Not very Funny Today

I don't feel very funny today. Don't know why. I was gonna post yesterday, but I was so upset at these piss ant people that have to go post nasty comments on other peoples blogs. Grow up you Sheep Fuckers. Okay having said that. Lets get onto other subjects.
Anyone go read Alekx's blog today?? www.alekx.blogspot.com OMG I laughed so hard I was crying and almost peed my pants. She sure can cheer a sissy up. hehehehee

I do have to say how proud I am of my son real quick. He is doing the Jump For Heart. Put on by the American Heart Association. This thing is where they go out and get contributions to the cause. Then they jump rope for an hour (misses don't count) and send their money in. Now you have to understand. My son is a major klutz (coming from me and his father, he's doomed) He also is not very athletic. So...for him to volunteer to do something that is not only physical but takes a little bit of finesse, and grace, is a big thing. I just hope he doesn't break his leg. But this is what my little pumpkin said. He said mom I have to do this, it's important. And if I do this, maybe I can save someones Heart. I know, I know, makes you go awwwww and get a little misty eyed. So....the little tyke is very very excited about helping other people. I mean what more could a mother ask for??

Now something special about my hubby. It's the little things that count sometimes right?? Well, he works in this steel yard, as you all know. He works outside, no matter what the weather for a 10 to 13 hour day. He usually takes his lunch. Today, he shows up out of the blue, with lunch. Granted it was one of those convenience store monster hot dogs. But he remembered to slather them with onions. So he comes in with this hot dog and drink, sits and eats with me. Then tells me not to worry about dinner, he's gonna take care of it. Now of course my first instinct was to say. "okay what the hell did you do" But on occasion he's been known to be a big teddy bear. So, to you Giagantor---good job, and your ploy to get sex later has worked. hehehehehe

Now just for those of you who might want to know. There are a few things that I never ever ever want stuck in my face again (but always seems to get put there) And when I say stuck in my face, I mean, right up to your nose right in front of your eyes, and the person usually comes from behind you so you don't see them coming.
1. The bug that my son has whacked over and over with the flyswatter and wants you to check and see if it's still alive (I'm deathly afraid of bugs)
2. My husbands feet
3. My sons mouth, asking me to smell his breath, and him exhaling before you can react
4. A snotty kleenex opened and asking if that looks normal
5. for that matter--- A booger on the end of a two year olds finger asking you to "see, see"
6. White stuff, plucked off the side bars of the bird cage, and asked by your son "what's this"
7. for that matter---Anything your son shoves in your face and says "smell this, tell me what it is"

And if you are laying in bed or on the couch with your eyes shut, you do not want to open them too.
*the dogs face
*the dogs butt
*the cats butt
*your sons butt
*and for all that, especially not your husbands butt.

Yes, sneezes, butts, bodily functions. We all need professional help. Then again, at least we are entertaining and laugh a lot.