Great Chasms of Death

Okay this is gonna be a bit of a rant. About the ever present ever disgusting "butt crack"

I understand that you men folk don't have any hips and every once in a while you show us butt crack. Like a half inch or so, sometimes up to two inches.

I understand that the plumber with his big gut and heavy tool belt, after about the 500th time of the day bending over, just doesn't care if he shows his crack or not.

But for the love of all that is holy. The man that was sitting behind the short mexican aunt at our dinner on Saturday. How the fuck did you not know THAT MUCH OF YOUR ASS WAS OUT?????

I mean wouldn't you feel the fucking draft?? For piss sake, does it take a fucking degree to pull up your dam pants???

This guy was probably in his later 50's to early 60's. He wasn't HUGE, but he wasn't skinny minny either. He had the little gut from a lifetime of one to many beers and apple pies. But not bad. he was wearing a polo shirt, and some nicer pants (not quite dress pants, but not jeans either) And his pants got lower and lower after each time he go up.

I kid you not I had no less than 5 to 6 inches of butt crack staring at me at any given time (I was sitting across from the short mexican aunt) His pants got so low I thought his gooseberries were gonna pop out over the back of the waist band. I mean how am I supposed to enjoy the dinner with that in my view?? gahhhhh How could he not know that much of himself was waving in the wind??

I wouldn't complain at all ass mind ya. I mean if it was like The Rock or Vin Diesel or even Johnny fucking Depp. I would have slurped my dinner off one of those asses and helped hold those gooseberries myself. But fuck no it was old!!! wrinkly!!!! pasty!!!! cottage cheese ass!!!! With the Chasm of Death staring at me all night.

I think I'm scared for life now. *shudder*

Okay on a side note. My sister and the house elf had gone to see some Kodo drumming some years ago. They got a dvd of it, and we have a copy also. I was looking them up on you tube cuz I just love these guys. I'll share some with you. Check it out they are way cool. And yeah one of they guys shows ass, but it's the type you would like to grope. hehehehe
The youtube link wouldn't work, so here is a linkie to it, just click there.

Have a good rest of the Wednesday everyone!!!!!