I HATE you Charmin toilet paper!! HATE YOU!!! I hate you for falling apart when you get used. I hate you for tearing when one is wiping. You make people get dirtier trying to wipe with your sorry ass than if they didn't wipe at all. I HATE you for flaking apart and leaving little bally balls of toilet paper. That 1. get tangled up in the hair. and 2. make it look like it's snowing fluff balls every time you pull your pants down.
HOW I HATE CHARMIN TOILET PAPER
I adore you Quilted Northern.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Please don't squeeze the Charmin----KISS MY ASS!!!
Posted by Burfica at 12:57 PM
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Okay.... definitely an original rant here. But, in Charmin's defense, I fall apart when I'm used too...
brillig---yes but do you leave little white fluff balls everywhere???
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ok is life that boring right now that you don't have anything more than TP to rant about??? LOL. If it helps at all, I also HATE Charmin and I yell at those dumbass bears on the commercials..lmao.
Little bally balls....
a)omg
b)leave your pants UP
c) maybe if you used a blow dryer instead of toilet paper it would solve your bally problem...
d)OMG
e)GOOOO CHARMIN
Mom
no kidding the word verification thingy is CUCUYFO I find that entertaining
Dorko--- hahahah heheheh hohohoho uh uh uh uh
Flake--A pox on them I say!!!
mom---that word verification is funny OMGGGG lol
Quilted Northern? Now there's a name I know! My business used to seel that brand! I happened to like it too, but I wasn't crazy about the price we had to pay, and we were paying wholesale for it! We use Cashmere (formerly known as Cottonelle) and I refuse to buy anything else now.
Otherwise, that was a very funny post, my friend! Very short too! The exact opposite of my most recent rant! (hint, hint!) LOL!
My word verification today is "zzhyaa".. sounds like a ninja suddenly woke up to find his archenemy standing at the foot of his futon! LMAO!
Seel? WTF? My fingers are double hitting the wrong characters of late! And my dsylexic, tired, old mind is missing them until AFTER I hit publish! GRRRR! "Sell" is the word I was TRYING to type there... sheesh..........
Awwww.... this time the word verification has no significant meaning.... pooh!
So how do you get it untangled from the hairs?
phoenix---well you know how my fingers are. hehehe I hit all sorts of weird keys.
Alekx---a very tiny comb. muwhahahahahaha
ok, theres way too many unpleasent images there. i need to go bleach my eyeballs out!
Damn charmin.
BTW, would you be willing to give us the Random Seven? I've tagged you!
http://rosettarants.blogspot.com/2007/06/tag.html
I hope you can play!
cookie----um ouch???
Translator---I'll go check it out.
Ha Ha HA....we have Charmin too and I have to agree it's bollocks. Love your little rants...it's nice to know I'm not the olnly insane one out here ;)
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