TOE--tally disgusting

Today was my great toe adventure. hehehehe Okay so I'm still loopy from my happy pill, and I feel ready to pass out. (which I'm gonna go do after I write this)

I woke up this morning with my tummy all in knots, cuz I was nervous about getting my toenail taken off. And Gigantor fed me a happy pill (valuim) And by the time we got to the clinic. I was tired. I then was walking into things....the door, the scale, Gigantor, the table. For the life of me, I could not walk a straight line. I was not near as nervous after my happy pill, and my tummy wasn't queasy anymore. So...doc gives me the nerve block shot. Like 10mils of the stuff. And he goes, "Can you feel this?" I say "yup" He says "Lets check" and he uses those monster nippers. SNIP I yell "OUCH I said I could feel that" So...doc gives me a bunch more numbing/nerve blocker stuff. He then starts snipping again. I start whining. "oooowwww I can still feel that" He says "bad" I said "pretty uncomfortable" He says "bad enough to kick me in the face?" I say "probably not, but you'll be the first to know" hehehehe He said to breath and let him hurry. So...took a little over a minute by that point. And I could feel everything in the quick. The nerve block did great everywhere except the quick. He then put this huge tube like bandage on my toe, says it has to stay on for 24 hours. My happy pill has had some weird effects the few hours after I took it. It's made me dizzy, little sick to my tummy, and just feeling like a drunk idiot. Gigantor is laughing at me, cuz my words are slurred, and I'm making so many typo's, it's probably taken all morning to write this.

So...anywhoo, he prescribed some other magic pills (lortab) So..while the happy pill is still in effect and my toe is starting to throb very very bad. I'm gonna go lay down. OOoOOoO on the major sweet side. Gigantor took the day off to be with me. To go get kiddo and do homework after school, and to keep an eye on me. I have so many allergies and weird reactions to medication that he doesn't want me to slip into a coma or anything. LOL

Happy Toe--sday everyone!!!

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