My ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my godddddddddddddd my ass hurts!!! It feels like a golf ball is stuck in my ass!!!!

Now let me explain before you hork your coffee all over your computer.

It's not what you think.

My husband took me and Captain Daddy to vote yesterday. When the dado unit goes, I end up sitting in the back. Which is very uncomfortable for me. Specially since my legs have been so sore and acting up lately.

I use a cane going in and out of the house, cuz the husband hasn't built steps or a hand rail yet (they are bricks stacked up) And I use it when I walk any kind of length, cuz I'm so unstable on my legs. If it's a short walk, I just use hubby's arm.

So...I struggled to get in the back, and to get out. Used the cane to go in and vote. I was the first one done out of us three, and I went back outside. Unlocked the suburban, put my cane in, sorta tossed it to the other side. Grabbed hold of the "oh shit" bars, and helped myself up, and struggled to get in the back seat.

When I sat down, I guess the cane didn't make it over far enough, and I sat on the it. On the top end of it, the curvy part, that was stuck up in the air. Right on my right butt cheek.

It hurt really bad, brought tears to my eyes. But it was okay.

Later that night when I was sitting in the couch, it felt like when your couch breaks down and a piece of wood is poking you. Well I was getting mad, cuz I've been yelling at the husband, son and his friends for flopping in that part of the couch, so I thought they broke my seat, ya know.

Well I sat forward so I could get up and the pain was sharp. I was like "What the hell???"

When I went to bed it really hurt. Had Gigantor look at my right butt cheek. From sitting on that dam cane, I have a big old bruise, and it feels like I have a golf ball in my butt cheek. Very uncomfortable to sit. grrrrrrr

So...when I felt like some of us got screwed up the ass with some of the voting decisions (couple propositions here that were just assnine passed) I didn't know I would really feel pain in my ass for a few days. hahahahahaha

Okay I hope you all have a better Wednesday. Hope your asses aren't to sore.