Have you ever?

Have you ever sneezed and bit your tongue??

Have you ever watched your husband fall asleep on the couch and throw little paper balls at his open mouth??

Have you ever shut the dogs head in the door real hard, then yelled at her for being in the way??

Have you ever done it to your kid??

Have you ever accidentally sat on the dog that is burrowed under the covers??

Have you ever eaten three pounds of fruit in one day??

Have you ever coughed real hard and food you ate two hours ago fly out your mouth??

Have you ever driven all the way up town with your tongue out and not realized it??

Have you ever been going to pick up your kid, and he's not in the usual spot cuz he walked out to meet you and make it easier, and you drive right by him???

Have you ever bought on sale 98% lean ground beef in a big 10lb tube???

(it's obscene looking)

Have you ever been sniffing pillows to see if they need washed, and realized that you sniffed the butt of the monkey butt pillow??

Have you ever told anyone all the embarrassing things you did in one day???

Nah....me either, and definatly not did it all today!!!!!

Have a good Tuesday everyone!!!!