A Tale of Two Boogers.

hahahahaha Inappropriate cat cracks me up.

Okay first things first. My son got his yearbook, has been all excited to have people sign it. Well...I was looking through it last night, and I came to his picture. You know they list the names below them so First Last well this is what my son's said. Grim First Last. Yup, they put his very first name as Grim. WTF???? And where as I was sorta laughing. My son is the boy that gets bullied all the time. How is this gonna help him. grrrrrrr

I did make him feel a bit better. He got really upset about it, but I told him he should play up to it. I said from now on whenever you sign anyone's yearbook, you should sign your name then put a little scowly/grim face down. He thought that was pretty dam funny. Maybe it will work, maybe not, but I am feeling like calling that publisher and bitching them out.

Now on to a conversation with Gigantor and I.

I was in the bathroom, sitting on my throne, holding court. And Gigantor comes in to talk to me. I know it sounds gross, but we have some of the best conversations in the bathroom. He usually sits on the edge of the tub and we can face each other. Instead this time he was leaning against the counter/sink, so I was to his left and tub to his right.

This day we were talking about all sorts of stuff, stuff around the house needed done, his work, his family, the kid.

As we are talking he puts the edge of his pinky up his nose (he has this sore that is bugging him in his nose) Yes!! Yes, he picked his nose. We all do at times. Don't tell me you don't do it, cuz I know, EVERYONE does it. Just it's if you wipe the booger in a tissue or not. Cuz I won't stand a flicker or rubber, or god forbid *shudder* and eater. And if you are in the privacy of your own home then who the fuck cares if you go treasure hunting in your nose as long as you aren't leaving the things all over for someone else to find.

Okay wait!!! I got off track. Anyhow he was after that scab that was annoying, and we just continued talking. Like I say I don't care. So...he stops messing around up there and puts his hand down. I was thinking okay he was just feeling that sore spot. You know we all touch sore spots to see how sore it still is.

Then a bit more into the conversation he just sorta casually tosses something in the tub, and it clanks/thunks. I just keep talking. But as I'm talking here is what's going on in the way back of my mind.

What would he toss in the tub??
And why would it thunk?
Where did he get something to toss?
What did he have in his hand?
His hand was up at his nose a minute ago?
So that means he had....
OMGGGGGGGGGGG HE TOSSED A BOOGER IN THE TUB AND THE FUCKING THING THUNKED.

That last thought barged out of the back of my mind, into the front of my mind, and mid sentence I go. "Did you just throw a big, hard ass booger in the tub and it thunked???"

Now the absurdity of it hit me and I'm starting to laugh. He goes. "no, wasn't me"
I'm full blown laughing now, and I'm like "what is in your fricken nose?? rocks, ball bearings?? It thunked for christ sake!!!"

As I continue cackling and harassing him about it, he turns all red and slinks out of the bathroom. I was in hysterics. Not so much because it was funny. But I mean seriously ladies. You think of your man in a certain way, even if he is a disgusting Neanderthal, but I would never have thought mine would toss, just nonchalantly toss a booger in the tub. What the hell??

Over and over admist the laughter, I kept saying "I don't believe you did that" and "how the hell can a booger go thunk?"

He continued to slink around ashamed of himself. And I just couldn't stop laughing like a mad woman. He never could explain how it went thunk, but I did make him go find it and throw it away. I didn't want to shower and have that thing surprise me. hehehehehe

Okay maybe that was gross, but it was really funny.

Hope you all have a great Friday and weekend. Gigantor has to work on both Saturday and Sunday. Sucks ass big time.