Gigantor the criminal????

Okay some days being a good samaritan just bites. hehehehe I have to tell you all what happened to Gigantor on last Friday.

He was going back to work at lunch time. He has learned how to beat the time clock by a few seconds or minutes so it doesn't count the last nine minutes he took. So...he wanted to get back so he only had a 50 minute lunch instead of 60 (guys and their quirks) As he is going around our circle (we live on a circle oval thingie) he goes around the second curve to see a child laying in the street bawling and spitting something red from his mouth. Gigantor being an e.m.t., dad, and just all around good guy, threw the truck in park and got out and ran to the kid. As he is checking the little guy out he hears a page go out on his radio. But...he ignored it. They have pages all day, and he has to work his day job unless it's a huge fire or wreck. So...he continued asking the kid what happened and looking him over. Cometo find out the little guy was riding on the back of his brother, standing on the bike pegs, and for some unknown reason decided to jump off. He landed on his hands and knees, and the red he was spitting out of his mouth was just those red, candy, fake teeth. So...gigantor see's he just has skinned hands and knees and he sends him home to get cleaned up and tell his parents about it. Gigantor jumps in his truck and starts back out to work. (he has to go down a highway for a ways to the industrial park) As he's driving he hears the ambulance crew say they were headed for 69 M***r*** which is where he just was. So he radio's dispatch and tells them what just happened. And that they could cancel. Dispatch never answered him, but they could have been busy or talking to someone else. And he heard the ambulance got cancelled so he wasn't to concerned. He looked at his watch and was excited that he could still make it back in time. Then he see's lights in his mirror. There is a cop pulling him over!!!! He pulls over thinking. hmmmm i wasn't speeding. The officer (Lt. V.) walks up without a ticket book or anything. (all the firefighters and officers know each other, small town and all) And he says Gigantor, we have a report that you just committed a hit and run. WHAT????? After the two of them talking, they figured out what happened. Apparently a lady looked out her window and seen a kid on the ground a man over him and a truck in the road. So she called 911 to tell them some man hit a kid. Then she see's man get in truck and leave. So...she calls 911 again and tells them he just committed a hit and run and gives them a description of the truck and license number. Now god forbid she step out on her porch and ask if everything was alright, or ask what happened. NooOoOO her dumb butt assumed things that she had no idea about. I know what the address is. I do want to go over there and confront her, but Gigantor told me I couldn't. I also wanted to push the police to go talk to her about filing a false report. But again Gigantor says no big deal. Like Lt. V. says she put 2 and 2 together and she got 12. Just thank God we live in a small town, and people will talk about things. If we were in a big city they would probably have arrested him till they straightened it all out. Stupid ass busy body women that want more drama then their pitiful soap opera filled lives give them. gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Maybe I should walk all three big dogs around and coax them to take a massive dump in her front yard. That would make me feel better at least. Maybe I can bribe some teenagers to t.p. her house or egg it or something. hehehehee

Gigantor says honey she was only trying to be a good samaritan also excuse the flip out of me. But if she was trying to be that good of a samaritan then she would have at least stuck her head out and seen what happened for real. I know I for one, if a child got hurt, would have been outside seeing if I could help.

Alas, Gigantor did not make it back to work on time. He actually got docked a half hour more. Sometimes doing the right thing can be so discouraging ya know. Good grief people. All in all it is pretty funny. I mean when he came home from work tonight, he flings open the door and announces. HONEY HAVE I GOT A BLOG STORY FOR YOU HEHEHEHE he's a pretty good guy. I'm a lucky lady.
Happy Monday everyone. Happy Presidents Day!!!