Do Giants Bounce?

The answer to that would be NoOoOOOoo they don't bounce. They fall really hard.

Let me explain. Gigantor drives his 4 wheeler to work every day. It does save us a ton on gas. Seeing as his is about 3 miles away. To get there without having to fight all the traffic, he cuts across the desert. He has a pretty nice path cut out for himself. Goes behind a bunch of businesses in what we call "the industrial park" And pulls up to the back of his work.

He said he learned an important lesson today. That the trail you use, may not always stay the same. I guess he was just tearing it up through the desert on the way home. That 4 wheeler is one of the big one's It's a 650. It can go 65mph really easy. I don't think he was going that fast. So far the safety gear he wears is boots, a jacket, gloves and his helmet.

I guess there is this hill he comes up over at a break neck speed. Then it has this nice curve at the base of it, well almost base. Which he banks on and throws sand all over the place and feels very manly doing it. hehehe (insert Tim Allen grunt here) On this particular day, the curve wasn't really there, it was more of a washed out drop off. So...as he came up over the hill and started to bank for the curve, it was a sheer wall/drop.

Gigantor said, that the 4 wheeler went up the wall, and flew off, careening till it crashed. Good thing was that at the same time Gigantor flew off the 4 wheeler, soaring through the air like superman, but in the opposite direction of the 4 wheeler. As he landed he sorta tucked into a curved position. When he did that, he landed on a Ginormous Yucca plant, and his arms and legs wrapped around it and ripped that sucker right out of the ground. I gianormous yucca plant has nothing on a Gigantor Giant!!

He came home to tell me about his lovely little crash. As he is standing in the hallway telling me about it, he is picking yucca splinters out of his giant's butt. Hell he even dropped his drawers and started picking plant out of his jeans and buttocks. hehehehe.

On a serious note he did get a bit bruised and some splinters. But we are so very lucky he was going through the desert cuz we have very very deep sand here, breaks your fall rather nice. And he is soooooooo lucky that the 4 wheeler didn't fall on him. I've heard of so many accidents of people getting maimed even killed from their 4 wheeler falling on them.

Have a Good Tuesday everyone....may it be yucca plant free.