Arizona, Beach front Property

I do not know what to post about today. I could tell you about how tired both me and Gigantor was last night. Or about how my child was eating non stop since after school. Or...about the 60mph yup 60mph winds we got in northern Arizona yesterday. It like re did the landscape. Everything got freshly sand blasted. The news said that some of Arizona got "hurricane force" winds. WTF??? We aren't next to the ocean, how can we get "hurricane force" winds?? Scary stuff people. See all the sheep off the rez blowing past you.

Anywhoo... On that note I was gonna leave you with some fun stuff about Arizona

Dumb laws in Arizona (still on the books)
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanors committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water
You may not have more than two dildo's in a house
In Glendale---cars may not be driven in reverse
In Globe---cards may not be played in the street with a Native American
In Hayden---if you bother the cotton tails or bullfrogs you will be fined
Maricopa County--No more than 6 girls may live in one house
Mohave County--A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up
Nogalas--An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders
Prescott--No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house
Tucson---Women may not wear pants


You know your in Arizona when
-You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water (they have water in them?_
-You can say 110 degrees without fainting (and you have survived 129 degree weather)
-You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off (ucky but true)
-You can make INSTANT sun tea (it's very convenient)
-You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron (got the seat belt marks on both hips forever now)
-The temp drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly (shiver)
-You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car (and even those are blistered)
-You discover you can get a sunburn through your car window (do this every year)
-You notice the best parking space is determined by shade and not distance (amen)
-Hot water now comes out of both taps (yeah it's gross)
-It's noon in July, kids are out of school, and not one person is out in the streets (cuz they are smart)
-You actually burn your hand opening the car door (do this every year too, had to even have it bandaged once it was so bad)
-YOu instantly break a sweat when you step outside your door at 7:30 a.m. before work (always sweating in the summer)
-No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning (that waffle pattern on the upholstery permanently melted into the back of your legs
-Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is "what if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" (yup was always my fear)
-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state (and it will suck you into it's depths)

That's just a little about where I live.

I'm sure that explains alot about me now. hehehehehe

Happy Hump day everyone!!!!