Two in one Day

OooOOO two posts in one day. Whatever will we do??? hehehehe I just had to tell you all about a conversation I had with my hubby a couple days ago. We were talking on the phone on his lunch break.

me--blah blah blah
G--Honey I gotta go back to work
me--I love you
G--I love you too
me--blah blah blah
G--Honey I really have to go back to work, I'm late
me--*sigh* okay fine
we hang up. 3 minutes later the phone rings.
me--Hello
G--GREAT NOW WE HAVE TO SPEND MORE G** DAM MONEY!!!
me--WHAT???
G--*still yelling* I went out and started the truck, and it goes reeeaaarr reeeaarrr then turns over, then BOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!
me--what the f**k???
G--I threw open the hood, and the mother effin battery exploded
me--OMGGGGG
G--yeah the top exploded right off the son of a bitch, now I gotta go get another battery after work.
He takes the suburban to work, then calls me after he goes and gets the other battery.
me--Hi honey
G--boy I'm lucky I have a truck left
me--why did you leave the keys in it? (I know, I'm real bright, not like anyone could have driven away with it since the battery was toast)
G--yeah I left them in it, and I forgot and left it turned on.
me--OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
G--yeah it was pouring smoke out from under it when I got home
me--YOU DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!! YOUR A FIREFIGHTER FOR GOD SAKE, YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS DISCONNECT THE BATTERY!!!!!!!!!
G--*sigh* I know, I'm a dork.
me--I love you anyway DORK ASS!!!
G--I love you too
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee