Okay this is gonna be a bit of a rant. About the ever present ever disgusting "butt crack"
I understand that you men folk don't have any hips and every once in a while you show us butt crack. Like a half inch or so, sometimes up to two inches.
I understand that the plumber with his big gut and heavy tool belt, after about the 500th time of the day bending over, just doesn't care if he shows his crack or not.
But for the love of all that is holy. The man that was sitting behind the short mexican aunt at our dinner on Saturday. How the fuck did you not know THAT MUCH OF YOUR ASS WAS OUT?????
I mean wouldn't you feel the fucking draft?? For piss sake, does it take a fucking degree to pull up your dam pants???
This guy was probably in his later 50's to early 60's. He wasn't HUGE, but he wasn't skinny minny either. He had the little gut from a lifetime of one to many beers and apple pies. But not bad. he was wearing a polo shirt, and some nicer pants (not quite dress pants, but not jeans either) And his pants got lower and lower after each time he go up.
I kid you not I had no less than 5 to 6 inches of butt crack staring at me at any given time (I was sitting across from the short mexican aunt) His pants got so low I thought his gooseberries were gonna pop out over the back of the waist band. I mean how am I supposed to enjoy the dinner with that in my view?? gahhhhh How could he not know that much of himself was waving in the wind??
I wouldn't complain at all ass mind ya. I mean if it was like The Rock or Vin Diesel or even Johnny fucking Depp. I would have slurped my dinner off one of those asses and helped hold those gooseberries myself. But fuck no it was old!!! wrinkly!!!! pasty!!!! cottage cheese ass!!!! With the Chasm of Death staring at me all night.
I think I'm scared for life now. *shudder*
Okay on a side note. My sister and the house elf had gone to see some Kodo drumming some years ago. They got a dvd of it, and we have a copy also. I was looking them up on you tube cuz I just love these guys. I'll share some with you. Check it out they are way cool. And yeah one of they guys shows ass, but it's the type you would like to grope. hehehehe
The youtube link wouldn't work, so here is a linkie to it, just click there.
Have a good rest of the Wednesday everyone!!!!!
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Great Chasms of Death
Posted by Burfica at 1:25 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm not liking the visuals I was getting, but funny still.
KODO is effin awesome. I have a cd or two.
Ooooh la la...yummy bod on the soloist. Bang a gong baby. ;)
p.s. Adding you to my blog chickie! :)
I'm always hiking up my pants and pulling down my shirt to avoid such an occurance.
I can't stand crack oushers either ;)
I'm with you on this one - crack should be covered at all times! I'm amazed at the young girls at work who show crack all the time! Show a little dignity, people!
Love the drummers too. I went to see them in my town with my youngest daughter's school class. It was awesome not only hearing and seeing the drumming, but also FEELING it! Thanks for sharing the link! (Btw, I've noticed that when I click on a youtube video embedded in a post, the quality is really low, but the link you provided opened up nice and clear. I vote you do it this way all the time!)
roflmaooooooooo
Maybe he thought he was giving you a thrill or something?? LOL
ewwwwwwwwwwww!! quarter slots are yucky!
crystal---yeah i didn't like the visuals either.. Kodo rocks baby!!!
Hammer--Yeah I wish all men hell and women were as considerate.
Phoenix--but crack should be outlawed. Yeah that link did work better.
flake--he had a face that matched his chasm of death
janet--you said a mouthful.
"He had the little gut from a lifetime of one to many beers and apple pies."
LOL! Maybe you could send that to his wife for his obituary. Not that I want the ass crack to die anytime soon.
corky--I don't think mr. Chasm had a wife, but I could be wrong. lmao
Amen Sister Burfica!! Preach it girl!
My mouth dropped like a 98 year old Nun at a Kiss concert when I realized that a young man in Wal-mart the other day actually MEANT for his pants to be belted off (cinched whatever) at the middle of his thighs. His WHOLE ASS which was covered by boxers, thank goodness was out and about 8 inches of the tops of his legs. He waddled like a duck.
I had to suppress the urge to walk by him, rolling my eyes and saying "that's hot"!
K-- oh my god I could have said so many duck comment and penguin comments. I hate the pants worn like that. HATE IT
Sounds like you saw more crack than a dealer!
I think a little arse cleavege from a guy is acceptable, but more than 2 inches? noooooo!
Thank you hammer! Burf - check your email for a great solution to the cavern of death problem you had to face the other evening.
cookie--yeah it was bad
C--gonna go check it now. hehehehe
You should have taken a flower or a rolled up menu and stuck in Mr. Chasm’s cleavage. Maybe a rolled up dollar bill! Or a piece of paper with, “Wipe your ass, dickwad. Your dingle berries are showing.”
coffey--I'm thinking cattle prod.
...as far as sticking anything in his buttcrack...maybe just a good old American flag?
...and we better NEVER see Kiddo running around like that!! ;-)
libby--the flag is a good one, and no kiddo keeps his pants up, no plumber butt here.
There must be a law somewhere that prohibits butt-crackers from offending our senses. It's the females who display their grey ( used to be white) thong undies along with butt crack and a big tattoo decorating the whole thing that makes me want to slap the crap out of them.
babzy--you go girl!!!!
One time I was having breakfast with my son at Denny's and was treated to the same horrific site as you were. However, my teen has more guts then brains at times..he tapped saggy cheeks on the shoulder and said..."sir, are you aware your butt crack is disturbing my enjoyment of my pancakes?'
I wonder where my kid gets that kind of nerve?? Oh yeah....
The topic of the butt crack seems to be going around.
http://totallyabsurd.com/buttcleavagepants.htm
So are you saying you don't like butt crack?
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