Salad

I am feeling much better about life today. We will just file that Monday (yesterday) in the "never to be called to the surface, bad days" file in my head. hehehehehee

I am actually on here with a serious warning for all of you who were going to eat a salad. I didn't realize how dangerous vegetables could be when put together as a salad. Not knowing what to have for lunch, I made myself a salad. Lettuce, cabbage, baby carrots, sugar snap peas, and cucumbers. Got out my favorite dressing, Creamy Poppyseed. Has anyone ever tried this dressing. It is soooo good. So I sit down with my bottle of dressing and my salad. As I take the cap off the dressing it flies into the trash. So, I pour the dressing onto my salad and go to fish out the cap. And I bend down to fish out the cap, somehow, I stuck my head in my bowl of salad. ugggghhhh So I get my head out of my salad, (nice dressing in my hair) I decide. "oh screw it" and proceed to eat my salad (figuring on washing my hair later) As I am eating, I stab at a baby carrot, just to have it JUMP out of my bowl and down my shirt. Well...now I need an entire shower. I fish the carrot out, and yes, I eat it. hehehehehe Then as I am putting my fork down, I smack the side of the bowl. Flip the salad out of the bowl all over the couch. I lean over the side of the couch to pick up the salad (this time putting it in the trash) and what do I do?? I stick my fricken head back in the salad bowl. I swear to God, I lost all brains on this lunch adventure.
So, among curse words, I throw away spilled salad, clean up couch, and make me another salad. On which I choke on the first bite of sugar snap pea. When I finally cough it back up to my throat a stupid ass pee shoots up my nose. Which I don't want to snort back and swallow, so I get a kleenex and blow my nose. I don't even want to think about that part. I just may have grossed myself out. (and that is hard to do) So, I finish eating after that and run out of the house to go pick up my kid from school. And when I was parked in the parking lot talking to a couple other moms. It was then that I realized. I FORGOT TO WASH MY FRICKEN HAIR!!!!! I'm talking to mom's with this creamy Poppyseed dressing all in my hair. OMG Now I regularly do dorky things, and make a fool of myself. Doesn't seem to phase me much anymore. But, let me tell ya, today I was quite embarrassed. I still am when I think about it. Okay I'm gonna go crawl in a hole with my hot cocoa tin. Till tomorrow.