Okay, well for a long time you all have heard me talk about my monkey butt pillow. And most of you have posed the questions "WHAT THE HELL IS A MONKEY BUTT PILLOW???"
As I told you, it was a pillow my son got me for my birthday last year. He was so proud and he used his own money, and he laughed and laughed.
People couldn't believe I had a pillow with a monkeys butt on it. But as you can see, it has not only his face, but his butt as well.
On occasion the monkey butt pillow takes on a life of it's own.
It will leap off the couch and attack the rat dog. Or it will seem to be sitting in my computer chair, ass up when I come out in the morning. It's also been known to bounch it's butt off of Gigantor's face on occasion.
I guess all in all, the kiddo did a great job of getting me a gift. I mean honestly how could anyone have this much fun or stuff to talk about without a monkey butt pillow??
Now you all need to go out and get a "Butt pillow" of your own. Go on!!! I double dog dare you!!!!!
Pussy's!!!!!!!
Have a good Sat and Sun all!!!
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We used to have "Monkey Sock Dolls" made out of men's work socks with the red heels (that was the monkey's mouth).
I must get me one of those Monkey Butt pillows to sleep with. It would be so much nicer than sleeping with a bed-hog snoring man - better looking too.
Now are you dareing me to go get a monky butt pillow or pussy? I have a choice? Any pussy? Or a monkey pussy? UH! Notice which word I zeroed in on? Guess which pillow I would buy? At leat with a pussy pillow I would have a place for my ear so that it wouldn't get mashed agains my head.
every time I see you talk about that pillow, I think of my goofy gnome...he gets the kids to say "what"...so he can say "chicken butt"...I don't get it, but the 3 of them laugh their asses off at it..lol
babzy--It sure has brought good laughs.
Coffey--a butt pillow man, that's what you need to get. I'm sure you have no problem getting the other.
Flake--I don't get the whole chicken butt thing too.
Hehehehe.
Now that kick a**!
aza----hahahahahaha
Thats a brilliant pillow, I want one.
chelsea--welcome, yup everyone should have a butt pillow.
Aww that is soo cute...I need to find one of those for Linz. SHe's a monkey nut.
can I offer to be someones butt pillow? lol Im soft and comfortable
Miranda--he got it a couple years ago, at walmart.
susan--yeah us fluffy chicks make good pillows.
So the mystery is finally revealed! Too funny Burf! Especially the part about it "bouncing off Gigantor's face"!!!
LOL! I always pictured it looking more like a bright red babboon's ass or something...
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