Weird ass toes, weather, colds, inlaws.

Okay I couldn't help it, that picture cracks me the hell up. I love the pictures like this.

The weather was so dam weird today. Woke up it was over 35, said it would be in it's 50's. Put on some lighter clothes, Kiddo only took a hoodie instead of big coat. The dogs were out playing in the sun shine. Then they started begging to come in. I open the door and it's cloud covered and snowing. WTF?? Then...about two hours later, sun is out and it goes up into it's 50's. Even cracked the windows when driving around up town. As I was taking Gigantor to his appointment, we left the house it was 48, 10 minutes later it was 31 and raining, and it hasn't stopped raining since.

Gigantor did need his toenail removed, at least half of it anyway. We are in the room, and he wants to show off, er...I mean be macho...no wait I mean he wants to sit up and watch, so they lift the head of the bed up. He's being all cocky...I mean confident and they start putting the numbing shots all around the base of his toe. Very slowly he starts pulling his arms from behind his head and sorta folds them in front of him. Then she starts cutting and pulling at the toenail. And he starts looking at a spot on the wall...and he has this grim/gonna be sick look on his face. You know the look when Buster farts, cuz those things will drop you dead from across the room, dam dog. Wait!!! where was I?? Oh yeah. So he's got the white clenched lips and arms held tight in front of him, and he ventures a look down, cuz she is now lifting the toenail off his foot. (and why the fuck did I watch all this?? it was sick as hell!!!!) And as she lifts it off, it gushes a bit of blood, and a strand of tissue is attached to it. That was almost his undoing.

I love my husband, he is an awesome E.M.T. He has helped with protruding bones and foreign objects out of people. But on me or himself, he's not to good. He can't handle me hurt, he has a hard time seeing to gross of stuff on him, and thank god we haven't had to find out how it will be with Kiddo yet. I may come across as fragile to some people, but boy that "mama bear" will come out in me, and I can handle pretty much anything.

Get this!! We see his mom outside of her house as we are headed to the clinic. So...he wants to stop and say hi and tell her where we are going. She then asks us to go get her a half gallon of milk afterwords. Ummmm NO and HELL NO, and KISS MY ASS YOU PSYCHO BITCH NO!!! I tell her no, and she goes, well it's not your toe you can go in and get it. I'm like I'm not going in, my knee and back is still hurt and I have a cold, and I want to get Gigantor home afterwords. She makes this big old stink. I tell her no, and we pull off. Now here is where I get angry as shit. Gigantor decides he can't let her down, and he goes to the store and gets her a fricken half gallon of milk and takes it back right before the appointment.

Okay, well she was outside already, she has two good cars, and feet, she doesn't work, and the store is less than 2 blocks from her house. FUCK NOOOOOO SHE CAN GO!!!! God that made me so dam mad.

Okay well I'm gonna go take some cold meds and maybe kick Gigantors toe in bed all night, just like he did to me when I had that done a couple years ago. ahahahahhahahahaha I know, I'm one cruel bitch!!!! Gotta love me, I'm da baby!!! hehehehe

Have a good Friday everyone!!!!!