Riddle

Okay I was over at Kerry's blog and she posted a riddle, so I thought I would do the same. (different riddle though)

I am a box, inside a great treasure as bright as the sun I hold.
I have no lid, no hinges or key.
What am I???

31 HOURS TILL GIGANTOR GETS HERE!!!

Fuzzy Teeth

I have fuzzy teeth, I need to go brush.

I have a whole lot of nothin today. Not one of my better days.

I swallowed a cherry pit. Wonder if I'll be okay??

Kiddo has made me start an hourly countdown, he's tired of hearing the days.

52 HOURS TILL GIGANTOR GETS HERE!!!!

4 Days Left!!

4 days till Gigantor flys in!!! Yayyyy I can hardly wait. I just wanna spend hours sitting in his arms. But of course I will wait my turn. I will let him and the kiddo be first to get all their lovin in.

Past couple days I've been packing boxes. Since we have an extra bike and and extra person, and gonna have school clothes and supplies to take home. There would be no possible way we could fit everything in the back of Alekx's Durango. We barely fit it coming here. So...I packed 6, yup 6 big boxes. Playstation games, movies we brought, toys, bathroom stuff I didn't need for the last week, stuff we got here, and clothes we didn't need (plus some of the gazillion stuffed animals kiddo brought) I packed all those, and only found enough tape to tape half of them up. hehehehe I had the house elf's brother take me to a mailing place today. We picked the cheapest out of ups, fed ex, and DHL. They are going DHL and it still cost me 126 buckeroonies. I guess it could have been worse. I did pick the cheapest. I hope their service and quality isn't cheap though. That would really suck.

We then went to Wal-Mart, the brother had a shopping list, and I wanted to pick up some film I turned in. While there, we went to the school supplies. For such a big town, they had a shitty selection of supplies. I didn't even get him a new backpack. I told him if we couldn't find a cool one, he would have to use one of his old one's. He's okay with that. I'm glad I got him a very cool lunch box a couple months ago. Cuz all they have is stupid ass BRATZ or Batman. But we got a couple notebooks and folders, some colored (erasable) pencils, and some erasable pins, (he loves those things) And a very cool pencil sharpener. I'm gonna go back to look at the clothes, gonna go with Gigantor.

OoOoOOo guess what I found??? Pirates of the Caribbean folders. Kiddo got one that had the pirates and the ship on it. Mommy (that would be me) got one with the pirate "jack sparrow" in a white shirt that was most of the way undone, and it was a close up. OMG I'm melting here. LOL I really need my husband. But lusting and drooling on a folder will have to hold me over. hehehehe

Okay well the kiddo just tried erasing with the erasable color pencils, and I'll be dammed they work. hehehe He's gonna go draw and we are playing with his lava pencil sharpener.

Happy Saturday!!!!
4 MORE MOTHER BUNNY HUMPIN DAYS TILL MY BABY GETS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the Bra, or Not in the Bra

That is the question. My vortex bra has not been on the attack since I have been here in Texas. No food, no bandaids, not pieces of cat food, no money, no small children running astray have been found in my bra. Is Texas a "non" vortex state??? I do think it is a "lets injure Burfica" state though. hehehehe My food was giving a gallent (sorry don't know how to spell that word) effort to find it's way into my bra today. I now have, wait let me count them, 8 spots on my shirt. That is just from lunch ladies and gents. 8 big reddish orangish spots on my boobies on my blue shirt. Of course I didn't change, that would take to much dam effort. And it would only mean my dinner would have to be that much messier to destroy the new shirt I put on. So...I choose to go around looking like I rolled in my food instead of ate it.

I wonder if when I get back to Arizona, if the suction of the bra will increase to make up for lost time. I would much rather suck in and carry around strange objects in my bra, than get hurt over and over again. hehehehe

Oh and did I mention I have cramps and am bitchy??? Well I do dammit. Alekx and the House Elf are gone to the lake again this weekend. Not only will I be extra careful so I don't get hurt, but I just may stay in bed all weekend. Wonder out long enough to feed the animals and my kid. hehehehe I will hopefully catch up on some sleep. Yeah yeah I know, I doubt it too, cuz I will sit in front of this dam computer most the night willing you all to blog and blog some more.

Okay I need to go, I need to get some water (still warding off that kidney infection) Happy Humping Hump day everyone!!!!

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Moanday

It's Moanday not Monday. hehehehe Moaning and groaning is present. Poor kiddo is trying to fight off a summer cold. He was swimming this morning and even told his instructor "I don't feel so well" Then he told me he was "really really tired" He's 9, he doesn't admit not feeling well or tiredness. Poor thing.

I made it through another weekend without hurting myself. yayyyyyyyy Alekx and the house elf leave next weekend again to the lake, so who knows. I may do one last big whammie before heading home. hehehehe Gosh I hope not. I'm gonna tape my ass to a chair the entire time they are gone and not move. Not let kiddo move either.

What's with the food network??? I watch it every day, for lack of anything else. And there are only so many cartoons I can take. Well they keep showing the same programs, over and over and over. I'm beginning to wonder if they have all run out of recipe's. That would suck.

Ladies?? Do any of you get the "blahs" right before you start your period?? I'm so blah, like tired but not, don't feel good but not. You know?? Just blah. No energy and stuff. oOOOoOo I just thought, bonus. At least the curse is this week, and not next week when I get to see Gigantor again. hehehehee Speaking of which.
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Happy Moanday everyone!!! May you all not be blah :p

Lazy Friday

We have had a lazy day today. You need one of those every once in a while. To bad Alekx had to go to work. neiner neiner neiner. hehehehe I woke up about 9 but stayed around being lazy, and lightly dozing till 11. I haven't done that at all this summer. Even when I got really really hurt. I got up early. Kiddo slept in till about 8 which is really late for a 9 year old. He then wondered around in his tighty whiteys till around noon. When he then got dressed (very reluctantly) cuz I told him it was lunch time. We have done nothing of importance today. Watched t.v., played with some toys, hugged and kissed, and he told me some jokes. That has been our big big day.

Alekx wants us to go to the grocery store with her. I HATE grocery shopping, but I guess I should really go and be nice.

OMG I wanted to go buy the new Harry Potter book this weekend. My husband called me and says. "you are NOT allowed to buy anything for yourself other than hygiene products till you get home" Dammit all anyway. Now not only do I have to wait till I get home, but now I know what my fricken birthday present is. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Okay I'm gonna leave you with the joke kiddo made up today. Amazingly enough this one was cute and funny. (most of his are weird and make no sense) here goes. What happened when the donut got ran over by a car??? It got "creamed" hehehehehee (insert little boy giggles here)

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Have a good weekend everyone!!!

Wormy Things

Okay so you all know that I have had the grand tour of the inside of Texas's medical facilities since I have been here. Ambulance, two hospitals, 2 different clinics. Well...I had to visit a doctor yet again yesterday. ahhhhhhhhh Only it was not me this time. It was the kiddo. Let me give you the dish.

About a week after we got here and started swimming I noticed a red sore like thing on the back of his neck at his hair line. At first I thought OMG IT'S RINGWORM!!! Alekx says "no ringworm is round" I'm thinking well maybe not always. So...I decide to keep an eye on it. I mean it was the only spot he had, and when he would not be swimming for a few days it dried up alot. Well...then it came back worse after he got his hair cut again, so I thought maybe razor burn (we shave his head) After three weeks of this thing, I'm starting to get a little panicked. I'm thinking it's ringworm or infantigo (don't know how to spell that right people, bear with me) So I decide if it doesn't go away I will take him into the doctor when we get home.

Yesterday, we are driving to swimming lessons and kiddo goes "Aunt Alekx, I got a weird bump" I'm like "what are you talking about". He says " I got this red, flat like bump on my leg" I thought that sounded weird, so I made him show me. AHHHHHHH (this is where you run away) It was perfectly round with the broken skin and the white swirls in the middle. Looked exactly like the ring worm I got once in a while when I was a kid. So...we get him into the doctor. YUP!! ringworm. He gives us a prescription for a cream, and says he probably got it from our pets. I DON'T FRICKEN THINK SO!!! We have had pets all our life. I then mention the pool, and he says. Oh well he probably got it from the public pool, that is where most people contract it. GREAT!! We all go swimming and exercising in that pool, and there is nasty ringworm floating around. *shudder*

I take the prescription of cream to the pharmacy. They said my copay is 60 fricken dollars, and it cost almost 100 without the insurance. AHHHHHHHHHHHH So...we ask them to call the doctor and get another cream. I call back and the pharmacist, says "there is the same exact cream you can use, same strength and everything, and it's over the counter." I'm like "how much is that" he says "14.99 with a dollar of coupon" Whoooooohooooo So we run down there to get it, and guess what the cream is. It's Lotrimin. You know the athletes foot cream. Says it works on jock itch and ringworm too. The mother flubbin doctor wanted me to spend 100 bucks on a fancy name of lotrimin. AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my sissy, but dammit I am so tired of visiting all the doctors offices and pharmacies. LOL

I'm off to scratch my butt or whatever. hehehehe Happy Thursday all!!!

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Brain Cramp

I guess I'm having a brain cramp. I have sat here and sat here, and dammit I have nothing to talk about. So this is gonna be one of those posts where I have a whole lot of nothin to say. hehehehe

I think I'm way way homesick today. Even the countdown tool isn't helping me and kiddo today. I have loved my time here in Texas, and it has helped me get a jump start on alot of things. But I desperately long to be in my own bed, next to my hubby, sleeping in. Seeing my pets, and friends. Going to the lake. Just grilling everything under the sun. LOL

I am gonna miss this high speed internet though. I'm gonna go home and have to wait and wait and wait for all my pages to come up. hehehee

We are talking about maybe going to the dollar theater tomorrow. It's 50 cents all day long on Tuesdays. whooohoooo what a find huh??? I think it's a nice few hours to spend, and not to expensive. And if you go during the week and during the day, it's not that busy. Everybody is at work.

I will try to come up with something intelligent to say, if not at least something snarky. Sorry about the, so boring you slipped into a coma, post.

Happy Monday everyone

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Have you ever??

Washed your hair, put the deep conditioning on it, that you should leave in for 10 minutes, then forget to rinse??? As if that's not bad enough, not only do you not realize it before you get out of the shower. But you dry your hair, and not realize it, (now your towel is all goopy) Then you sit on the bed and run a comb through your hair and thing to yourself (boy that conditioner is working well, it's so easy to comb through my hair) You put your comb down not looking at it, but now it's all goopy too. You put your shirt on, and get the back bottom edge all goopy cuz you ran it over your hair. You lean back in a chair and get the back of it all goopy. People look at you weird. And the only time you finally realize it, is when you reach up to scratch your dam itchy as hell scalp!!!!!!! Then you are like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IN MY HAIR???? It takes you a while of rubbing and sniffing to realize you DIDN'T RINSE THE FRICKEN DEEP CONDITIONER OUT OF YOUR FRICKEN HAIR!!!!!

Well have you all ever done that??? Or is it just me???

Happy Friday everyone!!! Have a good weekend

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Baggy Leg Holes

I got baggy leg holes, and slipping straps. hehehehehehee I am literally falling out of my bathing suit.

I got a new bathing suit in May. One that fit perfectly. I got it just for doing water aerobics this summer. Well...I guess I'm determined to get better after my fall, and to work my butt off. Because...I put my suit on yesterday morning, and the straps were falling down. I was like "oh man it's a month old and all stretched out already. dammit!!" And Alekx is like, no I think it's cuz your losing weight. Well...I go to aerobics and as we are jogging in the water, the legs of the bathing suit were bugging me, so I reached down to feel. Each time I went up the legs of the bathing suit went up, and when I went down, they then went way down like and inch or more, and the butt of my bathing suit felt a little baggy. So...I was really thinking the thing had stretched out.

So...I get home and start to change, and I am pulling up my underwear. Well they just kept pulling up and up. I'm like dam they are above my pants (they have never been that high) then I realize that the leg holes are really baggy. So..then I was so excited that I called kiddo in to show him, I even dropped my drawers in front of Alekx to show her. I thought, "maybe I am losing some weight" Either that or Alekx is going out at night and buying exact duplicates of my clothes in a size bigger, to mess with my head. I wouldn't put it past her, we all know what a big stinker she can be. hehehehe

We were watching Boogeyman last night. Man we were all jumping. Alekx even screamed out a couple f words LOL The house elf and I were hiding behind a pillow looking over it. And at this one great big suspensful part, that we know something really scary is gonna happen, Alekx's rotty lets out the biggest loudest longest FART that I have heard in a long time. Right after he farts, the bird does this laughing. We were all rolling, then we ran out of the living room cuz the dog tried to kill us. hehehehe

We are off to the dollar theater to watch Kung Fu Hustle, see if it's any good.

Happy Wednesday everyone
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DAMMIT........

.....I smashed my thumb after water aerobics today. Ouch!!! I was trying to get out of the car, and it was slick cuz it was raining real hard. and I don't know how I did it, but I smashed my thumb in the hinge part of the car door. Made me almost pee my pants. hehehehe

One of Alekx's dogs, Casper, (yes he's white) is doing something odd all of a sudden. He always follows you around like he's being helpful. But here lately he has been following all the women around, then the minute we sit down, his nose shoves in our hoochi coo's. Just started it the last couple days. I'm in the bathroom peeing, and he shoved open the door and tried to do it. I chased him out of the bathroom. He does it to both me and Alekx. This past weekend our cousin and her husband came for a visit and he was doing it to her also. Dork dog. hehehehe

Yesterday was mom's birthday. She turned 60. We have to be thankful, cuz just a few months ago we never thought she would make it here. One blessed day at a time. We went and did a tiny party in the morning, with my cousins. Got her cupcakes and she opened 3 presents. Then we took her out to eat, and gave her the rest of her presents. She sure had a good time. Even though it's really hard to get her in the vehicle and get the wheel chair loaded up, and squish us in the back seat. It is still worth it to let her have some fun and not feel so cooped up.

I may be camped out in the bathtub though. The weather has been clouding up and even doing some raining. But people in this area have been talking about how it's time for some tornadoes. OH HELL NO....I'm gonna be living in the bathtub. hehehehehe

Okay I ran out of what to say, so I'm going to go see what you all have to say. hehehehe

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Meltdown

31 days.... that's the magic number. Apparently 31 days is how long a little 9 year old boy can handle being away from his daddy and his home. Cuz after 31 days. The poor little boy has a major major melt down. I don't mean the, crying, oh I miss everyone I want to go home kind of meltdown. I mean the screaming at the top of his lungs I HATE IT HERE, I HATE EVERYONE HERE, I HATE YOU FOR NOT TAKING ME HOME, I WANT TO GO TO DADDY, I WANT TO GO HOME, TAKE ME HOME NOW kind of screaming. Along with this screaming come's massive crying. Not just water works, but the crying so hard they are choking, and sobbing uncontrollably kind of crying. Then came the whimpering. In among the crying and screaming, he started whimpering, how he didn't feel good, he wanted daddy so he would feel better. Then came the puking....so we had screaming, crying, whimpering and puking going on. By this time I was crying, feeling his pain. Then he curled up on the bed in a fetal position and started begging me to let him go home, and just sobbing. All I could do is grab him and hold him tight, and make him hug me back real tight. I told him anytime, ANYTIME, he felt that homesick, he come to me and hug me so tight, and we would get through it together. Then we started a countdown. Gigantor will be flying here on the 27th. So...I told him we were over half way there. Only 27 more days, and he asked me to tell him each day how many more till he see's daddy. My poor baby was breaking my heart today. He is still rather icky feeling. He made me promise I would stay up with the t.v. on in my room till he was asleep. Our rooms are right next to each other. Actually the head of our beds would touch if there wasn't a wall there.

Anyhow, that was my exciting day. I will see how this weekend goes. Alekx and the house elf are gone again. No injuries would be nice. hehehehee My cousin (whom I haven't seen in about 25 years or more) is driving down with her husband, and will be here tomorrow sometime. I'm looking forward to that. They are coming to see us and mom for her birthday. It's on the 4th.

OOOOoOoO and a few of you finally did know that Dealey Plaza was where JFK got assassinated. It was an amazing place to visit. It had a very surreal feeling. Almost spooky. And everyone visiting was very very quiet, even the children. A piece of American history even if it wasn't a good thing.

Well all I need to go to bed, it's after midnight. Have a good weekend all, I will try to post this weekend.

My right ass cheek hurts!!!

Oh my gosh, my right ass cheek hurts. I've been working hard, and I have this permanent pain down my right ass cheek into my right thigh. hehehehee Alekx has no sympathy for me either. So....I didn't tell her when she was jumping right out of her bathing suit. She figured it out though when I kept smiling at her like a looney. I just kept smilin, and she finally looked down while we were doing the jumping and figured out what was going on. I actually got her laughing, and seen her turn sorta red. Dorko knows, it's almost impossible to embarrass Alekx. hehehehe

Sorry I hadn't posted since Monday. Been busy busy busy. We did water aerobics on Tues morning and Tues night, plus went to see mom. We did them again yesterday morning, then we went to a movie at the dollar theater. Then went and took mom for a ride, got some taco's and went and ate in her room. We came home and dinked around, and had dinner and watched a movie. We watched Napoleon Dynamite. OMG what a train wreck. It was so horrible you just couldn't look away. ahhhhhh
Today we did water aerobics this morning, and we would do them tonight, but we have a meeting to go to at the nursing home. I guess medicade is going to do a talk to tell you how you can possible keep your property. And mom would just get all confused and not know what was said, so Alekx and I are going to go.

Well since I'm so boring today, and my ass hurts, and Gigantor isn't here to rub it out, I'm gonna go and read everyone else. LOL

OooOO none of you told me if you knew what Dealey Plaza was, so I'll give you one last chance before I tell you where it was I visited last weekend.

Come on, I know somebody has to know this. I would think Op, Kitten, and Olives would know it for sure.

Happy Thursday all.

Stayin Alive

I am still alive and kicken. Didn't have to visit the hospital yesterday or nothing. whooooooo flippin hoooooooooo!!!! I did go to the bbq. Kiddo didn't like the ribs, and I thought that strange. Till I tasted one, and was like hmmmm, there is a peculiar taste to it. Well...the brother ran out of "honey" bbq sauce, and wanted to make it sweet. So...he added a jar of caramel ice cream topping to smokey bbq sauce. I think that is just about all I have to say on that. hehehehehe

I feel so funky today. I'm not "yawnie tired" but I feel like I could sleep for a week. And everything hurts and is crampy. I don't know the deal. It's not cuz it's that time of the month, cuz that was last week. LOL I just feel weird.. (okay well weirder than usual)

Alekx was so tired from coming in from the lake last night, that we didn't get up in time to do aerobics this morning (6 fricken 30 people!! in the summer) So we took kiddo to swimming lessons. We had signed him up for level 1 again, but he was doing so well that they put him in the beginning class of level 2, then moved him to the advanced class of level 2. So...that was cool. I think we are gonna hit aerobics twice tomorrow. morning and night. Then do that again on Thursday. We went and hung out at Alekx's work for a few, then I drove home. I will have to drive back and get her later. Maybe I should take a nap. LOL

On Saturday, we drove into Dallas. (the brother drove us) and we went sightseeing. We visited the Dealy Plaza. Anybody know what that is??? It was rather surreal, and very quiet. Not a lot of people talking or making noise. You felt a great respect from people there. I'll reveal what that is, if none of you get it, tomorrow. We then went to eat at this burger joint called Dicks. The entire theme at Dicks is for the wait staff to be rude, and to give everyone a hard time. You sit down, and the waitress comes over leaning on the table, tearing your placemat for her order pad. Going "what do you want" sorta rude. Then they come around and tie giant bib's on everyone. They make hats with rude sayings on them, and put them on some peoples heads. Kiddo got one that said "Sand box pimp" it was too funny. They also will blow balloons up with helium and tie them in peoples hair. It was just really funny, and festive. It was a fun time. We were so pooped out on Saturday night, we barely had energy to get some dinner and feed the animals and go to bed. HEY maybe that's why I feel so tired. LOL

Okay I'm gonna go watch a cooking show that is looking good. hehehehe
Happy Monkey Monday everyone!!!

Sunday

Well I made it to Sunday. But last time it was on a Sunday that I got hurt. And I was headed out to a bbq and the house Elf's brothers place. Guess where I'm going about noon thirty today?? That's right, we are going to try and bbq again. I am being so careful watching everywhere I walk, that I will probably walk into something high and poke an eye out or something. hehehehe Send "safe" vibes to me everyone. If I don't post tomorrow, then the curse is still here. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Still Here

One day down, two more to go. *peaks out from under covers* What unknown curses await me while they are gone???

I will defeat the dreaded curse of 2005!!!! I will dammit, I will!!!!
*hides back under covers*

All Alone

Alekx and the house elf went to the lake for the weekend again, left me and kiddo all alone. Do any of you think I will hurt myself this time??? How about the kiddo??? If we didn't have to eat, I wouldn't let us get out of bed the entire weekend. hehehehe

I'm so Dull

Man I'm so dull this past few days. I'm so dull I couldn't cut butter. hehehehe Seems like all my snarkyness has moved right on over to Alekx.

I didn't feel good yesterday. I slept long, and got up and didn't do much of anything, and god was I emotional. I cried to Gigantor for over a half hour. I don't know what was wrong with me. I think that I had just been pushing myself so hard everyday. Pushing myself right to the breaking point. Then I think I finally crossed that line, and plunged head first into the breaking point. I got sorta sick, was hurting really bad, and couldn't stop crying. So...I just took most of yesterday to rejuvenate, and then I felt much better this morning. Off and running again. Guess that's a good thing.

And man, I'm craving beef. Maybe I need some protein or something, but I sure am craving it bad. And not the "buy my a hamburger" beef, but the big juicy steak or big hunk of roast kind of beef. ahhhhhhh now I'm hungry, gonna go eat my banana.

Okay I ate my banana and I still want a steak. hehehehehe

Kiddo finished his first session of swimming lessons today. Man he is doing so good, trying so hard. He is swimming a little ways by himself, and he can float on his back by himself. Auntie Alekx already has him signed up for more lessons starting on Monday. My baby is gonna know how to swim pretty decent by the time we get home. Still not sure if he will be able to ride a bike or not, but he will be able to swim. hehehee

I'm gonna be a hermit all weekend, I think. Alekx and the house elf are going diving at the lake again, and last time they went I got to take a trip to the hospital. So...I don't think I'm gonna move out of this house. hehehehe

Holy dull moments batman!!! I just sat here for 15 minutes and can't think of one other dam thing to write about. I guess that would be my cue to post this little boring as all get out post. Hope you all don't fall asleep or wanna go jump out of a basement window cuz I bored you so much.

Happy Thursday everyone.

My Legs Hurt, and I'm Going to Hell

God my legs hurt. Hurt hurt hurtie hurt. I have really been pushing myself hard. Increasing how much I've been walking and upping the water aerobics each week. And my calves have decided they should be in a permanent cramp if I don't keep both my feet flat on the floor at all times. Makes sleeping hard to do, and walking, and dam near anything.
I'm eating banana's each day, and taking some vitamin that Alekx gave me that's supposed to help, but nothing yet. (she probably gave me some pill to make me pass gas more) She's got a cruel sense of humor. She's the type person that would shave a hamster just for shits and giggles. hehehehe

OOooO I have got to tell you all. It sounds like there is a flock of ducks in here every day and they are being tortured. Now we all know men are just gassy all the dam time. I mean, the kiddo farts about 100 times a day. His new thing is to go ahhhhhh (in a whisper) and then announce, "I just pooted" But the house elf, OMG he sounds like he is stepping on ducks. There is constant tortured sounds of "quack, wack, quack" that boys and girls are the sounds of his farts. I mean I thought it was funny as hell that Gigantor (for how big he is) sounds like a squeaky toy. Like when you blow up a balloon and hold the mouth piece out to the side to here it squeak, that is Gigantors. So when he come's out here, we will have squeaking, pooting and quacking ducks. I think I might check myself into a motel during that time. LOL You know this is a gassy house, because the two most favorite sounds the parrot makes is burping and farting, then she laughs afterwards. Just a ton of giggles a minute I tell ya. LOL

Alekx is right, I probably am gonna burn in hell for all the thoughts I have over the young male swim instructors. I mean I don't want to have sex with them or anything, (cuz they are to young, and I'm to tired to teach someone right again) I just want them to all swarm around me, in nothing but their bathing suits, and rub my back, and rub my feet, paint my nails, and clean my house. Ya know. I don't want much, just every woman's fantasy. LOL oOOOooOo they could let me rub my hands over their rock hard abs once in a while too. I would very much enjoy that. hehehehee

I have been missing Gigantor all. It's not about missing sex. (although that would be nice) I just miss hugging and squeezing, and cuddling, and sleeping next to him. We go to the movies and Alekx and house elf give each other kisses, and cuddle, and I feel really really home sick. I am working my butt off here, and enjoying myself, but I really can't wait to go home.

Anywhoo, lunch time for me and the kiddo. Happy Tuesday everyone!!!

Holy Evil Emu's Batman

We went to a wildlife park yesterday. Called Fossil Rim. You can get a bag of food and drive through this park, and the animals come up to your car and eat from you. You are supposed to drop the food on the ground, and they eat it. But some do stick their heads in the car, and some will try to take it from your hands. This was sooooo Amazing for me and kiddo, we truly LOVE animals (cuz they taste really good) no seriously, we do love them. So....we start out and Alekx is driving, and she stops at some ostrich's. They come running up and were eating the food kiddo dropped, well then they seemed a little to interested. Now I've been pecked by a chicken, and a duck and it fricken hurts. There is not a chance I wanted me or the kiddo pecked by the jackhammer size beak of an ostrich. So Alekx finally drives on, cuz this ostrich was sizing up the kiddo to see if his head would take one or two pecks to fully devour. hehehhee Alekx drives us by some Emu's. They are just shorter versions of the ostrich but with sharper claws, and sharper points on their beaks. This one Emu (he was satan people) came up with his red eyes, and kept getting his head in next to me, and looking like he wanted to peck the shit out of me. I'm yelling at kiddo to get to the other side of the car, cuz he had one in his window too, and I'm trying to yell at Alekx to drive, but she thought it was the funniest thing she had ever seen. A pack of wild, rabid, demonic emu's trying to peck her sister and nephew to death. (shhhh don't tell, but I think Alekx is a minion of the underworld people) (she's out to do satan emu's will)

We saw and fed so many things. We saw Axis Deer, European Red Deer, Fallow Deer (so pretty), Silka deer, and Wildabeast. We saw, Waterbuck, Sable Antelope, Greater Kudu, Gemsbok, and Blesbok. We fed Addax, Arabian Oryx, Scimitar Horned Oryx, Aoudad, and Guanaco. The Blackbuck are so beautiful, the males are black with white all around their eyes, really cool. We saw Cranes and Turkeys, and Black Rhino's and Cheetah's. We drove by the Giraffe's and they all wanted to stay in the shade, one was eating, one laying down, and three standing in a line. We sat and got lots of pictures of them, and the herd of zebra's behind them. We thought they were all too hot, and done for the day, when out of the blue one of the zebra's ran right for our car. Then the whole herd came. They just swarmed around the car, sticking their heads in every window. Kiddo was throwing handfuls of food out, and they were nuzzling and letting us pet them. OMG it was the best of the best. Horses are probalby my favoritest animal in the whole wide world. (used to own horses) and to have the most magical of all horses, nuzzling you and letting you pet it was just amazing. It was so cool. I can't even describe what it meant. I'm still flying high from all of that.

As we were leaving Alekx stopped and tried calling over more ostrich's and emu's so they could eat me. I'm telling you people she's a minion, minion I say to the evil giant flightless birds.

Of course the gift shop was over priced, but what the hell it's only money right?? LOL And all kiddo's need stuff from the gift shop. hehehehe

That was our long, tiring, amazingly gratifying day yesterday.

OOoOOo the house elf's brother took us out to eat at a bbq joint called Red, Hot and Blue. It was pretty good. Service could have been better, but the food rocked. LOL

This morning got up early and went to water aerobics. This insane pool here has no stairs, just this steep as can be ramp to get in and out of the pool with. The in part wasn't to bad, but the out part, I could only pull with one arm (can't pull with left, against doc's orders, and elbow still to week) and I was taking baby steps from my ankle. All in all it was good, got my heart rate up, and didn't over do it on the sore joints or limbs. Can't wait till I'm healed and can hit it hard and heavy. LOL

Okay off to make me and kiddo some lunch.

Hugggssss to you all, have a great week.