And Nooooooo I'm not talking about me. Had you hoping huh?? hehehehe
Here's a questions. Do gerbils have a cycle. Like a once a month cycle like most other female animals do?? I would think so, and that could explain some urges, but if not, then hell, they are just wacked.
As some of you may remember we got 3 gerbils back in August (pet shop said they were three females) But when we got home and they started acting weird. I was convinced there was a little boy gerbil in their midst. One of my three was a little horny boy. So...I looked up a gerbils gestational cycle and it said 21 days. So I waited... and I waited...and I prayed...and no babies (thank god) But they still seemed to be getting it on. So...I thought to myself "maybe they were to young last month" So...again, I waited..and waited... still no babies. So in the past three months watching these little creatures I have come to a conclusion. I OWN THE THREE MOST PERVERTED RODENTS IN THE WORLD. I'm telling you people, I got the perviest gerbils.
About once a month, for 4 or 5 days out of the month, it's like a girl on girl orgie in their cage. You will look up and one is chasing another, jumping on it's back and dry humping the hell out of it. One will be asleep, and another will come up and dry hump it's side, back, face, anything!!! Then they commit gang rape. Two will attack one, hold it down and both hump from both sides. Till the little victim is so fed up it bites one in the little gerbil hoohaa. Then a gerbil brawl ensues, then they are back to dry humping each other.
I swear about 4 or 5 days a month, my gerbil cage is completely XXX rated. You would think that for sure I would have a male in there. But it's not just one doing the humping. All three of them are going around banging each other.
I feel so dirty after an evening of watching this. I need to go shower now. *shudder*
Wish us luck, another football game tonight. Kiddo says he's ready to kill the quarterback!!!!
Happy Thursday everyone.
We all have tomorrow off for veterans day. If any of you gotta work then I say to you . Neiner neiner neiner. hehehehehehe
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Overactive Sex Drive
Posted by Burfica at 12:03 PM
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Well..??...did you give them a cigarette afterwards..??.. that might be the problem...
Maybe you should set up a "X Rated Gerbils Webcam"...$5.00 a month to see all the gay gerbil sex one can stand !
OP~
(I might need to go pray now)
We need to see some of those x-rates pics ;) Good luck to kiddo with the game!
One gerbil just wasn't enough? Do they have an exercise wheel to burn off excess sexual energy? LMAO!
This is just more wrong than I can comment on
It's just to much I'm going to have nightmares now
Gee thanks
Hey! I've got a solution for them - plastic balls!
Wha??? Nonononononono... not implants, silly goose, you buy 3 and put one gerbil into each ball, thus separating them for the 4-5 days - you get to see them chasing each other around the house in-side of those little to-go-ball-thingies!
Kinda like a gerbil around-the-world-in-80 days race! hum. Maybe phrases like "around the world" should not be used in a commentary on triple X gerbil sex...
doh! .... uh, "Go TEAM!" =)
Why are you watching this? You just don't have enough entertainment do you?
I am back for now.
I think you have three males, not three females.
Um... and yet you keep watching it eh? AMybe this post is about you after all Bur!
Ps. any idea what happened to either Gama or Kittens sites?
i think they were watching Burf's Porn..
LOL! That actually made me laugh! :-)) I thought gerbils was straight, but imagine chihahuas!! Well good luck w/ da XXX cage. N da gangbang, that junk is funny!! ;-) PEACE
But dorko's idea is funny, video tape it!!
really burfica, you are sitting on a gold mine.
lmao...damn gerbils. too funny.
blog what a funny word, so exactly whats the point of a blog, to tell the world your daily life? what has this world come to hey everyone heres my blog i just took a fat dump and it smelled real bad woooo hooooo!!!
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