday to spend the night. I'm hoping that Transformers will be here and we go to the movie too.
Man it's been icky muggy here. You know this is Az, no humidity. Top humidity is like 16%. But it finally rained one day and has been threatening to for a few other days. Which makes humidity about 70 to 80%, some of the top for us. And that's like well whatever, but when it's still 105 to 112 outside with it. It's gross!!!! hehehe
My husband has been on my case to make egg salad for about 4 weeks now. Granted I do really want me some egg salad too. But... and here is the big but, and I don't mean mine either. But....Gigantor got a big 5 gallon dog waterer, and 5 gallon dog feeder, and he has set them up in front of the cubbord that has the pots and pans in it. With my back out, I can't bend over and move those dam things. So....I can't get a pot!! And for almost every single mother bunny humping day, I have been asking him to get a pot out for me and set it on the stove so I can do it. Stupid ass man!!!!! Of course he hasn't. So...he has gotten no egg salad, and if he asks me about it again, I'm gonna jab a fork up his nose!!!!
Okay I'm outa here to go do god only knows what. heheheh
Have a good Hump day everyone!!!
Posted by Burfica at 9:16 AM 15 comments
Sunday, July 22, 2007
You've got to move it move it......
I have that song going through my head. It's from the Madagascar soundtrack, and probably because my son keeps playing that one song over and over again on his stereo.
I know it's been almost a week since I posted, and I haven't read anybodies blogs...I was having some major issues with the in laws. And when some of the cousins, were rude, disrespectful, and mean to my son. Which he felt really bad, that was the end of any shit from them. I told the husband when his family came back, that I refused to put up with even the tiniest of shit from them. There one and only strike happened.
Anywhoooo....we went to a Harry Potter party on Friday night. We went at 10 up to the library. We had pre bought our book. They had refreshments, drawings, games, craft tables (wand making, wizard hat making, quill making), chess tables, more give aways, and a costume contest. It was lots of fun. At 12:05 in the morning they handed out our books. I just barely got to start mine, we have been so busy this weekend. So...if you have read it, you better not tell me and ruin it for me.
Anyhow, still real busy, just wanted to drop in and post a quick one. I will try my hardest to do better this week. Not sure how that's gonna go. hehehehe
Have a good Monday everyone!!!
Posted by Burfica at 9:09 PM 10 comments
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
A Blue Tale
The following events took place at my house over the weekend.
I was in the back master bathroom, sitting on my throne, holding court, and trying to read my book. Kiddo was in the front bathroom sitting on his throne, singing himself a little song.
When then it happened.
I hear yelling. mom, Mooooooom MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM, in a panic.
me--What!!! I'm a little busy!!!! As I'm reaching for the paper trying to hurridly take care of business, so I can see what he's screaming about. Only to drop the roll, and get it rolling all over the floor, thus entageling myself in it.
I hear running, and he comes into the bathroom skidding to a stop, look of panic on his face.
Kiddo--OMG mom OMG OMG OMG something is wrong with my poop
me--what??? Still trying to get the t.p. unwrapped from around my legs
Kiddo-- I'm gonna have to go to the doctor or the hospital or something. OMG mom OMG!!!
me--What the hell are you talking about???
Kiddo--Something is wrong with my poop!! OMG am I gonna die???
At the mention of him going to die, I start to panic a bit and wonder if something really is wrong. All sorts of things are running through my mind. Was he spurting blood, did he pass a tape worm, was it coming back out of the toilet trying to eat him?? What the hell??? As I gaze at his little face (okay well maybe I shouldn't say little since he is 11, which he reminds me he's not a baby anymore) And see that he is scared and almost in tears. At which point I am completely tied to the dam toilet by the toilet paper.
Me--Well now calm down, and tell me what's wrong, so I can fix it. (sounding much more calm than I felt)
Kiddo--OMG mom my poop it's like bright blue, like pepsi can blue!!!
insert crickets chirping here.
Me--ummmm huh?? (with a confused look on my face)
Kiddo--Didn't you hear me??? My poop is BLUE and the entire toilet is now BLUE!!!!
more crickets chirping.
one raised eyebrow.
You can actually see the light bulb go off above my head.
Me-- *giggle* well...*snork* um... *snarfle*...How blue was it? *major belly laughing*
Kiddo--OMG mom why are you laughing?? My insides are rotting and turning blue!!
Me--OMG son!!! No they aren't!!!
Kiddo---huh??
Me--What did daddy and I get you for a treat a couple days ago???
Kiddo--Well a big slush from that one place
Me--And what kind of slush was it??
Kiddo--It was a bright blue raspberry slus........OHHHHHHHHHH!!! *shy giggle*
He walks off starting to laugh so hard he falls over. He then has to go tell his father and anyone who will listen about his blue poop.
Sheesh boys!!!
Posted by Burfica at 9:28 AM 19 comments
Friday, July 13, 2007
Whoohooo a title!!!!
Blogger let me do a title, whooohoooo!!!!
We went to see Harry Potter tonight. LOVE IT!!!! We seen The Last Mimzy the other night. LOVE IT!!!! Okay that's all the intellect I have tonight. I'm gonna do something.
Canadian Flake tagged me a couple weeks ago to write 10 of my favorite things that started with a letter she picked. She picked the letter S. I didn't do it last week because of my back, and it all would have been negative. So...I'm gonna try it now.
1. Sister----Lets face it folks, without my sister I would be lost. I've known her all my life hehehe *snork* We didn't always get along, but we always ALWAYS could count on each other. We are 7 years apart (she's older) But we act like twins, so alot of people say. She means so much in my life, I don't think she will ever know. She says she does, but, no, she doesn't. hehehe I remember one time when I was 16, I had gotten in some pretty bad trouble. She lived 9 hours away, she asked me if I need her. I said, no you have a job. She said to tell her if I really needed her. I said yes. She was on our door step that evening, stayed for 2 weeks, helping me. Once when my mom was sick in the hospital, I called and said "I need you" that night she was here. I know if I said I needed her tomorrow she would be here.
2. Spouse--My husband is the world to me. He has been through so much before me, and with me. He is an amazing man. Words can't do him justice. I get mad at him, or he does boneheaded things. But I love him more today than yesterday. And after 14 years, that's alot of love. I can count on him for EVERYTHING!!! Emotional, physical, you name it, I can count on him.
3. Son---This has got to be my favoritest thing in the entire world. I tried so hard to have a baby. I had him, and he was more than I could ever ask for. He has the biggest most gentle heart and soul. He also is starting to show traits of becoming a young man. He is my world, my life, my love, my soul.
4. Sense of Humor---You have to have a sense of humor with me. I will have one with EVERYONE I ever have contact with. It's very important to me that a person be able to take a joke, and teasing, cuz we dish it out. That's just how we roll.
seeing as that's how I roll leads me to number ....
5. Snark---Snark being a nice way to say Smart ass. As in someone that uses alot of humor and funny sarcasm. That's being snarky. I am full of snark, and yes the doctor says it's not terminal. hehehe I love when people snark with me. A whole group of us snarking can scare off tourists and Jehovah's witnesses. heheheh Snark is a big part of my life
6. Strength--God I love me a strong person, and a strong man. I don't just mean physical strength (although that can get plenty of drooling from me) But that strength of soul and of character. That is important to me. I need it for myself, and I look for it in others.
7. Sunsets---Sunsets mean alot to me. It's really hard to explain. When I was in high school, I was suffering from some pretty bad depression. I tried to commit suicide three times. I would go out and ride my horses, just wishing the earth would open up and swallow me. The main thing I had to look forward to every day, was the amazing beautiful sunset. It started making me think that maybe life could be that colorful, and fiery and beautiful, and ever changing. It helped me through a very dark time. I still love to watch the sunsets.
8. Ssssssssanimals----I know they don't really start with an S, but one of my favorite things none the less. I love animals. Not certain ones, but ALL animals. I have a couple that I adore more than others, but I love them. I think they are a sign of gods perfection, and love. They have it all together. They can love unconditionally, no matter your color, height, weight, religion, sexuality, or brain capacity. I would be a much meaner and less fulfilled person without animals in my life. And hey, some of them are pretty tasty too. hehehehe
uggghhhh I'm running out of things
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lets see
9. Sunkist-- as in the soda. Sunkist orange soda is my favorite non dark soda. My favorite dark soda is pepsi. But I usually pick Sunkist first if we have it.
oh oh I know for 10
10. S*****--That would be my first name. I hated it as I grew up. Most of us do hate our names. But I grew to love it. It's weird though, even when people say it. I don't think I look like my name. I've met a few people with my name, even some guys. They all pretty much look like that name. But I don't think I do. But I do like my name now. And I love the spelling of it. It's one of the rarest spellings of that name that there is. Nobody but my mom, dad, sister, husband and very few family and friends, remember and spell it right. My inlaws have never learned. Gigantor always yells at them for spelling it wrong, but they still do it. When I was a little girl if you spelled it wrong, boyyyyy would I yell at you. So...yeah my name is one of my favorite things.
Okay I'm not gonna tag anyone, but if you would like to do this, ask me for a letter and I shall give you one. I promise not to give X Y Or Z Or Q, that's just a stupid letter that shouldn't exist. hehehehe
Have a good weekend everyone.
Posted by Burfica at 11:33 PM 12 comments
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Still can't put in a title..
I got no cake!!! dammit!!!!!
The hubby didn't get off of work till almost 8 tonight. So...since my back has been so bad we got sonic. hehehe
Hubby comes home with the 44 oz drinks from sonic. First thing he does is drop his on the carpet, where the cup splits and it goes everywhere. 44oz of Strawberry limeade with pieces of strawberry and lime all over. So..yeah I sorta yelled at him, then asked if he wanted to go get another one. He said no. Then...then!!!! I drank my water with dinner, and was saving my big soda, my favoritest soda in the world to drink and savor later. I had just started drinking it, when he knocked the flipping thing over. Right in the trash can, where it split and all spilled out. I know it was an accident, but yeah I did the adult thing, I whined. I whined bad, "oooooooooohhhhhhhh Gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwddddddddd I just started drinking that!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" So..yeah he caved and went and got dressed and got me another one. hehehehe
GIRL POWER YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I went to the Chiropractor today, and feel a tiny bit better. It's been going out real bad as he's trying to get it all taken care of. Gonna hurt worse before it gets better. I have this LOVE/HATE relationship with him. Love him because he is so hunkaliscious, and eventually makes me feel all better. Hate him because he hurts me (not on purpose, just I have real issues with my back, and it hurts to make it better) hurts me in the way that I wanna take a pair of pliers and grab that piece of skin in the middle of your nose that separates your nostrils and squeeze it till it spurts blood.
Okay, maybe it's time for bed, the gerbil is doing really weird stuff. She is running in her wheel, running two laps around her cage then flopping on her back and pumping all four legs up and down in the air. Then doing it all over again. I'm thinking it's gerbil jazzercise.
Have a good Wednesday all!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:33 PM 11 comments
Monday, July 09, 2007
What is with blogger not letting me put in a title??? I swear that it irritating.
Gosh I'm still full of randomness. I know, not a word, but it is now, cuz I said it. hehehe
My back still hurts, hurts bad. It's killing me lay down, it's worse to sit, it's even worse to stand. I don't have drugs strong enough to take the pain away. I'm walking hunched over, like one of them little old ladies with the giant hump on their backs.
My son came out of his bedroom last night. Said "mom there is something weird in my nose" I look, it looks like a fricken wart!!!! INSIDE HIS NOSE!!!!! I said, when the hell did that show up. He told me a couple weeks ago. But I'll be dammed if he told me before the dam doctors appointment. So...now I have to spend an additional 35 bucks in co pay to take him back to have it looked at, and probably another co pay to have it taken care of. I may just see if the pool water will take care of it like it did the one on his hand and his foot.
It's been so dang hot past few days. Up around 110 to 112. The news just announced that the cool spell is over, and to expect record highs. WTF???????
Is anyone else craving cake???
The dog is driving me insane. He's decided he has to bark at ever single movement and noise in or out of the house, then he has to run outside. As soon as you let him out, the bastard waits till you sit down then starts barking and scratching to come in.
My son has my mothers old sleep number bed. Those air beds. Well...he kept complaining it was broken and going flat. He said he kept pushing the up button but it won't blow up anymore. Upon closer inspection. We found that the rocket scientist of a son of mine had the controller upside down and was deflating it, bit by bit.
Is it a sin to think that your Chiropractor is so dam handsome that he could melt an iceberg??? OMG he's so yummaliscious. I hate him and his wife, cuz he has a drop dead gorgeous wife too. The Fuckers. hehehehe
Am serious, isn't anyone else craving cake???
Why must my husband walk around at night with his pants and underoo's hanging half off his ass. We have been married 14 years. It's not sexy anymore, it's hairy and gross. Pull them up dammit!!!
Okay that's it, I'm making cake tomorrow. That is if I can move
Okay, I'm outa here, I don't have pain pills strong enough, so I've been taking sleeping pills to make sure I get some sleep.
Have a good Tuesday everyone!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:07 PM 8 comments
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Stupid blogger won't let me put a title on the post or to change colors.
I'm sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I haven't had much to talk about. My lower back has been out so very very bad. I'm barely walking and can hardly sleep.
We had a good 4th. Had a picnic dinner on the golf course, and had cake and watched fire works.
I'm off to maybe try and read some blogs, if I can sit long enough. I'll try to get on better. The chiropractor has been working on me. So....hopefully in a few days I'll be much better.
Posted by Burfica at 9:14 PM 15 comments
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
I'm Melting
Okay 112 degree's here yesterday. Can you believe that?? I had to go out 3 times in that heat yesterday. Took kiddo swimming, picked him up, did some errands. The a/c in the car couldn't even cool it down. It's the type of heat that you come inside, sit in front of the a/c and continue to sweat for 1/2 hour or more. Although I'm sure I wasn't sweating, I think it was parts of me melting off. I was dripping between my boobs people, I never sweat there. hehehe
I'm hoping it's a little bit cooler than that tomorrow evening. We usually do fried chicken picnic and cake when we sit out waiting for the fire works to start. We always did that on the 4th, because it was my mom's birthday. I still try to keep the tradition going. I'm hoping I go through this one better than last one. We will see.
The hubby ran and got us Subway sandwiches last night. Seeing as he didn't get home from work till almost 7. Poor guy. So...he went and got me double meat, cuz they usually scrimp on the chicken pieces. Well...I like double meat and just olives on it, cuz I put my own other stuff on it at home. I did NOT need double meat with this one girl doing it. I swear I had over a pound of chicken on that thing. Then the olives, she did two gigantic fist fulls. I had to pick most the olives off, and even take some of the meat off. The bread wouldn't close, and it sorta disintegrated. I guess I got my money's worth. hehehehe
Does anybody know what will happen to you if you eat tons of cherry's??? hehehehe They have had the best cherry's in stock here, and on sale. I've been munching on them for 4 days, and still have two bags. whooohooo
Okay I'm off for a bit. I gotta rest my back, it's been killing me. Go to the Chiropractor today. Thank God.
Have a good Tuesday everyone, and if I don't get back on here then
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:03 AM 13 comments
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Little bit of a Rant
First of all let me say HAPPY CANADA DAY to all my Canadian friends out there!!!!
Second, I haven't posted, because my family is trying to kill me by starting with my emotional state. grrrrrrrrr
My son on Thursday night, for some reason couldn't sleep, which made him upset to his stomach, which made it harder for him to sleep, etc.... He was in our room ever 5 to 20 minutes complaining he couldn't sleep. I went to bed at 10 because I was so tired, and he kept me up till 2 with that crap. At which point at 2, I cracked and screamed at him that I didn't care if he could sleep or not, he better not get his happy butt out of bed again, or I would beat him. He did go to sleep then, just to have nightmares and sleepwalk till 4:30, and then he was up at 6. He was so tired the next day he looked physically ill. I made him go to bed early and he pulled the same crap again, and I was up till 2 in the morning again. Finally last night he slept well, actually slept till 9 this morning, till the phone woke him and me both up. We were pissed. lol
Then the stupid ass Gigantor. He was talking about trust issues between him and the kiddo. For some reason the Kiddo doesn't trust that Gigantor won't hurt or do something to get him hurt. So...they were talking about something. And Gigantor promised that if Kiddo did NOT freak out, and spoke to him calmly, that he would stop doing whatever was scaring him and they would work it out. What happened about 15 minutes later?? Gigantor was tormenting Kiddo with a bug zapper thingie that looks like a tennis racket. (work got it as a novelty gift for the guys) And Kiddo got scared, but talked to him calmly. So...I thought Gigantor stopped, at which point he walked back out there and smacked kiddo with it, turned on and zapped him pretty hard.
I blew a gasket!!! You just give your son a lecture about trust issues, then you go and break that trust and hurt him??!!!??? wtf is that shit???
Okay I'm off to continue probably yelling at both of them for being major dumb asses today.
Hope you all had a good weekend!!
Posted by Burfica at 2:18 PM 10 comments
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Tagged
Okay so Translator over at Rosetta Rants tagged me today.
I'm supposed to describe seven random things about myself.
So...lets get started
1. I have a big gap between my top two front teeth. They are big and there is even a bigger gap. Not quite bugs bunny big, but close. And the gap is almost the span of the grand canyon. And no I've never thought of getting it fixed.
2. I have a big weakness for hot cocoa and nutella. Not together of course. But I will turn insane and almost kill anyone in the house that touches my containers of hot cocoa and nutella. I have to buy the boys their own, cuz I'm dam greedy with mine.
3. I love to color fuzzy posters, and do latch hook rugs. I don't know why, seeing as I'm to dumb to figure out anything to do with them when I'm done, but I love to do them.
4. I am a smart ass to the core (as if you couldn't tell) I approach any and all situations with humor, even the serious one's. I'm snarky and spunky. That's just how I roll.
5. I knew my husband (not good) since 2nd grade. We only dated for 6 months, and were only physically together (he was over seas in the navy) for two weeks before we were married. It's worked though, we have been married 14 years.
6. I used to write poetry. I have a book with all my poems in it. Sometimes I would write two a week. I started when I was 14. It carried my through a very rough time in my life, a very mentally tortured time. When I thought the world was against me. When I married my husband, it all stopped. I've tried to sit and write it more, but nothing worth anything comes out (not that what I wrote was worth a hill of beans) I like to think it was a tool/gift from god to help me cope with things I needed too. And once I didn't need it anymore, it was gone.
7. There are some days I can't stop crying, and that I would sacrifice my health to the point of being in a wheelchair if I could just have my mom back for a few years. For as much as this woman irritated me and pissed me off on a regular basis. I miss her more that anyone could ever know. It also makes me think of death more often, and I scare myself to the point of piddling when I think about it to much.
Okay there are my random 7. I'm supposed to tag 7 other people. ummmm I dunno though, so if you wanna do it, go for it.
Have a good Hump day all!!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:20 AM 8 comments
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Please don't squeeze the Charmin----KISS MY ASS!!!
I HATE you Charmin toilet paper!! HATE YOU!!! I hate you for falling apart when you get used. I hate you for tearing when one is wiping. You make people get dirtier trying to wipe with your sorry ass than if they didn't wipe at all. I HATE you for flaking apart and leaving little bally balls of toilet paper. That 1. get tangled up in the hair. and 2. make it look like it's snowing fluff balls every time you pull your pants down.
HOW I HATE CHARMIN TOILET PAPER
I adore you Quilted Northern.
Posted by Burfica at 12:57 PM 14 comments
Friday, June 22, 2007
Shame on me
Shame on me for not blogging better this week. I've been reading and commenting, but haven't brought myself to blog anything.
I've been taking kiddo to swimming lessons every day. He pretty much has it down, he just needed a little refresher. With the pool closed from mid August till June every year and the lake to cold to swim in till June. He hasn't really swam much in a year or two. I also finally got my lazy butt out and about doing some errands, and I went and got my nails done. Red, White and Blue designs baby.
I think switching my hormone meds has made me feel BLAH for the last month. I'm not quite done with the first month of them. It takes a month or two to level back out. But let me tell you, I'm so glad I'm back on these one's, cuz my girlie parts is feeling much better. whooohooooo
Last night was nice, on the spur of the moment, my Aunt and Uncle went and bought some hotdogs and buns and came down and we cooked. It's nice to do stuff like that. And....we were sorta "distant" relatives even though we lived in the same small town. That is one thing that has come out of my mom dying. It has really brought alot of the family back together in the way she always wanted them to be. It's sad that that's what it took, but we have all decided. She died so young, you really just don't know when someone will be gone.
Well...I'm off for now. Got a very busy weekend. I've even made Gigantor a list. hehehehe And we want to do a few things around the house some more, and Gigantor is going to help the hunter/safety group move their storage shed. So...Kiddo and I are off and cleaning up some extra stuff around here. 1. cuz it needs it. 2. Because we want to surprise Gigantor. I'm sure he won't even acknowledge that we did it, and I will end up mad at him all weekend, but oh well. hehehehe
Have a good weekend everyone!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:02 AM 13 comments
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Kill Em Till Their Dead
I learned something new yesterday. I learned that when your a cat, even an old cat like mine, that there comes times that you just have to KILL your tail. Kill it till it's dead.
I don't mean the, chase it being all cute, and pounce on it, holding it with a paw, kill it till it's dead. I mean the, make an evil sound, with flaming eyes, attack with all claws and teeth bared, kill anything that your tail had touched, including a magazine, the dogs face and my leg, trap it with the bob cat like claws, and bite it till the cat screams and it's bleeding, kill it till it's dead.
There has to be some purpose for this. Has to. We all know that cats don't do anything without good reason. They are so serious, don't like to have fun, dignified, perfect, and generally rule the world. (okay I may have gone slightly to far, they think being grumpy is fun)
In other news. Gigantor and I love scary movies. Love them!! And Kiddo has been begging for a couple years to start watching some scary movies. I haven't let him as of yet. (remember aliens, and predator, and starship troopers, does not count as a scary movie in this house, that's been normal watching since he was about 7) Any how, he's 11 now, and I thought maybe he could handle watching one with me in the middle of the day. One that wasn't so bad. Well...apparently, he's not ready. hehehehe We watched one yesterday, and it's still effecting him today. Poor thing. We only watched Jeepers Creepers, not bad...or so I thought. hehehehe
Have a good Tuesday everyone
Posted by Burfica at 10:14 AM 15 comments
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Busy but Fun
We have been busy past couple days, but we've been having fun. Last night (evening) we took Kiddo and his friend K out to see Fantastic 4, Rise of the Silver Surfer. It was much better than I thought it would be. It was good. I didn't realize the Surfers voice was Lawrence Fishburn. He was awesome.
As we got out of the theater, we both had voice mails. It was from my aunt. Her and my uncle invited us out to dinner. There is a place called Paria Outpost. They have an all you can eat bbq. All their meat is smoked. They have a small salad bar, then they have smoked beef brisket, pork ribs, chicken, salmon, rolls, cornbread, pinto beans, spanish rice, and then three or 4 choices of desert. OMG the beef brisket is my favorite, so good and tender, and smoked just right.
After dinner we visited with them a bit. My insomnia kicked in and I didn't fall asleep till almost 3 in the morning. Gigantor let me sleep in this morning and he did some vacuuming. He's a good giant. Then he ran to walmart for dog food, and grabbed Ghost Rider DVD. I told him that was part of his fathers day gift. He was fine with that.
We then had some sonic, and watched the stargates we recorded last night. Went to safeway, to buy some steaks that were on sale (for dinner tomorrow), some t-bones. Also stocked up our fresh fruit and veggies. Then we all played around as a family for a bit. And...we had some dinner, and then Gigantor and Kiddo went down to the carnival.
I say down, because it's about 4 blocks down the way from us. hehehehe They called me on the cell phone when Kiddo was on the Sizzler. Daring little shit. hehehe
Tomorrow I think we are just gonna clean the birdcage, and do some dishes, and probably watch movies. Gigantor deserves to relax.
To all you dad's out there HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 9:25 PM 6 comments
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Unauthorized Breeding
There was some unauthorized breeding going on in my vortex bra tonight. Man...I have no idea how I got half a pound of crumbs in there.
We had sandwiches tonight, and I swear it's like I shook out the loaf bag in my bra. Then they migrated into my undies. How in the world do crumbs breed and migrate like that???
In other news, I've been searching for my cat. Because I think something with fur exploded in my kitchen over night. I swept before bed last night and woke up to tons of fur all over the floor. I know it's shedding season. But dam, that was alot of hair, wondering if someone exploded.
I think my dog lost all of his brain finally too. he's been coming in and laying on his bed/pillow, but just his butt on it. So that his head is down and all the blood runs to it.
Well the gerbil is seriously staring at me again, so I'm gonna be the one to give in this time, and I'm going to go to bed. That dam gerbil can count this one as a win.
On a side note, I must have a major case of the lazies when it comes to my pictures. I can count about 15 of them in different rooms that are hanging crooked. It's driving me nuts, but I'm to dam lazy to reach up and fix them. Maybe I'll wait till all of them I own are crooked then I'll tilt the house. hehehehe
Okay have a good Tuesday night and Wednesday everyone!!!
Posted by Burfica at 10:53 PM 10 comments
Monday, June 11, 2007
Brought Back
I think the aliens have finally brought me back. I must have been abducted or something, cuz I've been gone from blogs for so long. I'm beginning to think I was probed too. *smirk*
I've been fighting off some sinus stuff, and knees so sore I can barely walk, since Alekx and House Elf went home.
We had a great time though, we were so very busy.
Thursday night they got here late, and of course we visited, and ate sonic, and visited.
Friday--We went out to the dam, and walked around, missed the tours though. Ordered some pizza for lunch, and House Elf and kiddo put his bed together (they brought my mom's sleep number bed for kiddo) And Alekx and I cut up a bunch of stuff for prep work for the bbq on Saturday.
Saturday--we went up to the doctors, to sit with my dad, and find out the particulars on his blood clot. We then finished cleaning and making stuff for the bbq, then that night had a bbq for about 15 or so people.
Sunday--We loaded up the 4 wheeler and ice chests and went up to the mountain. Saw tonssss of deer and kaibab squirrels. Got home after dark and had leftovers for dinner.
Monday---We went out shooting till the afternoon, then all came home and cooled down, I think we ran to walmart or whatever. Made dinner, called it an early night.
Tuesday---got up at 4:30, and went up to Kanab to Best Friends Animal Sanctuary for a tour and to do volunteering. It was nice, found a dog I wanted to bring home, but restrained myself.
Wednesday--We ran to the store, went through a bit more of mom's stuff, helped them pack up, and we ordered out for Chinese. hehehehe
Thursday--went out to breakfast then they were on their way. I came home and napped. lmaoooooooo
That was our week, then I've spent the rest of the time recuperating from our vacation.
It was really good to see them, and I miss them already. Hopefully I'll be back to reading and commenting and posting more regular now.
Happy Monday all!!!
Posted by Burfica at 9:38 PM 6 comments
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Quick note
Just a quick note. Dad is doing a bit better with the shots. He is getting his blood tested every other day. They need to get it thinned down to dissolve the clot. It's about 4 inches long and it's under his knee.
Thank you all so much for your prayers and thoughts. You don't know what it means to me. I really appreciate it.
Alekx and House Elf are still here till Thursday, they leave that morning.
I'm off, I need to shower, and crawl my butt in bed, it's already midnight.
Have a good couple days all!!!!
Posted by Burfica at 11:38 PM 10 comments
