Have you ever......

Woke up in a good mood, but everything everyone did made you yell? Then your day got worse, and you are just so dam cranky you are even pissing yourself off??
That would be me today.

Let me just say first that blogger is pissing me the hell off. I can't post on anybodies blog, and I can't even get some of them open. So...to my new blogger friend Russell, sure go ahead and link me. I've been trying all morning to get over to your blog, but dam blogger is constipated again.

So...anyhow I woke up in a pretty good mood, even though I was way tired, so as I was getting dressed, I sorta dozed off for a few minutes sitting up. hehehehe So..I holler at the kiddo and ask him if he can get himself something to eat. Usually he gets cereal. But, NOoOoOOOOOOooooOo his auntie Alekx got him addicted to toasted bagels with peanut butter. He wants them morning noon and night. He knows how to use the toaster and make his own toast, so I told him to make his bagel. As he's toasting, I was getting dressed. Now folks, most people to toast a bagel and spread peanut butter, takes what, maybe a minute?? For an 8 year old, say 5 minutes. My lovely boy took 25, yes I said 25 fricken minutes to put peanut butter on his toasted bagel. So...now I'm scrambling to get my shoes on so we aren't late, and I start the yelling. "Hurry Up!!!! What Took So Dam Long??" He's singing a little tune, sitting down in front of cartoons and slowly munching. He would take a bite, chew, swallow, then just sit and watch t.v. unless you told him to take another bite. Even turning the t.v. off made no change, he still stared at it between bites. So...this is what I was sounding like. "eat son" "Hurry Up" "COME ON SON EAT" "HURRY UP I SAID" "EAT DAMMIT STOP STARING AT THAT DAM T.V. IT'S OFF!!!!!!!!" Finally he finished eating, and I just then realized he didn't have his shoes on. (we usually leave the house at about 7:35 to get up to the school in enough time for 3 to 5 minutes before the first bell) It's now 7:35, and I yell "GET YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS ON AND HURRY UP ABOUT IT" He puts one sock on, then takes a break. I'm yelling at him more. He loosens the laces of his shoe, then gets up and goes to his bedroom. Me---"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GET YOUR SHOES ON" He was just looking around. uuugggghhhhh after breaks between putting each sock on, loosening each shoes laces and putting shoes on, then break before tying them. It took 10 fricken minutes to get his shoes on. By this time my hair is standing straight up and I'm starting to pull it out by the roots. I yell at him that he is gonna have to get a tardy slip now, and he goes "stop yelling at me, when you yell I go slower" OMG!!! So instead of the popping his little head off and mounting it on the wall, I start yelling at the dogs. I guess the dogs had the same "not listen to mom" disease the boy woke up with. (I put them outside when we are gone, because one has separation anxiety and chews everything you own into tiny bits, one knocks over every trash can and rummages through it, and the other pees on the floor) apparently none of them wanted to get up and go outside. This has only been the routine for the past 10 mother bunny humping years!!! So we proceed to yell at them and chase them around the house to get them outside. We get in the suburban and head for school at 7:51 gggggrrrrrrrr After speeding and running a couple yellow/red lights that I should have stopped at. (you know the one's that turn yellow when your half a block away but you accelerate anyway) hehehehe I get him there right after the first bell, and he has about a minute left to run in and get sat down before the tardy bell. whew!! I come home and decide to toast me a bagel. And of course my bagel breaks in half, so I'm having to unplug the toaster, I try dumping it upside down, but the bagel half won't come out. I try springing it up with the leaver, but no. So...yes I am digging in my dam toaster with the knife. Thank god I unplugged it. So I get my peanut butter on, and drop the dam thing face down on the floor. double grrrrrrrrrr Clean that up and think I will sit down and read and respond to blogs, and gosh dangit blogger won't fricken let me!!!!!! maybe I should go back to bed and try to start the day over again. hehehehehe

On a silly note. Last night after Gigantors shower, I thought I saw a fuzzy on the front of his upper arm, and I grabbed and yanked to toss it down. hehehhee Ooops it was a little tuft of armpit hair. I think I made my poor giant pee his pants. hehehehe

Okay I'll leave you all with that visual, I need to go pee. Happy Tuesday everyone.

Sunday thoughts

hmmmmm my thoughts on this Sunday. I feel really at peace. I haven't posted much this past week. To much stuff going on that I'm not going to get into at the moment. It's been a hugely emotional week to say the least. I didn't know that one person could cry that much, and there will be much more tears to come as things progress. But we aren't focusing on all that. We are trying to be happy and positive and full of joy.

Yesterday the kiddo had a complete and utter melt down. I had to be honest with him and tell him about his grandma and what to expect and what is coming. And he just shut down. He will shut down emotionally when he doesn't like something. So...yesterday it must have built all up. He was the child from the underworld yesterday. He kept picking fights with his daddy and with his best friend. He was saying some of the most awful things to his friend. I pulled him to one side twice asking him what was really going on with him and he kept yelling at me nothing, and would go be even more mean. I finally pulled him into my room, and said "WHAT IS WRONG" he goes "nothing"
me--something has to be wrong other than you just being a little cranky
him--no I'm fine it's just everyone else is being mean
me--no..your the one acting mean
him--(growls) no I am not
me--would you like treated this way by your friend
him---no
me--would you want to go spend time at your friends house if he treated you this way
him---(hanging head) no
me--why in the world do you want to hurt his feelings that bad over and over again??
him--I would want to die
me--right, so you would feel bad
him--no I really want to die RIGHT NOW
me--OMG why would you say that
him--*turning red fighting back tears*
me--so tell me what is really wrong!! is it about me and grandma??
him--*whisper* yes
me--OMG son I can't help you if you don't talk to me *I start crying*
him--*screaming and crying* DON'T CRY!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT WHEN YOU CRY!!!!
People, my precious little baby would not come talk to me about what was hurting him because it would hurt him more to make me cry. He has seen my crying most of the week, and he in no way wanted me hurting or crying more. I grabbed that kid like lightning and held him and held him and he kept saying over and over. don't cry mommy don't cry!! It broke my heart to shreds. My beautiful 8 year old man was bottling everything up and hurting others in his life just so he would not hurt me. God I felt to guilty. We talked and cried for a long time about how it's okay if mommy cries, cuz mommy feels much better after she cries. And that no matter if I cry or not, he should always come to me and talk about whatever is on his heart. After our cry and hugging, I told him he should go explain what is going on to his friend, and his friend loved him enough that he would understand. He didn't want me or daddy watching, so we were peaking out of the bedroom door. He walks out and calls his friend over and says. "I am soo so sorry about being such a creep today. My grandma is in the hospital, maybe dying, and I couldn't handle it" His friend (whom he has known since they were ummm a few hours old) Puts his hand on my kiddos shoulder and says. "It's okay, I know you must be sad, and I understand, and will always be your friend" then said friend hugs the kiddo real big. Okay, yes, that made me cry again. My child was an angel after that, so at peace and calm. He even got a phone call from his Auntie Alekx and his grandma so he felt much better.. I say it was perfect timing.

As of today, we went up and threw out about 5 bags of trash out of mom's house and brought home three boxes of stuff and 6 bags of stuff to put away and go through (some of it food) Then we got home and my lovely hubby is outside teaching the kiddo the very fine art of picking up dog poop. My lovely smart husband has decided that he can talk the kiddo into cleaning up dog poop every day for the cheap payoff of a quarter a day. The kiddo is acctually going for it. Let me challenge anyone to find someone to pick up dog poop for 3 giant dogs for a quarter a day. hehehehee I think we are getting the good end of this deal.

I do have to go now. Apparently the kiddo walked into a metal piece that was over hanging from the neighbors yard. Time to go clean his bloody head. ickkkkk

Hope you all had a good weekend. Much hugs to you all!!!

Dorko

Okay I'm not doing a real post today, because I'm to upset, sad, pissed, depressed, and angry. I'll write more when my thoughts are pulled together. (yes it's all about mom)

Anyhow a real life long time friend got hooked up on the internet, and I turned her onto the blogs, and she started one of her own. You all should go check her out. She is a massive riot in real life, I can only imagine what she will be like on here. She's brand new on the internet so we will have to have patients and advice as she learns. But I encourage you all to go check her out and leave her a nice comment. Go see Dorko here

Nothing

I have nothing of any kind of interest today. Let me just start with mom is in the hospital in Texas. Alekx and the house elf were up all night. They got a couple hours sleep this morning, and are headed back to the hospital. We are now realizing she took a huge turn for the worse when she went to Texas. So...we are starting the paperwork trying to get her back in an assisted care nursing home in Phoenix. Her insurance won't cover Texas. So...wish us all luck there.

In other news. I'm eating "heaven in a bowl" cut up strawberries, fresh black berries and blueberries, a touch of sugar all mixed up in their own juices. mmmmmmm I love it plain, on yogurt, over ice cream. It's just dam good anywhere. And berries are so very good for you. Great little cancer fighters.

My son this morning, wakes up and is sitting on my bed getting dressed. He looks at the cat and goes. (in the sweetest, tiniest, little boy voice) oooOo I left you a stinky and he walks out of the room. Well this made me giggle. As I drop him off at school. He gets out of the suburban, and goes oh mommy?? I say yeah. He says "I left you a stinky" and he walks off. The little turkey butt. I don't know where the new phrase came from, because he used to proudly boast for all to hear I FARTED!!! Now it's this little innocent cute voice telling you he left you a stinky. LOL

This past weekend, we watched Catwoman, and Troy. I thought they were both very good. Sometimes I just like a fun movie. That was catwoman. But Troy was way good too. I want to see Taxi and Saw. See if they are any good.

Okay I had aimless rambling today. Sorry about that. I'm off to do some paperwork, and make some phone calls. Happy Tuesday everyone.

Gigantor the criminal????

Okay some days being a good samaritan just bites. hehehehe I have to tell you all what happened to Gigantor on last Friday.

He was going back to work at lunch time. He has learned how to beat the time clock by a few seconds or minutes so it doesn't count the last nine minutes he took. So...he wanted to get back so he only had a 50 minute lunch instead of 60 (guys and their quirks) As he is going around our circle (we live on a circle oval thingie) he goes around the second curve to see a child laying in the street bawling and spitting something red from his mouth. Gigantor being an e.m.t., dad, and just all around good guy, threw the truck in park and got out and ran to the kid. As he is checking the little guy out he hears a page go out on his radio. But...he ignored it. They have pages all day, and he has to work his day job unless it's a huge fire or wreck. So...he continued asking the kid what happened and looking him over. Cometo find out the little guy was riding on the back of his brother, standing on the bike pegs, and for some unknown reason decided to jump off. He landed on his hands and knees, and the red he was spitting out of his mouth was just those red, candy, fake teeth. So...gigantor see's he just has skinned hands and knees and he sends him home to get cleaned up and tell his parents about it. Gigantor jumps in his truck and starts back out to work. (he has to go down a highway for a ways to the industrial park) As he's driving he hears the ambulance crew say they were headed for 69 M***r*** which is where he just was. So he radio's dispatch and tells them what just happened. And that they could cancel. Dispatch never answered him, but they could have been busy or talking to someone else. And he heard the ambulance got cancelled so he wasn't to concerned. He looked at his watch and was excited that he could still make it back in time. Then he see's lights in his mirror. There is a cop pulling him over!!!! He pulls over thinking. hmmmm i wasn't speeding. The officer (Lt. V.) walks up without a ticket book or anything. (all the firefighters and officers know each other, small town and all) And he says Gigantor, we have a report that you just committed a hit and run. WHAT????? After the two of them talking, they figured out what happened. Apparently a lady looked out her window and seen a kid on the ground a man over him and a truck in the road. So she called 911 to tell them some man hit a kid. Then she see's man get in truck and leave. So...she calls 911 again and tells them he just committed a hit and run and gives them a description of the truck and license number. Now god forbid she step out on her porch and ask if everything was alright, or ask what happened. NooOoOO her dumb butt assumed things that she had no idea about. I know what the address is. I do want to go over there and confront her, but Gigantor told me I couldn't. I also wanted to push the police to go talk to her about filing a false report. But again Gigantor says no big deal. Like Lt. V. says she put 2 and 2 together and she got 12. Just thank God we live in a small town, and people will talk about things. If we were in a big city they would probably have arrested him till they straightened it all out. Stupid ass busy body women that want more drama then their pitiful soap opera filled lives give them. gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Maybe I should walk all three big dogs around and coax them to take a massive dump in her front yard. That would make me feel better at least. Maybe I can bribe some teenagers to t.p. her house or egg it or something. hehehehee

Gigantor says honey she was only trying to be a good samaritan also excuse the flip out of me. But if she was trying to be that good of a samaritan then she would have at least stuck her head out and seen what happened for real. I know I for one, if a child got hurt, would have been outside seeing if I could help.

Alas, Gigantor did not make it back to work on time. He actually got docked a half hour more. Sometimes doing the right thing can be so discouraging ya know. Good grief people. All in all it is pretty funny. I mean when he came home from work tonight, he flings open the door and announces. HONEY HAVE I GOT A BLOG STORY FOR YOU HEHEHEHE he's a pretty good guy. I'm a lucky lady.
Happy Monday everyone. Happy Presidents Day!!!

I sure Wish....

.....that this stomach bug would go away. Every time I think I feel better, I eat or drink something, and OMG the pain. But, hell, maybe it will make me lose weight. LOL

I saw another sign of those exercises starting to help my knees and back. baby steps baby steps. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I swear...as God is my witness....IF ONE MORE PIECE OF FOOD GETS SUCKED DOWN INTO MY VORTEX BRA!!! I'm gonna.....gonna....TAKE IT OFF AND FLAP AND SAG IN THE WIND FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS!!!!!! I can't eat anything, and I mean anything without it going down into my vortex bra. *sigh* I mean and it's not just food. For god sake!!!! You all know I sell Avon. Well....my favorite eyeshadow is their cream eyeshadows. They come in a tube that looks like a lipstick tube. All shades, you twist them up and paint them on. hehehehee So...I'm putting on makeup, and my beautiful "pistachio" green was towards the end of it's days. The last of it broke off and fell. I look all over the counter, and the ground and can't find it. I EVEN stuck my hand in my bra and didn't find it. So I figured it rolled off somewhere. I went about my day. That night when I got undressed.....my BRESTIES WERE GREEN!!!! For shit sake, I looked for it in my bra. But NOOoOoOOooO it has to hide when I'm trying to fish stuff out of there.

Okay for all you guys. There are some things that SHOULD NOT be done in front of your women. hehehehehee My lovely Gigantor is in Taekwondo. Just like the kiddo. Well the kiddo went to his class yesterday, and Gigantor went to his last night. Gigantor came home and told me how sore the inside and back of his thighs were. He went and got undressed into just his t-shirt and fruit of the looms. He again started complaining. I said, "what was that from, kicks??" He goes, "this one" and does this very high, front, snap kick, that is very quick. Then I started cracking up, and he goes..."what's your problem" and I'm just pointing to his tighty whities, and chocking out. "that was the most hilarious and gross thing I've ever seen." *i figured out that when you do those kind of kicks in your undies, things that move in ways that are bizarre and unnatural, should not be seen by women* heheheheee I told him that all the men should fight in their fruit of the looms so that their opponents would die laughing. I think the only thing that could have been funnier and grosser is if he did that kick in front of me, with no drawers on. I know I know...gross, and bad mental image. hehehehe

Okay I'm gonna go see what kind of trouble I can cause today. Maybe try to duct tape and padlock my bra shut. I'm sure I would still find goodies in it though.

The kiddo has the next 4 days off. Tomorrow is something called a "teacher in service day" and then the weekend, and then what is it?? presidents day?? or pick or nose day??? or scratch your butt day??? Something. This school takes lots of weird day's off.

Happy Thursday everyone SURVIVOR,CSI, WITHOUT A TRACE AND E.R. tonight folks. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Comments and Stomach

First of all, stupid ass blogger is not letting me comment on anybodies blogs. Please know I am reading you all, and have plenty of snarky, off color comments I would send, but alas it's not letting me. I think it's conspiring against my snarkieness. hehehee

OMG my stomach, I have never had pain this bad in a long time. I was soooooo sick. Gigantor got sick on Friday and Saturday. I guess he gave it to me. Monday night, (yes that would be valentines people, the night of romance and wild monkey sex) after I ate dinner, I fell asleep on the couch. I never do that. And I woke up, and go. OMG I have to go to the bathroom. I was having the worst pains in my stomach. I ended up sitting on the toilet cradling the trash can between my hands on my lap, for over an hour. I went to bed and was in a fitful sleep all night. I even almost asked Gigantor to take me to the hospital, the pain was so bad. I made him go in to work late so he could take the kiddo to school. I couldn't have gotten out of bed to save my life. I kept the trash in front of the toilet, and a wet rag on the counter right there, cuz I had been so sick. I finally got up at 11. Got myself out of bed and dressed about 1. I even made it to go get the kids yesterday after school. Then I choked down some soup, and a peanut butter jelly sandwich. Well last night I was feeling alot better, just the pain in my tummy was still there, not as bad though. So, I'm in the bathroom on my throne, and Gigantor comes in to talk to me. Seems my boys always want to talk to me when I'm on the can. I decide to take the polish off my nails. I put the stuff on my cotton round and sit there scrubbing at my nails. After 3 or 4 minutes I realized that nothing is coming off. I'm whining to the hubby that this nail polish is kicking my butt, cuz it won't come off. *scrub scrub, grunt, scrub* Gigantor reaches down and off the floor picks up a bottle and says. "why don't you try the nail polish remover" I HAD BEEN SCRUBBING MY NAILS WITH A COTTON ROUND SOAKED WITH MY FACE TONER!!!! And fuck, it's not like the bottles even look similar. And they sure as hell don't smell the same. I was like "omg" and we started cracking up. So....I drop the soaked cotton thingie down to my left (where I usually keep the trash can), forgetting the trash is in front of me. So... here is the conversation from the rest of the time in there.
Gigantor---*laughing* your such a dork
me---*laughing* hush you (blowing nose, dropping dirty tissue down to my left)
him--*giggling* that was funny as hell, they don't even look alike
me--*gigglingback* hush I said, your not helping (soaking new cotton with nail polish remover) *scrub scrub scrub*
him---I wish I had a camera
me--*dropping cotton down to my left* Oh thank you so much I love you too.
him---ummmm honey??
me--*dropping a whipie I cleaned stuff up with down to my left* what
I hear a splat
me---Oh fuck there's no trash can there!!!!
him---*rolling in rumbling laughter* you've been throwing everything away for the past 10 minutes.
me--*laughing and embarrassed* why didn't you say something earlier??
him---*snorkle, snerkle, snark*
me--STOP TEASING ME, IT'S CUZ I'M SICK
him--*HAR HAR HAR HAR* yeah MENTALLY
then he walks off. I can't believe he said I was mentally ill. hehehehe I know I'm a dork, but sheesh. I was sick, not in my right mind, or in my left for that matter. lmaooooo

okay cheesy inside joke inserted here for Alekx (ask her if you wanna know what it means)

*claps* SHORT BUS SHORT BUS SHORT BUS

Sunday, a day of rest???

NOT!!! Not for us anyway. Never seems to work that way.

Poor Alekx and the house elf. It seems as if mom has had a little bit of a relapse. She isn't doing as good as she was when she got out of the nursing home. I hope that with some rest it will improve quite a bit. I really hope Alekx can get some rest too. I think all this crap with mom is probably going to put an amazing strain on her and my relationship. I hope our love and bond are strong enough to endure, and make it through. I read an AMAZING book called "the four agreements" It's helped with my outlook on alot of things. I gave it to Alekx. It's not a big book, so I hope she takes even 5 minutes a day to read on it. My uncle recommended it to both of us. And I pray that we can keep the strong bond we have.

Any how, I have followed Gigantor around harping on him to get the things I asked him to do done. So...he's managed to get about half of them done for his self preservation. We have also done up three packages to be mailed tomorrow, helped the kiddo make out all his valentines for tomorrow, gone to the store, delivered some avon, went and got mom's med refills, and went to her house to pick up some things. We also decided to do our valentines dinner tonight since everyone will be tired tomorrow. Gigantor is cooking a turkey breast and some stuffing. I made a fruit dish and a pie. I think we will try to relax and watch extreme makeover home edition and Desperate Housewives.

OOoOoh to a comment KB made. I'm not in Taekwondo. Gigantor and the kiddo are in it. Just the Master has come over and helped come up with some exercises to help with my knees. He's a pretty good guy. We like him alot. And Gigantor and him work at the same steel yard during the day. hehehehe

OooOO my husband is gonna get a beating. LOL He will answer the phone (we are in different rooms) and the person on the other line will ask if it's a bad time to talk to me. And he will go, oh not really we were just getting ready to have sex. Then he will hand me the phone (and I don't know that he has said this to them) and the people are always apologetic to a point of being annoying. I never, for the past so many months, have figured out why people keep apologizing like this. Until today. I got it out of someone. I ask Gigantor about it, and he laughs and goes, yeah I do that all the time. OMG ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

We had to run down to walmart and get the kiddo new tennis shoes last night. His literally self destructed almost on the spot. I knew the shoe strings were getting bad, and there was a couple small slits in the side. Well in like two days, all the things that hold the shoestrings broke and the sides completely split out. So....Gigantor and the kiddo went down and got him some. (plus he was outgrowing his others) Gigantor found a 25 dollar pair for 12 bucks. yayyyyyyyy and the kiddo seemed to jump in size from a 3 to a 5. Holy cow.

Okay I'm gonna go enjoy the evening with the hubby.

ah poo!!

I know that halloween was a few months ago. But you have to see what my friends father sent out. I was so shocked that it was from him. hehehehehe Then I was grossed out, then I could not stop laughing. I'm sure Kittens boys will love this one. click here

hehehehehe hahahahahah hohohohohohoh

Back among the living

I think I'm back among the living. I went back and read my last post, and boy how negative and cranky I was. I was sorta in a daze. After I wrote that, I was reading other blogs. And literally almost fell out of my chair a few times, because I kept dozing off. I finally went and laid back down. I slept till 2:30 then had to go get the kiddo. We ran some errands last night, and sorta vegged out. We went to bed and read a book for a while. Then I got to sleep in because Gigantor and the kiddo went to Taekwondo today. I feel so very much better for sleeping in.

Gigantor says he has stomach yuck today, so he hasn't done anything I asked him to get done this weekend. I told him that it meant he had to do it all tomorrow. He says yeah yeah I know. Which means I will be on his case again next weekend to get it all done again. Story of my life. That dam man can put things off for months and months. Then when you yell at him, he yells back saying he never knew you wanted it done. Is it just him??? Or is it something in the "male" gene that makes them do that??

Alekx and Mom made it to their home last night. When I called in the evening, mom was already sleeping. I talked to her this morning, and she's losing her voice and is just soooo tired, and a little confused. I don't think she has hallucinations, or dementia permenatly. I think it's because she is so very tired, and her life has been dumped on it's head.

The Taekwondo teacher came over on Thursday night again to give me a 2nd exercise to work on strengthening my knees. So now I have two of them I have to do each night. It's baby steps in improvement, but the point is I do feel better and see some improvement with doing them. On one of the exercises I have to bend my knees (as I'm laying on my back) then lift my feet to Gigantor's chest before doing the exercises. Since my knee's are so bad, and both are out. The first week or so, Gigantor had to help lift my feet up to his chest. I couldn't even do it from my knee's. Now I can lift them both myself. I know that doesn't sound like much, but my knees have been so bad I can barely get out of a chair bymeslf and barely walk. So to lift them on my own, and start getting easier to walk, is huge for me. I'm excited to keep going, and get better and better. The taekwondo master says that in a week or two, we will stop doing those exercises and he's gonna give me three more. Whoooohooooo They hurt, but I love that I'm trying, and seeing at least some results.

Well....I guess I better go and figure out what to do for dinner. I have no fricken idea. Gigantor want's to make a nice valentines dinner tomorrow, (since it's on Monday) and he has no idea what to make either. Neither do I. I think we have chicken we can bbq, another ham (ate one all last week) a turkey breast, and some baby back ribs. I dunno what I wanna do, or what I want to have with it. Any ideas???

Okay everyone. I hope you have a very lovely weekend.

Weathermen, are just glorified psychics

At least that's what I think. They honestly have no idea what in the hell they are talking about. Apparently there is a storm moving through Arizona. It was supposed to hit central Arizona hard. For days we have been told that it would be a slight chance of scattered rain showers up here. Even at 7:30 this morning it said, after it had been raining really really hard all night. It also said, snow level was nothing below 9000 feet, and then today nothing below 7000. We are at 4500 feet, and it's been snowing since 7. Stupid idiots. I'm even driving the kiddo to school. The guy who does the morning show on the radio was saying. OoOOo look it's snowing, and the temp is currently 31 degrees. Then on the next commercial break they play be prerecorded weather forecast. Which says---In Page today, slight chance of scattered showers and temps in the 50's. I wanted to just scream. Look out the fricken window dumb ass and revise the message!!!!!

As you can probably tell, I'm a little cranky today. hehehehee Lack of sleep will do that to you. On Wed night I was so tired that I couldn't sleep. It was horrible. Well last night all of us were dead. I mean the kiddo passed out. Gigantor passed out. Then I laid down and was gone (usually it takes me a half hour or more to fall asleep) Well about 20 minutes after I went comatose. The kiddo walks in, he had a night mare. So...get him back in bed, and I fall back asleep (took about 10 minutes) Almost to the minute, an hour later, the kiddo was up again, saying "isn't it time for school?" (it was 12:30) Convince him no, and put him back to bed. Takes me almost a half hour to go back to sleep. I'm in this deep sleep, and Gigantor "jumps" up and starts flinging things, saying. OMG I'm late for work. By this time I'm yelling. GO BACK TO SLEEP DAMMIT, IT'S 1:40 IN THE MORNING!!!!! He was convinced it was 11:40 and he was massively late. So..convince him to go back to bed. Now my blood pressure is up and I'm angry. Takes me till after 2 to go back to sleep. Gigantor jumping up one more time and waking me up....20 minutes to go back to sleep. Kiddo wondering back in the room asking where the spaceship landed at about 4 this morning. Gigantor finally getting up to go to work. And I fall asleep really good at 6:10 this morning, to have my alarm wake me up at 6:30. I know those two were doing it cuz they were so very very over tired too. And it's something they can't help with the whole sleepwalking and sleeptalking thing. But I swear to god, I hurt so bad this morning from lack of sleep. I feel like an elephant shit on me, then trampled me. Or trampled me then shit on me. Whichever. And not just one elephant but the entire fricken herd, and the entire time, I'm TRYING TO SLEEP
FOR CHRIST SAKE JUST LET ME FUCKING SLEEP!!!!!!!!

Well, Alekx and Mom had to stop in a little hole in the wall town called Santa Rosa last night. They didn't call me before they left this morning. I tried calling them, but Alekx's cell phone isn't getting a signal right now. They will probably try to call my cell later, which I can't find. (I think it's in the shirt pocket of Gigantor, on the front seat of his truck, out at work) So.....I will try each time I get off the computer. They were about 3 hours from Amarillo. Then Amarillo is about 6 hours from her home. But....with how much they have to stop with mom. It just might take them 16 hours or so. I guess mom was rather altered last night, and having hallucinations. I'm pretty sure it was because she is way way over tired herself. Alekx was almost freaking. Saying if she is gonna do that we have to put her in a home. Get a grip....it is probably temporary. For god sake, it's gonna take her a year or two to fully recover from all this shit. It's not gonna happen over night or even in a couple months. I know Alekx is upset because she doesn't want to put even the smallest part of her and the house elf's life on hold "because of mom" But fricken deal with it. It's her turn. I put alot of our stuff on hold for the past flippin 12 years. She's our mom. She made huge sacrifices for us through the years. The least we can do, is try to help her get better and get back out on her own. That means at least a year or two of help. Then if she absolutely can't. Then maybe it's time to look into other things. Okay well, I've bitched and been cranky enough for one day. I'm sure Alekx will be super mad, that I was bitchy about her on my blog. So...what else is new?? LOL I'm always doing something to make her or mom super mad. Story of my life. I really need to try and get a nap. Lets see it's 10 now, I can sleep till 2 then go get the kids. LOL God I wish. I can never seem to nap, I always wake up feeling like ass (or at least what lives in your ass) hehehehee I'll get to sleep in tomorrow, the boys have taekwondo in the morning. hehehehe

Happy Friday everyone!!!! Have a good weekend!!!!

baaaahhhhhh buuuuhhhhh baaaahhh

Hummmeeeennnaaaa hummmmeeeennnaaa hummmmeeeennnaaaa!!!
What an experience, I would not like to repeat. heheheee The past 5 days it feels like we got sucked into a whirlwind, spun and shook real good, and finally spit out on our butts. I think we are all numb from all the packing, taping, writing, wrapping, and loading. It will probably take a good 4000 hours of sleep to even get back to normal. (ha as if we are normal)

Alekx and mom are off to Texas this morning. Gigantor got up at 4:30 so he could go up there and help them do the final stuff and get on the road. I opted to let the kiddo sleep. It was way to early for him to be up, and be productive in school. So...him and I said all our goodbyes last night.

I will say, that I might have been too efficient in my packing. But we only had a couple days to work on it. So, me, Gigantor and our friend D were just packing and stuffing everywhere. When I say to efficient. Like Alekx called needing to borrow some towels for showering, cuz guess what?? I packed them all--they work great around electronics, and pictures. heheheee Mom had to wear the same outfit for 3 days, cuz I packed all her clothes. She wanted a different pair of shoes, (she only had a thin pair of flip flops when she was in the hospital. NOPE packed em all. She wanted some powder---packed, some new body wash---packed. Some paperwork off her table. HA HA PACKED!!!

I mean my mad packing let me explain what this one box contained, and it was a mild box. First you take a giant sponge bob pillow, put it in box. Then insert small t.v. Pack around t.v. with towels, and probably a few stay pairs of undies found their way in there. Add blanket wrapped vcr, a few more towels and rags, and stray articles of clothing. Top with GIANT STUFFED MONKEY (kiddo got her for christmas) Tape it up and only write t.v. and vcr on top of box. heheheheee

Okay I'm running out of shit to say. So I'm gonna leave you with the top ten most polite ways to tell someone their zipper is down.

10. The cucumber has left the salad
9. Quasimodo needs to go back to the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson.......Paging Mr. Johnson
6. Elvis is leaving the building
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs NO introduction
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be from Mars......but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
and the number one way to say your zippers is down
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Badumdum. hehehehe
Happy Thursday everyone.

P.S. Go over to Alekx's blog at Nitrogen Narcosis, she's on my sidebar. I'm starting to take bets about the championship fight she is talking about on her blogs. Let me know who you favor. hehehehee

More t-shirts

Well Alekx and mom got in about 7:30 last night. It was good to see them. We had some dinner, then they left, and eveyone fell into bed. Alekx called me this morning to ask me to bring up some towels to mom's. Seems in my mad packing rush, I packed every last one. hehehehee I was using them for supporting t.v.'s, pictures, knick nacks. Oh well. They are taking mom to a couple different doctors this morning, then going to call me after that so we can meet up. I let the kiddo stay home from school today. He has been way way over tired, and was having an awful allergy attack. Plus this is the last he gets to see of grandma for a few months.

Well since I have nothing really. I'm going to leave you with some more t-shirt sayings I found.
-People like you are the reason people like me need medication
-My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole
-your lips keep moving ...but all I hear is "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH..."
-Warning--I have gas and I know how to use it
-I scare my own family
-The only mark I've made in life is in my underwear
-Let's Play Carpenter! First we get hammered, then I nail you.
-Not Perfect, but so close it scares me.
- Keep watching. Maybe I'll do a trick
-5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.
-SAVE THE TREES wipe your ass with an owl
-My imaginary friend, thinks you have serious mental problems!!
-Why be difficult? A little more effort and you'd REALLY be a complete Jerk
-Keep America Beautiful, Put a bag over your head.


And why not some bumper stickers that we have owned over the years.
_So many Men so Little Time
- My keys are on the front seat next to the Rottwieler
- Unless your a hemorrhoid, get off my ass
-very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes
-warning, nose goblins under seat
-highly medicated for your safety
-people like you are why people like me are medicated
-Word of the day is Legs....Spread the word

And the one number one bumpersticker that Gigantor has seen and wants to get is
NUKE EM TILL THEY GLOW, AND SHOOT EM IN THE DARK

Okay that's all the words of wisdom I've got for today. Off to take towels uptown and to start some packing thingies. hehehehe

Brain dead Monday

Okay I have a brain dead Monday going here. We packed our asses off on Saturday. We had me and Gigantor and our friend D. D and I packed all of mom's wind chimes. (her and I both collect wind chimes and hang them inside) I used a 20 foot by 3 foot roll of bubble wrap packing them dam things. Some where so delicate that each little piece had to be done in bubble wrap, then the whole thing. Then we went over again on Sunday and packed the last of the clothes, bedding and towels in suitcases. We also did the last load of laundry, and straightened up some stuff. Packed a couple more boxes. Then we came home and watched the superbowl. I like to watch the commercials, but what a bust this year. Most of them were boring. My favorite one was when the soldiers were walking in the airport terminal, and everyone started clapping and standing up for them. Made me almost cry. That is how we should treat them all the time.

Anywhoo. I don't have much today, so I was gonna leave ya with a couple funny things I found. I was looking in a magazine called "things you never knew existed" It had a t-shirt section, so I'm gonna leave you with some of the t-shirt stuff.
-three squirrels in a tree and one drops an acorn saying is "it's all fun and games till someone loses a nut"
-three stick figures roasting hot dogs around a fire, one is missing his dog "it's all fun and games till someone loses a wiener"
-Therapy is Expensive, Beer is Cheap, what to do?? What to do??
-The last thing I want to do is hurt you....but it's still on the list.
-I AM NOT INFANTILE you stinky butt poopy head
-I'm retired, but I work part time as a pain in the ass!!
-no job, no money, no car, BUT I'M IN A BAND!!!
-I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time
-When I snap you'll be the first to go
- back of a harley shirt "if you can read this the bitch fell off"
-back of another harley shirt "I'm the BITCH that fell off"
-ROCK IS DEAD long live paper and scissors
-Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast??
-This is not a beer gut, it's a protective covering for my rock hard abs!!
-I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass
-Join the ARMY visit exotic places, meet interesting people, then kill them
-I'm so old I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee all at the same time
-Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
-To err is human, to blame it someone else shows management potential
-On the journey of life I chose the psycho path
-My anger management class PISSES ME OFF
-No one is ever old enough to know better
-I live in my own little world, but it's ok....they know me here
-I'm right 98% of the time. Who gives a crap about the other 3%


Okay I'll leave you all with those. I have more, but they can wait till another time. hehehehee

It will be nice to see Alekx and mom tonight, they should be getting in tonight. So, I'm cooking up a ham, and some mashed taters, and red eye gravy and some bbq asparagus. (mmmmm) Okay happy Monday everyone.

Okay on a side note. I know someone else brought this up. But why does bloggers spellcheck not recognize the word blog. And why in the hell does it not recognize "fart" It says I spell that wrong every time, and it has no substitute. IDIOTS!! LOL

Potties and Phone calls

If you don't like toilet talk, you might want to pass this posting by. hehehehee

Okay I must have drunk a ton of water lately. I can't seem to get far from the toilet....and thank god nobody is calling me while I am on. I have really upped my water intake though. So...I go potty earlier. As I'm walking out of the bathroom, the phone rings, it's mom. I sit on the foot of the bed and talk to her. Then I have to go potty again. WTF?? I mean and it's not just tinkle tinkle. It's like a flood gate opened. So...I come out here to get on the computer, and I open this window to start a post. And...I have to pee so bad I'm in pain. So...back to the potty. This is how my entire morning has gone. I've been on that throne more than in my chair, or anywhere else. I'm dreading leaving the house for the hour and a half to pick up the kiddo and do my errands. I might have to pee real bad. Maybe I should take a tin can along. hehehehee

So...Alekx calls me this morning. She had been on the road since 3:45 Texas time, so about 4 to 5 hours before she called me. She had to tell me what kind of torture it was for her to go pee along the way. I guess, as she told me, Texas doesn't believe in enclosed rest area restrooms. They have the four walls, then those four beams and a big open space before the roof sets on the tops of the beams. And...she told me that Texas believes in stainless steel toilets in their rest area's. Arizona has either porcelain or the fiberglass. So...poor old Alekx (hehehe I said old alekx) has been having to sit on those seats, (that aren't in an enclosed building) in 28 degree weather. hehehehe I'm starting to take bets on which of us think she got a "ring" pattern freeze dried to her ass. hehehe She said they were so cold they were almost painful (I don't know why that brings a grin to my face) I can just imagine her shivering herself right off the seats. hehehehehe Plunk on the floor bare butted. Okay my mind is going in a lot of different bathroom humor directions.

OOoO she just called me again at lunch time. She is now hitting the hilly part around El Paso. She says those are the only mountains in the entire state of Texas (guuuggggg) So....her phone kept cutting in and out. And she dropped me twice. We had to keep calling each other back. So....last call I hear this. We are talking away, then.
B--Alekx you there
A--hold on losing connection
B--you still there??
A--IT'S....OWN...TO..ONE...BA..R.
B--YOUR CUTTING OUT!!!
B--ALEKX YOU STILL THERE??
A--BURFICA....UPID....PHO
B--YOU THERE!!! I SORTA GOT YOU!!!!
A--GA....I...MITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then click. hehehehheee I could not stop laughing at her cutting up cussing. It was the funniest thing.
She did want me to tell you all about how she was waxing her eyebrow, and the knife with the wax slipped and now she has a bald spot in the middle of her eyebrow. Hehehehee I'm picturing this eyebrow cut right in half. I guess I will get to see it on Monday. I'm gonna let her tell the whole horrid story. lmao

I'm off to pee yet again.
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

as Alekx would say HA...Y.....RID...AY....EV...Y...NE!!!!

My day as a Nutcase er...I mean in a Nutshell

What a day. What a day I say it again. *sigh* not a sad sigh, but one of "Thank God it's time for bed and the day is over" sigh
7:55 up to pee 5 minutes before alarm goes, off--feel jipped out of 5 more minutes sleep.
8:00 receive phone call (which son brought to me while on toilet) from electric company trying to track down my mom cuz they are going to turn off her electricity.
8-8:10 Explain that I had talked to electric company last week when I got back, and they said no problem, about payment, and would not shut off electricity.
8:11 receive call from mother, saying if she has to stay for 2-6 weeks more she needs some things (of course all the shit she needed sent I had already packed up for the move)
8:25 hang up with mom and receive call from the mother of the two children I watch after school. (she usually brings them down here for me to drop off on late start Wednesdays) she woke up late and was taking children to school herself.
8:35 legs have fallen asleep, because I have had so many phone calls, that I'm still on the toilet.
8:35 1/2 tear off toilet paper to wipe so I can get up
8:36 Phone rings. Electric company again, asking more questions.
8:41 finally get off of toilet
8:43 complain that there is a hole in my sock (was finally trying to get dressed)
8:50 another call from electric company finally everything has been straightened out.
8:56 call from Alekx saying it was nice we wouldn't have to worry about getting mom this weekend
9:10 should have left for school at 9 but was running late from all the phone calls. aaaaaaahhhhhhh
9:40 pull back up to house after dropping kiddo off
9:41 get call from someone asking about mom talked for about 20 minutes
10:01 got on computer to start reading blogs
10:40 receive call from Alekx saying that mom still might get out on Monday
10:41 talk to house elf on computer saying same thing
10:45 call mom ask her what the hell is going on, she said that she does have a staph infection, but if the wounds are infected then she has to stay on an iv, but if they are closed she can go with oral antibiotics
10:50 call back Alekx freaking, she says have to call me back, because customers are in there, continue reading blogs, and checking e-mail.
11:55 Alekx calls says she is definatly getting out on Monday ahhhhhhhhhh
11:55 1/2 realize they don't have the credit card needed for renting the u-haul
11:56 have small aneurysm
12:00 Gigantor calls asking if I need anything of him from lunch. Me--"get your ass home and help me" hehehehe
12:02 call mom saying "well I guess I don't have to send you that stuff, and which credit card should I over night to you" Mom---"what, nobody told me I could go yet"
12:05 call Alekx ask "what the hell"??
12:06 Gigantor gets home
12:10 Alekx calls, says she called nursing home back and yes mom is getting out on Monday
12:11 do up an envelope to over night
12;12 trip down the stairs on the way out
12:20 sit in post office line for 15 minutes to over night one stupid envelope that ends up costing 14 mother humping bucks!~!!!!
12:45 pull into McDonalds and get some lunch
1:20 get back home, crack up at Alekx's blog, then realized---wait, that's MY life!!!!
1:30-2 eat my oh so healthy lunch
2:20 leave for the school to get one of the 20 parking places they have so I can wait for the kids, and not be in the mess of 100 plus parents driving around last minute looking for a parking place
2:21 pick up my book to read---fall asleep
3:05 kiddo scares me awake with a big BOO and slaps window, I jump, lose place in book, and get angry all at the same time
3:10 still can't find the two kids I pick up
3:11 find the little girl
3:15 see the boy running past me, holler his name, he tells me he's going to a friends. ummmm I don't fricken think so buddy get your butt in the car. Now boy is mad at me
3:20 pull over to side of the road, threaten to spank boys ass if he keeps wrapping the shoestring thingie he has around his neck and tightening it.
3:25 scream at boy and kiddo for smacking the tar out of girl
3:30 pull into driveway, fuming at kids already
3:35 turn into satan because they are hitting each other instead of starting homework
3:40 all children nicely doing homework, trying to put the small fires my evil eyes started, out
4:10 everyone is done with homework
4:15 mom calls, talks to me for about 10 minutes, then wants to talk to kiddo.
4:20 praying kids dad will miraculously get off early and come get them.
4:30 give up on praying and kick kids out of house to play outside
4:45 kids come in being terrors, set them up with play dough to make Gigantor a birthday present
4:46 realize FUCK Gigantor's birthday is TOMORROW and I forgot. That is so not me people. I never forget. I felt like dog vomit, I felt so bad.
4:50 take huge avon order from my little old lady
5:15 kick kids back outside, try to clean up play dough mess
5:25 call D, Gigantor's best friend, ask him to come over tomorrow for dinner and cake
5:30 search cupboards for cake mix
5:35 franticly search checkbook for money for nice dinner Gigantor would love
5:45 get on computer to post the avon order I received
5:58 keep yelling at kids to turn knob on door harder that it's indeed not locked. Finally scream something hysterical and unintelligible. Kids father opens door and walks in.
5:59 dying of embarrassment
6:05 wave goodbye to kids and dad.
6:06 get call from Gigantor he just now got off work and went to feed mom's animals
6:30 heat up leftovers, get pissy about the state of the union address being on instead of LOST, watch a recorded program.
7:30 Gigantor asks if we really have to finish packing this weekend or was I kidding.
7:40 Gigantor asleep on couch, me ready for bed myself.
Now it's 9:45 and I'm going to go shower and go to bed. Tomorrow's another day people.

I've been Tagged!!!!

No not the graffiti tagging. But Gama tagged me on the music tag thing. So here we go.

Random Top 10 cd's

1. Cross of Change--Enigma
2. Weathered---Creed
3. Chrome---Trace Adkins
4. Back in Black---AC/DC
5. Big One's---Aerosmith
6. Fallen---Evenescence
7. Devil Without a Cause---Kid Rock
8. Unleashed---Toby Keith
9. Horse of a Different Color---Big and Rich
10. A** Hole---Gene Simmons


What is the total amount of music files on your computer???
I think there is music files somewhere, but if there is, I don't know how to find them, so I have no clue. hehehehe

The last cd you bought is??
A**Hole by Gene Simmons

What is the last song you listened to before this message???
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy!!!!


Write down 5 songs you listen to alot, or mean alot to you

1. There coming to take me away (to the funny farm)
2. Some Beach---Blake Shelton
3. Holy Water---Big and Rich
4. Lets put the X in Sex!!!---KISS
5. In the name of God--Enigma

And I have no idea who to pass this to. I Would say Alekx for one. (bet she doesn't do it) heheheheee And if anyone else is interested, go for it. hehehehe

Thanks Gama, that was fun.

uuuuugggghhhhhhh

I have nothing of interest to talk about today. I mean nothing. I mean I could tell you all about some stuff, but then you would need a small electrical shock to get you out of the boredom coma I put you in.
Things I could talk about but won't because they even bore me.
How tired I am
Packing
On the phone most of the day
The paperwork I've been doing
My mom getting out of the nursing home on Monday
The Giant Goldfish in it's bowl
My smelly dogs
My hurting knees
My exercises
The kiddo's attitude
My dirty dishes
The ice outside
All the water I've been drinking
My dry skin
The Giant crumbs I found in my sheets last night
Choking on a Grape
How many trips I took to the bathroom yesterday
My burnt popcorn
and last but not least
The popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth.

Seeeeeeeeeeee.....nothing of any great interest. Pretty dam boring around here. Although one entire baby back rib bone got sucked into the vortex bra last night. That's probably the most excitement I had all day. hehehehe

Okay if I wake up more, maybe I will come back and tell you all how graceful Gigantor is. My lovely hill giant is so graceful that when he was a teenager, he stepped on his OWN thumb at a dead run. Try to figure out how he did that one people. heheheheheee

Busy Weekend

Holy shitburgers batman. hehehehehe What a fricken busy weekend. Saturday Gigantor went into work till 10 then came home and I molested him when he got out of the shower. hehehehe We then packed up and drove around getting boxes. Went over to mom's and got a couple friends and started packing our little hearts out. Me and a friend were packing up mom's room. I swear to god, I haven't seen that much clothes in an entire mall. How she got them all in her bedroom I will have no idea.
I told the friend in the living room to start wrapping the nick nacks off of two shelves that mom wanted to take. Well....he did an extra good job. We came out of her bedroom, and every single nick nack including the little plant critters, and the refrigerator magnets were wrapped in paper and packed. LOL So...yesterday we got almost all of her bedroom packed up, all her movies, ALL the nick nacks, and did some of the laundry. We still have to do her bathroom stuff, a couple other small things, the rest of her sheets and towels, and her computer and chair. OOoOo we did climb into her refrigerator. Of course we got Gigantor all geared up in full fire fighter gear, and I found a sword and shield. We started hacking and fighting off all the live creatures leaping at us from her refrigerator. We got them slayed and in the trash just to find that the crew of evil beings were guarding their pyramid of stone MILK. She had a gallon of milk that was like a brick. LOL

Today, Gigantor got up and went to the store. He came home with an early birthday present for himself. hehehee So...we all ate lunch and watched Alien vs. Predator. Just as good the second time around.

Auntie Alekx called up and was talking to us, then started talking to the kiddo. They have this little game where she says. I love you more. He says, impossible, I love you eternity. She says I love you more than that. He says, I love you eternity which is older than the world, and I love you galaxy which is older than that, and universe which is the oldest. Well, then Auntie Alekx says something. And my precious 8 year old, yells Well I love you more and most so just DEAL!!!!! It was so funny.

Sunday's are our traditional really nice dinner nights. If we have soup, or sandwiches, or cold cereal any other time during the week. Sundays are the day we make a really nice meal. So....Gigantor has his signature, melt in your mouth, baby back ribs, in the oven. I'm getting ready to go snap some green beans. They are the only veggie left in our fridge that isn't trying to eat us instead. (yes we cleaned out our fridge finally) I didn't know lettuce was supposed to be fuzzy. hehehehee And some of our salad, and cucumbers we had in there were liquified.

Hope I can come up with something,other than my boring day to day drivle as of late, tomorrow.

My Phone

.....needs to be surgically removed from my ear. I have been on the phone non stop since I got home. Taking care of my paperwork, and all the paperwork for mom. ugggghhhhh

Okay before I really get going. I need to take time to thank you all by embracing my fear/hate of clowns by sending me clown pages or sending clown links on your blogs. YOU ALL ARE SICK AND NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!! hehehehehee
Let me give you the three main reasons I dislike clowns. movie---Poltergeist--that little fucker grabbing the kid and pulling him under the bed *shudder* Movie---Killer Clowns From Outer Space---where this was supposed to be a funny movie, it had the most evil looking clowns, not unlike the page Kitten posted on her blog. And last but not least Movie and Book---Stephen King's IT--I don't really think I need to explain why on this one. Since anyone who has seen it probably hates clowns now. God I gave myself the creepies. hehehehehe

Anybody want and old smelly Bassett hound???? He is pretty high maintenance, but I'm ready to give him away. He is my biggest "turd burglar" so he will go root in the cat box, and when I chase him away, he goes to the carpet by the front door and throws up. Now I have cat sand and turds to clean up, and dog puke. I swear I'm gonna whip those giant long ears around his muzzle and tie them off, so he can't open his mouth anymore. uuuuggggghhhhhh

There is a mystery at our house. And personally I want it to remain a mystery to me. Two times it has happened and both times I told Gigantor to deal with it, cuz I just didn't want to know. The kiddo wanders out of my bedroom the other day (he was watching cartoons on our t.v. we were watching something "boring" on the t.v. in the living room. He is naked form the waist down. I'm like you just got dressed where are your underwear. He states very loudly "I TOOK THEM OFF CUZ I HAD A JUICY FART" I looked at my husband in horror going "what the fuck is a juicy fart"? Gigantor shrugs and looks away. So...I made him deal with it. He comes out ready to tell me something, and I just say "I don't want to know" Well last night the kid screams from the other room "I HAD ANOTHER JUICY FART" I mean I'm wanting to know why he keeps having this problem, but in the same instant I don't even want to know what a juicy fart is. It sounds gross, and will probably make me gag. I mean through the years I had the misfortune of finding out what "ew that one had chunks in it" meant. I just think I want to stay ignorant to the whole "juicy fart" definition. hehehehee

What are you all doing this weekend??? We are going over to mom's and packing our little hearts out. I need to get as much of her crap err...stuff packed as quickly as possible over the next two or three weekends so it's all ready to go.

Crap there goes the cell phone again. Later blogger buddies. hehehehee

ALEKX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALEKX YOU ARE A DEAD WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST FOUND OUT YOU ARE TELLING PEOPLE TO SEND ME PICTURES OF CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!! THANK GOD I HAVE SOME BLOGGER FRIENDS THAT WILL WARN ME!!!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD MY SISTER, SO VERY VERY DEAD. (or at least I will have the kiddo fart you out of house and home this summer.)

MAY YOU BE CURSED WITH A PIMPLEY BUTT FOR A MONTH!!!! MAY YOU ENDURE MASS NAKEDNESS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!!! MAY THE HOUSE ELF EAT POUNDS OF PICKLED EGGS, SOUR KROUT, BEER, WITH JALAPENO CHASERS AND GAS YOU OUT OF THE BEDROOM!!!!!! MAY HE ALSO FEED ALL THAT TO THE DOGS!!!!!

okay there I'm done yelling at my sissy.

Monday Monday

brrrrrrrrrrrr it's fricken cold. For almost 2 weeks, I have been in 79 to 82 degree Phoenix, and come home to a high of 35. hehehehehe

I got the kiddo back to school this morning. Boy did he not want to go. Then I spent over two hours on the phone with different people. I am sorta irritated that my mother (who has been single and living alone for 28 years) never put me or my sisters name on anything. Except I am on her checking account, so I can pay her bills at least. But I'm not on her savings account, ins, titles, nothing else. So...I have to go collect paperwork to send to her, have her sign and send back, and go back to the places to start getting my name on it. uggggghhhhhh Oh well, such is life.

Thank you everyone for your kind greetings back. I stayed up late last night and caught up on everyone's blogs. But blogger would NOT let me comment on most of them. Then the one's it let me comment on, my comments still have not showed up. craponastick!!!!

I have to tell you all this. Alekx did most of the driving down in Phoenix (in my suburban) well one evening, we were all tired, and we started throwing insults around. Real silly one's like Gigantor would call me clueless, and I would call the kiddo stinky pants, and he would call daddy doo doo head, and we would call Auntie Alekx a fart brain. Well...we all had the giggles and we are throwing these all around, and auntie Alekx is starting to get into it too. Then out of no where my darling son screams. WELL AUNT ALEKX YOU ARE "RUGGID" We all got real quiet, and it thought he came up with the best insult. We are like "ruggid, what does that mean" He says---it means you have a beard and mustache. Gigantor and I bust up laughing, and poor Auntie Alekx didn't know if she should laugh or be offended. It was funny.

Oh and one more thing, that cracked us up. On the way home, I put the kiddo in comfy clothes. He has this old pair of kick around sweats. You know the kind---tear at the ankle, big holes in the knee's, and little holes everywhere else. Well....we are driving and cracked the window's (cuz it was 80 degree's out) and he says real sarcastic. "Can somebody roll up the windows please I'm cold" We are like --how can you be cold it's fricken 80 degree's out. He goes. "HELLO I have holes in my knees DUH!!!!" OMG it was so funny. Although now that I read these after typing them they don't look that funny. Maybe it was so funny because we were so over tired. hehehehehe

Okay everyone, I'm gonna go beat the two bassett hounds (they won't keep their heads out of the litter box)

Happy Monday all

Home Sweet Home

HEY ALL BLOGGER FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR GOOD VIBES, PRAYERS, WISHES, THOUGHTS, AND BLESSINGS!!!!!!

Gigantor the kiddo and I came home today. We are sooooo tired. It's now 11 and we are just now eating dinner. Tomorrow we have to go up to mom's house and gather some stuff to over night to her, and to get her bills for me to pay them, and start packing her stuff up.

Mom got her breathing tube taken out last week. When she came too, she was begging for everyone to let her die. And she didn't recognize Alekx some of the time the first day. She didn't recognize or remember much of anything. But we knew the sedative had to metabolize through her body more. She couldn't really move her hands to much, and she can't walk. Alekx got up in her face the next time she said "it hurts to much to live" and when Alekx took breaths I was yelling or saying "YEAH" LOL She then started saying that she wanted to live, and she was going to fight and get better. Every time she gets down we pull our "trump card" out (the kiddo, her only grandchild) Then she gets better.

Yesterday she was transported to an assited care nursing home. She is much happier, and they let the kiddo come in and see her. It did them both alot of good. And Alekx says she is even doing sooooo much better today. She is going to have physical therapy, occupational therapy, and repritory therapy. She is bound and determined to get better. Alekx is going home on monday. Then coming back out when mom's rehab is done and going to get her and her pets and move her back out to Texas. Jim and I have to do alot of paperwork, and take care of the animals till then, and we also have to start packing all her stuff. But I can't think about that tonight cuz I'm way to tired.

Again I want to say thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou to all of you. I really don't know if mom would have made it if it weren't for all the prayers, and good wishes, and thoughts....I know Alekx and I wouldn't have. hehehee

I'm going to go get some good sleep in my very own comfy bed. (boy I've missed that) When we told the kiddo it was bedtime, he yells YAYYYYY and hurried to his room. I think 9 days was to many to be in a sleeping bag on a floor for him. LOL

Good night my most wonderful and special blogger family. May you all be truly blessed!!!!

In Phoenix

Well we made it to Phoenix at about midnight o' thirty last night, then we ate some dinner. LOL The trip took us about 6 to 6 1/2 hours.

I went in with Alekx to see mom this morning, and it was a little hard to take. I had been preparing myself though. We talked to one doctor that was saying she just might have an infection in her lungs, because they didn't find any blood clots. She has a breathing tube in her nose, (which has been bleeding from it) and a feeding tube down her throat. She is on soooo many medications right now. She didn't seem to know I was there, but they say they can hear you. So, I talked to her. Told her I loved her, and the kiddo loved her very much, and she had to get better.

We went back in the afternoon (we were in the waiting room, because they only allow you a half hour visit) I talked to another doctor, one that was in the e.r. when she was brought in. He got very real with me, and I had to ask some very harsh questions. Maybe it's the mom in me, but even though Alekx is older, I sorta took that conversation and question session over. But, like Alekx said, I have been her main care giver for 12 years, so in some respects I know a little more. He said there is a possibility of a blood clot in her heart and they can't see it. He asked if we knew her wishes to be given cpr if she coded. He is suspecting there will be heart failure at some time. (okay breath, that's better) We told him to bring her back if he could, but if she coded repeatedly we would have to discuss our options. Right now her lungs and breathing are the least of the worries they said, it's more on her heart. (and just when from talking to the morning doctor I thought it was an improvement) I asked if she was in serious or critical condition, and he said she was considered very critical. So, far if there is no change what so ever, me, kiddo and Gigantor may go home on Monday. If there is change for the good we still will, if for the bad. I will at least send Gigantor home to work. Looks like Alekx and I may be here a very long time. Please continue the good vibe thoughts. Even if God decides it's her time. Alekx and I feel so blessed to have all you think and care about us. *crying* you all have been so very very wonderful. I'm sorry it hasn't been happy or funny postings as of late.

On a side note. Alekx says "tell them I got my refund dammit" lmaoooo
She sends her love and says hi, and thank you.

Leaving

Sorry eveyone. Don't know when I'll be on again. We have to leave in an emergency tonight for Phoenix. She took a bad turn for the worse. She is having problems breathing even with the breathing tube, and her heart beat is irregular. They suspect she is throwing blood clots into her lungs, and are testing and arrainging surgery to stop them from going into her heart or brain. She is in critical condition, and they aren't giving a percentage of survival rate yet, if at all.

Pray for us, we are going at night through snow.

Much love!!!

Yet Another Update

Again I just want to think everyone that has stopped by and read these and have us in their prayors and thoughts. You all don't know how much that means to us.

Alekx finally made it in to Phoenix last night. She flew from Dallas to El Paso then there to phoenix. But because of mechanical problems, she missed her connecting flight in El Paso. Then the airline wouldn't try and get her there last night, and they wouldn't refund her. So she had to go purchase another ticket on another airline. Boy I bet that one airline is gonna get it from her soon though. That just ticked us off.

Okay now on mom. She is still in a drug induced coma, and still intibated. Yesteday they checked for blood clots, and found none. They checked for her old blood clots in her legs and didn't find them, so they probably had dissolved, which is good. That means she can't throw them and they go to her lungs or heart. The checked her heart and found no signs of heart dissease or failure. They then checked to see if she had a heart attack from all the stress past couple days. They don't think she had one, but they said it looks like there was a tremendous strain put on her heart. The blood cultures won't come back for a day or two more. And they will be running more tests today to try and narrow down why she isn't breathing on her own. WE are really upset that nobody knows yet why, or how to treat it, or what's going on. The hospital is doing everything they can, and doing a great job of it. We are just the concerned children and want answers NOW. LOL Alekx is at the hospital now, and will be there all day. She will be calling me after she talks to the doctor. I will update more as I know it.

If they are going to take the breathing tube out tomorrow or Saturday then me, gigantor, and the kiddo will be headed down tomorrow afternoon. The roads are sorta bad, and snowy, so keep us in your prayers also. I do have a heavy heavy vehicle and it's 4x4 so that should be good. It's about a 5 to 6 hour drive from here.

Thank you blogger family, more later.
If anyone wants to e-mail me. it's burfica@yahoo.com

Latest news

I'm on for a few, to avoid some of the phone calls from well wishers. I just needed a break.

She got to the hospital in Phoenix and was much worse. She was asking for me and begging for me (broke my heart) She was confussed, and didn't know where she was, or what was going on. They couldn't get her breathing under control, so they intibated her. (breathing tube down her throat)
She is in the Medical I.C.U. heavily sedated. They think there is an infection in her blood, and they are running tests to see why she can't breath. Alekx will be there tonight. I'm not going down unless she says I need to, cuz not alot I can do while she is like this.

Just thank you again everyone for your prayers and support.

It's been hard, cuz mom is only 59

Thank you all again, your the best. More as I hear it

Update

Here is an update today. It's 10:30 at night, and I have the kiddo in bed, but my husband still isn't home. He is helping the ambulance load my mother in an airplane.

I should have taken her to the doctor yesterday, and I'm kicking myself, and I feel very guilty. But as alekx says it's over and done with and we can't change it. It looks like she sat down in her kitchen chair last night (next to a window open) and then her breathing got worse and she couldn't get up. Couldn't feed herself,go to the bathroom, or take her much needed medication, couldn't call me or anything. She shivered all night struggling to breath. I guess the guy that delivers the lunches for the senior center found her that way. He then called 911. Gigantor heard the page, and called me to get my butt to the e.r. When they got her there her breathing was so bad, I thought she was gonna die. She kept saying ouch ouch ouch and we couldn't tell if it was cuz of her lungs or her other problems that require pain meds. Her temp and blood pressure were out of the park. And from the pain she was altered. While they were giving her breathing treatments her legs were hurting so bad, she was hollering. The only way she would keep doing her treatments is when I would yell MOM TAKE THIS THEN YOU CAN SIT UP she would listen for a few, then the thrashing would start again. I was handling all this pretty well (even though I have never seen anyone, let alone my strong as stone mother like this) Then she started asking everyone to help her pass, and to let her die. She was begging and asking if we would please let her pass, and let her die. *sorry crying again* I couldn't handle this. I went oh my gosh, and started crying. Gigantor got pissed and yelled at her to stop saying that she was upsetting me. That helped for a few minutes, but I had to leave the room.

Anyhow, they said something major is going on in her lungs and chest, her breathing is still pretty bad. She talked to me on the phone for less than 2 minutes and her blood ox level went from 96 to 82. They said they had to get her to a bigger facility to figure out what is going on. So she is flying to Phoenix tonight to go to Maricopa county hospital. Alekx is flying out tomorrow. When the roads open up I will be driving down. Please keep my mom and all our travels in your prayers, no matter who you pray too. Any little bit helps. :)
God Bless blogger family, and thanks.

Burfica and Alekx may not post or comment for awhile

Alekx here guys

Just something quick to let you know that Burfica and I may not post or comment for awhile. My brother in law who is an EMT heard a call out for the ambulance to my mom's house and ran up there.

Our mom is in the hospital unable to breath, with a 104.4 fever and a 195/118 Blood pressure. It's looking pretty bad this time around.

Burfica is in the same town as our mom and is up at the hospital now. I'm stuck in Texas waiting to hear info and will head out to AZ if necessary.

I'll try to let you all know what's going on.

Thanks for any prayers and support offered. There is an identical post on my blog as well

Attempt

Okay so here is my attempt at a post today. heheheheee
I don't feel as bad as yesterday. That burning down in my head, that "your getting sick burning" isn't there today. I am waiting for my mom to call me. She said she needed to go to the doctor yesterday. Wanted me to take her. But called me at the time I was going to get the kiddo and the two kids I'm watching from school. So...I asked her to try and drive herself, or to call a couple people and ask them. I mean she can drive down town to get her own cigarettes (cuz I won't get them for her) so I think she can drive down to the dam doctor. Anywhoo, she said she was having problems breathing. And she has an oxygen machine at home. I know I know, oxygen and smoking, real smart mix. I just bet anything she's gonna end up back in the fricken hospital with pneumonia again. When is she gonna get a clue. And if she does, I'm sure I will get so over tired, that I will get sick. Anyhow, I called first thing this morning to see if she needed to go to the doc. (she wanted me to call at 8) But she didn't answer. (which usually means she's still asleep, or ignoring the phone) So...I came home, she can call me when she gets up.

Man the wind is blowing here today. And it's not that it's blowing way way hard. It is about 15 to 20m.p.h. so about normal for here. But, it's making this real eerie noise. Like a growling. You walk outside, and hear this growling in the distance, then get hit with a wind gust. Anyone remember the movie TWISTER with Hellen Hunt and Bill Paxton. The growling the wind and tornadoes did in there. That's what it sounds like. Rather spooky.

Now on a funny note (at least we cracked up at it) Gigantor is now lovingly known as "Bra Butt" and "Boobie Buns" hehehehee Let me explain. In my bedroom, I have the double doors that swing in and open into my master bathroom. Well...we leave these open. Bugs me to leave them closed. So...they are swung open all the time. Now my master bath has a counter and sink all along the back wall, on the left side is my Oval tub and shower. On the right side in this cubby is the toilet. Now...like most of you ladies do I'm sure, I dry my bra's on the shower curtain rod. But instead of being normal and folding them and putting them in my drawer. I hang them on the door knob by the toilet cubby. That way in the morning, I just grab a bra and go. Well on occasion, when I bend over cleaning and stuff. I knock them off the door handle with my big tookus. But last night, Gigantor was in the bathroom, then came out and was dinking around doing dishes. I was on the computer. I glance out of the corner of my eye, him doing all this. And see that he has, what looks like, a dish towel tucked in his waist band. Which he does once in a while. Trying to look like those important chef's or something. Anywhooooo the kiddo comes out, and gives his daddy a hug, then starts to walk off. Then stops and yells. "OMG DADDY WHY DO YOU HAVE MOMMIES BRA IN YOUR PANTS???" Which peaked my interest, so I looked over. My son is tugging at a bra that is stuck about half way in the back of daddy's pants. My son then goes, you are such a "bra butt" daddy. I died laughing. I guess, when he was pulling his pants up, he got one end of my bra stuck in the back, and just trailed his little friend around for the past hour or so. Can you imagine if he would have went uptown, or on a fire call, and I had not paid close enough attention to see he had a bra tail?? OMG I am still laughing at that. So....now he is dubbed as "bra butt" and "boobie buns" He did threaten to choke the life out of me if I told anyone. So...that's why I'm telling all of you. If I don't come back and post tomorrow, call the police, tell them the man with the bra tail did his wife in. LOL

Sock Monster Mystery Revealed

First of all, the kiddo is doing much better. Tons of antibiotic in that shot. He had no fever for most the day, and his throat didn't hurt as bad. He may even be able to go back to school next week. *gasp*

Now this one is for Kitten in a big way. A few posts back on her blog she asked why there was one stray sock with each load of laundry. I think I cracked the case.

Our wash machine was broke down. (no spinning on the spin cycle) The repair guy had said it was the clutch and coupler. So...he comes in on Friday and puts on the new clutch and coupler. Hits the washer to spin and it's barely spinning. Here is the conversations.
Repair guy--uht oh
Gigantor--uht oh what?
R.G.--It's still not spinning very well
G--what does that mean?
R.G.--I think the brake booster might be bad
G--How much is that gonna run?
R.G.--bout 150 bucks
G--FUCK
R.G.--Yeah the brake is not disengaging to let the clutch work and make it spin
G--(mumbled cursing)
R.G.--Hold on a minute what's this??
G--what?
Repair Guy then takes apart the drums. Takes the inner drum out of the outer. and says AH HA!!
We see this black hard looking object, that looked like wood. It was stuck in the edge of the brake booster.
R.G.--Here is your culprit, burned out your clutch and was about to burn out the brake booster
G--What the hell is that?
(tugging and grunting here)
R.G.-- Looks like a sock
G--A sock?? how did that get there??

Apparently the sock monster stuffed a sock between the two drums, it had worked its way down and tried to make my washer explode. hehehehehe
That was one dam expensive sock.

On a note of the checks I showed in last post. Gigantor loved the idea of paying our bills with members of Kiss growling at the collectors. He wants me to now get a box or two of them. I'm also gonna get some Shrek checks and some Reptile checks that have lizards and frogs. hehehehee I'm finishing up all my dragon checks right now. I guess I like to get different checks. I've gone through quite a few designs. Nature, wildlife, flowers, tropical fish, baby animals, sesame street, and pooh bear. Right now I'm on dragons. (God I love dragons)

Okay I'm off to play some card games. Later everyone.

Check this out (sorry for the pun)

We were looking for new checks to order. I was surfing the net. Guess what I found??? But probably won't get cuz of poor Gigantor having to write checks out on them. Click here

Now tell me if I should get them and make Gigantor suffer. hehehehe Isn't that the absolute coolest thing ever???

My Poor Poor Baby

First of all thank you all so much for your comments on the last post. Proving I hadn't turned into this old hag that hated all new trends. I do want to make the point that I believe in freedom of speech and being able to wear what you want, but, and I stress, AT AN ELEMETARY SCHOOL??, in the winter, just wear a jacket over it, and no harm done.

Okay to why I said my poor poor baby. My son comes home from school yesterday and said his throat was hurting some. Well...that happens when he has a bad allergy attack. So I just thought to keep him hydrated and give him some allergy medicine. Then last night he starts complaining that he is freezing. I had the heat up so high in here that we were wearing bathing suits and putting sun screen on. So...I take his temperature 100.6 Great. I give him some ibuprophen and his allergy meds, and put him in bed. This morning, Gigantor brings him into my bedroom and lays him down (hubby was leaving for work) and says to me, "he's sick, he's not going to school" So this poor child is shivering and shaking and moaning in his sleep next to me. I reach out and feel his head, no...feels cool. When he woke up he started crying about how much his throat hurt. I feel his head again. He was on FIRE. Take him into the doctor. By now I'm suspecting strep throat. Got into doctors before 9, got taken back to a room at 9:05 didn't get to see doctor till 10:12 then didn't get to leave till 11:45. After 4 throat cultures they figured out it was strep, and his fever was up to 102.6 . The only reason all of this rather freaked me out. Is, I have a very very healthy kid. He has had the stomach yuck and throwing up a few times, and he has had 2 sinus infections, and 1 ear ach in his 8 years. He has only EVER had 1 fever, and it never got over 101. The nice doctors and nurses then had to give him a bicylin shot. If you have ever had one of these, they are rough. The soldiers in boot camp call them "peanut butter shots" cuz they go in so thick and it takes a while. Now the nurse that gave this was soo good. She pinched him in the hip with her nails for about 45 seconds then gave the shot. Gigantor and I talked to him about deep breathing and holding onto me and not crying. And he got 5 bucks afterwards form his daddy. Cuz Gigantor said "son, you didn't cry, and those shots have been known to make grown men cry"

We are home and baby has an ibuprophen tablet in him, and some gatorade, and a popsicle, and a pizza stick. He is laying on the couch all pale and moaning slighly. His eyes look like he has two giant black eyes because they turn all purple around them when he is sick. His fingers are ice cold, and his head feels like I pulled it out of a raging fire. I'm trying to talk him into a nap. The doctor said it could take up till a week before the fever goes all the way away and he feels any better. OMG I hope he starts feeling better in a day or two. Makes me want to cry.
On a note of now I am going to get it. When they did one of the throat cultures. He gagged, so they gave him a cup of water. He takes a big drink, then coughs, right in my face. Water and spit sprayed all over my face. Guess what I should have after the 7 day incubation period?? uuuggggghhhhh

Snow and Clothes

First of all. IT'S SNOWING!!!!! I post last years photo's and it decides to snow. heheheheee The flakes are as big as walnuts too. They are huge. Nothing is sticking yet, but it's cooling down fast, I'm sure it will. Or at least we hope it will, to just give all the kids some snow for a few days.

Okay now red, cuz I'm ticked off. You know there is just some stuff, that is highly not appropriate, to pick your child up from elementary school, and be wearing. Lets talk about some of these I have seen, then I will tell you the icing on the cake I saw today.
1. Mom's with white half shirts and no bra. Hello??? It's white you f***ers!!!!
2. mom's wearing stiletto heals and mini skirts
3. Any leather mini skirt (not for elementary school) (and when I say mini, I mean showing butt cheeck)
4. skin tight, hip hugging pants and half shirts, when you should have on a girdle instead.
5. Black velvet, skin tight pants, with neon pink writing on the ass, that says "BOOTILISCIOUS"
6. Black velvet, skin tight pants, with bright yellow writing on ass that says "Finger Licken Good" (was a trend and sale at the dollar store I guess with #5 and 6..)
And the one that really really ticked me off today. This mom was not very skinny and had some big boobs. But she was wearing a black shirt, with two bright yellow circles on the boobs, and red writing on it. It said "Dirrections for use: Grab hold of circles, Rub, Squeeze and Lick till MY hearts content"
OH MY GOD!!!!!! WHAT A F***ING CRACK WHORE!!!!! HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT SHIT AROUND MY KID THAT IS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND CAN READ!!!!!!

Man now the snow is coming down in clumps, and I have to go outside and clean up all the blood and evidence from under the suburban. Cuz in my mind I saw red and ran that dumb bitch over again and again. (or at least I wanted too)

Little tact here people. If your gonna do shit like that, don't have children, just stick to your bar hopping, cock sucking, crack whoring ways and leave the kiddies alone. I bet she makes her moma proud. guuggghhhh

THE KIDDO

The snow was about 1/8 of a mile out of town last year. But not a bit in town. That's how we are. The bermuda triangle of Az. Weather all around us and nothing on our little plateau. Another shot of the kiddo from last year. He chucked the snowball at his daddy right after he shot that. LOL

Snow Last Year

This is what it looked like last year at this time. Now it's just cold and muddy. ugggghhhh and that everybody is my kiddo. Isn't he the cutest thing ever??? hehehehehee

Not Big

I don't got a big post today. Like every one else in our little blog community, I can't think of anything interesting to say. blaaaaaaahhhhhhh

This morning was not any better than yesterday morning. Granted, Gigantor did set his alarm this time. Just the dork didn't crawl out of bed till 5:58 so...I think I will get my hour to doze and get rested. But nOOoOoOoOooo the alarm goes off at 6 pissing me off again. heheheheee

I was watching a friends two kids this afternoon after school till the dad got off work. And Gigantor comes home and they are all having a wrestling match in the middle of the living room. Gigantor is on all 4's with the little girl on his back like she is riding a horse, but her arms were wrapped around his middle. The other little boy kept jumping up onto his butt and laying across his little sisters back. And my darling angel was facing those two kids sitting on the back of Gigantor's head. My darling giant rumbles "earthquake" and starts shaking them all up and down, which in turn shook the farts right out of my son, right on his daddy's head. I was laughing so hard I had to go pee. LOL Now that does say something for Gigantor's neck strength though. Our kid is probably around 90lbs, and he was sitting on the back of his dad's head. Also as the wrestling match goes on, my son is on the ground and in this high pitched squeelie girls voice, he is screaming "HAVE MERCY!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!" He is such a nut.

Oh on a side note, I wrote a letter today, and after the fact realized I signed it
Love and Friendshit
Instead of Friendship. lmaooooooooooo I'm such a dork. Oh well, hope they get it. hehehehee

Tomorrow is late start at school. Yayyyyy!!!! Get to sleep for an extra hour!!!!!

Crap and Crap again hehehee

Holy frozen nipples batman!!!! I did NOT want to get up at 6 this morning. Not after two weeks of sleeping in. Plus I had discovered that I hadn't even been out of my house since the Thursday before Christmas. hehehehehee So...anywhoooo Gigantor usually sets his alarm for 4:45 and gets up about 5:15. Then I lightly doze till my alarm at 6. So....I feel nice and rested when I get up. But this morning. Oh nooooooooo lets not help the wifie poo fell rested. Lets make sure not to set our alarms, so the wifies is the one that wakes us up, then we are all running around like chickens with our heads cut off, and the wife is in a terrible mood. That must have been what Gigantor was thinking. Cuz, I am NOT a morning person. Alekx talked about how much of a demon child my kid is in the morning. Well multiply that by about a gazillion. That would be me. And now I'm suffering from shaking and twitching because I have downed 2 count them 2 big 32oz mugs of coffee. heheheheheh hahahahahahh hohohohoohohh HUH??

On the bright side, the new ceiling fan we put up in our room 2 weeks ago is now making noises like a pig caught in a trap. OMG woke my ass up last night, so Gigantor shuts it off, and I burn up all night. And of course I think the box made it's way to the trash this past weekend. And you all try returning a piece of crap to walmart without the dam box. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH And last Thursday we figured out that our washing machine was broke. Absolutely everything worked but the drum would not spin. MOTHER BUNNY HUMPER right after I got new tires, and used all the bonus money. And...to top it of...the repair guy was out of town till last night. So....we had to go to the Laundromat. ickyyyyyyy ewwwwwwwww He came buy today, and before looking at it he goes, "sounds like the transmission, if it is, it's cheaper to buy a new washer" Just fricken great!!! So he looks and says "nope it's the clutch and coupler" said the clutch was 39 bucks coupler was 12, and his 10 minutes to install it will be 60 guuughhhh And he can't have the parts and do it till Thursday or Friday. God I hope I have enough clean underwear. I will wear a dirty shirt, and dirty pants, but underwear and socks have to be clean dammit. hehehehehe

Okay I have to tell you all this. The funny names must run in the family. You all have read how my father calls me and Alekx such things as Turkey butt, chicken lips and tidey bowl breath. Well...Gigantor has quite a few colorful names for the kiddo as well. I thought I had heard them all till last night. I had heard such things as--brat, squirt, squirt butt, turd bucket, pumpkin, and sprat. Well last night he calls, the kiddo. TURDIOUS MAXIMUS I'm all dying laughing, and the worst part is the kid answers to them all. Just like Alekx and I. I say OMG turdious maximus??? and my sweet innocent child goes, "are you talking about me???" LOL

One final note. It's funny as hell when your 8 year old son wakes up (not really was walking in his sleep) and comes to the hallway, and starts saying "BACK YOU EVIL FIEND OR I WILL CLEAVE YOU IN TWO!!!" walks back in and goes to bed.
I'm still giggling over that one. I have no idea where he got that from either.

Happy Monday all.

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Thank you everybody for all your nice comments about my tatoo's and my boobies heheheheheee Some of you said you had never seen work and colors like this before. The tatoo artist that did our tatoo's is amazing. And he said I was one of his most challenging customers. Because I would go in with an idea, and he would draw something up, and I would say no, or like this. So it would take a month or two to just get the drawing right. He would tease me that I was so picky, but hey if I'm gonna have it on my body FOREVER it better be exactly what I want. hehehehehe Now the frog one. I had two printed pictures of frogs, and a picture of a water lilly. I went in and said, I want this and these frogs, and you figure out how to put them together. hehehehee I think he did a really good job. He loved that I was so daring and bold with colors. I like things to POP and STAND OUT. Maybe someday I will end up making and entire arm piece out of the two on my right arm, cuz there is some other things I would like on there. Butterflies, lady bugs, dragons flies, more flowers and the such. I gotta win the lottery first or something though. But get this--- and shhhhhh don't tell----for all three of my tatoo's I only paid a total of 275. The phoenix was free (well I gave his wife some avon for it) hehehehehehe

Okay so I'm writing this post, because Alekx called me and threatened me with bodily harm if I didn't post. So...and ideas for a good post left me along with my courage. heheheheee She such a big mean mean scary sissy!!!!!

Did anyone do anything worth mentioning on new years eve??? Mine isn't worth mentioning, but since it's my blog I can write what the hell I want, so raspberries to you. hehehehehee We were so hip and swinging, that we were in bed (sleeping) I woke Gigantor up 30 seconds till midnight and we watched the big ball drop. We then listened to our behind us neighbor, and next to us neighbor (both police, one city, one dps) setting off fireworks (they are illegal here in az.) Guess if your a police officer you don't have to abide by the laws. I told Gigantor he should walk outside in his firefighters uniform and tell them to stop it or he was gonna turn them in. But, the big troll didn't want to play my game. :( So we decided to have "rock-your-world" new years sex (with each other of course). Then passed out till this morning.

My mother called today asking what I was doing for dinner. Ummmmm???? dinner???? Then I was like FUCK I forgot it was a holiday, and I usually cook dinners for us and her on holidays. heheheheehe Oh well, just another day. So I told her "sorry mom, I'm doing like soup and sandwiches." I am thinking more of getting everything I need to get done before school starts again. Of course I had two bunny humping weeks I could have done this shit. But nOoOOOOOoooOoO little miss queen of procrastination had to wait till the fricken weekend before school starts to cram everything in and get it done. God I suck.

So anyhow, I have succeeded in pissing everyone off the first day of the new year. heheheheeee Alekx sounded all grumpy and pissed at me on the phone (probably for something that I'm to stupid to be aware that I have done) Mom is all pissy at me (cuz I'm not making a big dinner) And Gigantor is really pissed off at me (because he started some shit and pulled his family into it, so I brought up all their faults, and ended up making him almost bite my head off) So I bet my snide, snarky, smart ass comments can get me in lots of trouble this year. Oh well such is the life of a baby sister (so abused all these years by that big mean sissy) *snicker* She's gonna pummel me.

My hubby rented the two movies I really wanted to see. No, not chick flicks. But we got Dawn of the Dead, and Resident Evil 2-apocalypse. Oh yeah baby, blood and gore. heheheheheee

I'm off to find some lunch and horse whip the giant into action. He's supposed to be cleaning the bird cage and putting up a new perch, but for the past 1/2 hour he has been kneeling in front of the birdies and watching Crocodile Dundee on the tellie. And the kiddo has a defective zipper, he keeps running around flappin in the wind. Gaaawwwddd boys. LOL

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!