Boy what a busy ass weekend. As you might remember I said that Gigantor would be gone on Saturday, so I had to take kiddo on field day. So..here is a little recap of yesterday and today.
Saturday
3 people up at 5 in the morning
1 husband left (loaded 4 wheeler cuz guys wanted to go play after the meeting)
1 Captain daddy showed up blurry eyed
1 kiddo, 1 mom, 1 Captain Daddy out to field day.
7:45 time we got to gun range
22 mother bunny humping degree's out
1 mom with no heavy winter coat
10 numb toes
45 minutes standing in line till they let you sign up for the field walk
2 in laws showed up
1 call from Gigantor at break in meeting
9:00 when demonstrations started
10:15 Kiddo's field walk started
243 the rifle kiddo carried on field walk
1 1/2 miles...length of field walk
1 hour for walk to be done
5 arrows shot to qualify on archery range
20 shots with the .22 on rifle range
38 degrees still at noon, and wind is blowing
1 Kiddo shooting 243 at bear target...missed Shooting 50 caliber black powder rifle at deer target...GOT THE GONG
1 mom forgot to wear hat, because it was so cold
1 sunburned face
3 giant blisters on face
1 phone call from Gigantor saying they left other town, after 6 that night
1 nap taken
2 tired people
1 Gigantor getting home with most of pants missing
1 angry mom finding out Gigantor did his superman impersonation again, ripping brand new camo pants.
Sunday
3 stores gone too
40 avon books delivered
10 phone calls made
4 packages made up to mail
1 freezer defrosted
1 Kiddo's hair cut (pictures tomorrow)
1 gazillion checks made out to pay bills
15 bags of groceries sitting on kitchen floor waiting for the freezer to be plugged back in
4 incense sticks burnt (warm day + stinky dogs = disgusting house)
1 squeaky clean kiddo
3 T-bones grilled
2 tired feet, and sore face
1 sleepy mom.
Hope you all had a good weekend!!!!
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13 comments:
ok it MUST be something in the air...and WHY do some men have such a wideeeeeee learning curve...okkkkkkk hint to all men reading this...when ya piss off your wife it MIGHT be smart to try to be good for 5 freakin minutes before ya go back at it and drive her over the edge...and don't worry fica dear because if worse comes to worse the desert is a GREAT place to hide a body ......hee hee hee
Sounds busy and fun. If I lost half my pants I would probably be sneaky and find a new pair ;)
Flake---yeah I think I need a shovel!!!!
Hammer---There is something about most the mail species isn't sneaky enough to get past mom's and wives. hehehehe
.....and a partridge in a pear tree
alekx--no but I forgot to mention the one red tailed hawk that sat atop the rock most the day, watching all the kids. Hoping to eat one probably.
Sounds exactly like my type of weekend!!
Minus the sunburn, frostbite, and 86 mile walk (anything over 2 miles is considered 86 miles when it comes to walking).
Ryan---I totally agree, the hubby and kid can go hiking, I will take the 4 wheeler. lol
This is one of the best phrases ever:
22 mother bunny humping degree's out
The temp. sux, mind you, but the laughter was sooo worth it! :-)
angel---that's like one of my key phrases.
Your a good writer about your "family events" and I think it would make a great comedy family tv show! Keep all the names original..Captain Daddy, Gigantor, Kiddo, etc..and keep the dialogue the same too! Just imagine!
Now the big question is what would be the title of your tv show? I'm sure with your originality you could come up with a great title Burfica!!...;)
Blessings,
Rhi
Rhi--I still think I would have to stick with the title of "don't eat the tomatoes" hehehehe
hold on and let me catch my breath...lol...
Locus---pant pant pant
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