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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Unauthorized Breeding

There was some unauthorized breeding going on in my vortex bra tonight. Man...I have no idea how I got half a pound of crumbs in there.

We had sandwiches tonight, and I swear it's like I shook out the loaf bag in my bra. Then they migrated into my undies. How in the world do crumbs breed and migrate like that???

In other news, I've been searching for my cat. Because I think something with fur exploded in my kitchen over night. I swept before bed last night and woke up to tons of fur all over the floor. I know it's shedding season. But dam, that was alot of hair, wondering if someone exploded.

I think my dog lost all of his brain finally too. he's been coming in and laying on his bed/pillow, but just his butt on it. So that his head is down and all the blood runs to it.

Well the gerbil is seriously staring at me again, so I'm gonna be the one to give in this time, and I'm going to go to bed. That dam gerbil can count this one as a win.
On a side note, I must have a major case of the lazies when it comes to my pictures. I can count about 15 of them in different rooms that are hanging crooked. It's driving me nuts, but I'm to dam lazy to reach up and fix them. Maybe I'll wait till all of them I own are crooked then I'll tilt the house. hehehehe

Okay have a good Tuesday night and Wednesday everyone!!!

10 comments:

none said...

Sounds like the animals are getting into the medicine cabinet ;)

Canadian flake said...

lmao I am with hammer...maybe it is fica getting into the meds and is "trippin" ( as they used to say in the 60's)..lmaooooooooo. Ummmmm just wondering if she WAS tripping would we notice a difference??? hahahahahahaha

Burfica said...

hammer---yeah the little bastards are stealing all my happy pills


Flake---send me more of them cheap canadian meds woman!!!

Dorko said...

It's "miller time" here so I've had the rather entertaining side benefit of "Cat gone crazy" as she gives chase ALL over the house!
Good times...

Burfica said...

dorko---maybe I need "miller time" here too

cookie monster said...

i misread that first paragraph. i thought you said you had CRABS........

Burfica said...

cookie---OMG lmao only crabs around here is the kind you can eat.

Jules said...

LOL! i've never had crumbs migrate from my bra to my panties before.

robkroese said...

There are only 2 words for you: cray and zee.

Burfica said...

Jules---you've never been proud owner of a vortex bra I bet


Diesel---Wha and Ut???

hehehehehe